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#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#SUPERPOWERS
#KINGDOMBUILDING
#APOCALYPSE
#THESTRONGACTINGWEAK
#REBIRTH
#REVERSE HAREM

The Fate Of The World Is In My Hands, But All I Want To Do Is Eat!

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Author_fredah · Fantasy
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317 Chs
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#SUPERPOWERS
#KINGDOMBUILDING
#APOCALYPSE
#THESTRONGACTINGWEAK
#REBIRTH
#REVERSE HAREM

Fucking hell, I'm not an awakened

It looked like that had been a guard, and he went around, announcing to the higher-ups that Alice, AKA, the criminal, was awake.

"The fuck! What's wrong with that guy?" Alice muttered and sighed.

She turned to look at her cell.

It was massive.

And there was even a bathtub at the end, with curtains that would ensure her privacy.

"Ah, if it's like this, I think I'll like the life of a criminal." She thought out loud but then remembered something. She touched herself and then her back but there was nothing. So gasped. "My money."

Her clothes had been changed and her money wasn't with her.

Her face contorted as she bit her bottom lip.

"Those fucking thieves." She cussed.

Then, her cell door opened and a man in black walked in.

His black shirt was tight fitted with a weapon strap that looked very much like a gun strap but it was for knives, around his chest. He had one fine chest, may she add.

But he looked serious. Too serious, in fact.

He held on to a serious gaze and cleared his throat, intending to start the procedure when Alice walked up to him and grabbed his collar, alerting the guards who were behind him.

But he raised his hand, stopping them from taking action and they could only stand on guard.

"What is the meaning of this, Miss Alice?" He calmly asked,

"Well, Mister 'I-don't-give-a-damn-what-your-name-is'," she called and his left eyebrow twitched, marking the break of his composure. "I don't care what's going on or what crimes I'm being charged for but I need my money back. That's all I ask."

"Your... Money?" He asked and Alice nodded. "You mean the brown envelope that was with you." He said and Alice nodded. "Unfortunately, I don't have it."

She frowned.

"Everything that was on you after you were brought in has been confiscated by the agency and is under investigation."

"Invest... Investigation? What for?" She asked but he did not answer to that. "Including my clothes?" He nodded. "Damn why?"

"You are a criminal as of now." He said, smoothing his shirt after Alice let go. "And until you own up to your crime and admit that you are an awakened, you will not be set free."

"Fucking hell, I'm not an awakened. Do you guys have some screws loose or something?" She cussed at them but he kept his indifferent expression. "What did that fancy machine of yours say? You know, that one used to determine ranks and grades?"

"That is where we are taking you to, Miss Alice." He said. "So, please comply and follow us to get your power tested." He moved his hand and the guards came toward with a few restraining items to restrain her.

"Is this really necessary?" She asked, biting her lip.

They put on power restraint cuffs around her wrists and a collar around her neck. It made her feel like a dog and it was not a pleasant feeling.

Having lived like a dog for so long, this made her feel uncomfortable.

"I am simply sticking to the procedure." He said, and Alice made a dissatisfied face. It wasn't like they could understand what she was going through so she just needed to get it over with.

"I'm getting my money back after this, right?" She asked and he answered,

"I assure you, once all charges of you are lifted, you will get back your belongings, including your money." He said as they started moving out and Alice's face brightened up a bit.

"No matter how long it takes, right?" She asked with a very suspicious smile but he could only respond sincerely and not think too much about it.

"Yes, no matter how long it takes. Don't worry, they are in safe hands."

'Ah, that means I can get to stick around in that heavenly cell for a while longer. But once they find out I'm not an awakened, won't they kick me out?' she thought but didn't care anymore.

As long as she would get back her money, she didn't care.

"So, what's your name?" She asked but he looked reluctant to answer, walking ahead of her as the guide he was positioned to be. "You can't be stingy about your name, can you?" She asked but he still did not respond and gave her the cold shoulder.

She looked at him like he was a petty thing.

"Fine, I'll just call you whatever I want." She said and he had no objections to that.

They got to the test lab where over a dozen personnel from the awakeners agency were waiting to see the results.

'Why do I feel like I've suddenly become a test rabbit?' she thought and stood before them.

"Miss Alice, please sit here." Her guide said to her and she nodded. She sat on a rolling chair and was suddenly rolled towards a mana tester machine. A very huge one at that.

"I think I could've walked on my own two feet." She said but he did not respond to her and turned to converse with a guy from the agency.

And then, she heard them call him Mark.

"So, that's his name." She muttered. "Tch, he didn't have to be so petty about it."

He came back to her and took off the restraints.

"Now, place your hand on the ball in front of you." He said and she asked,

"What ball?"

Then, the machine in front of her provided a ball. It stopped in front of her and she exclaimed,

"Oh, that ball." He nodded. "So, do I just place my hand on it."

"Yes, place your hand on the ball and let the tester do the rest." He explained.

Alice placed her hand on the ball and looked at the machine in front of her.

It was triangular in shape with smooth sides and beside it was a giant mana crystal used as its power generator.

It worked as a rank guide. Through the light it would produce from being touched by an awakened, they would be able to tell what class that person awakened as.

F-class was green. E-class was brown. D-class was purple. C-class was blue. B-class was yellow. A-class was orange. S-class was red.

And the darker the shade of red, the more likely an S-class awakened to be born.

"So, what happens when it turns white?" She asked staring at the thick white light emanating from the machine.

It got everyone stunned. They were so stunned that they could not understand what was going on and were out of their wits, marveled, to make calculations.

There had never been records of the mana tester emanating white light.

Then, all of a sudden, the machine overloaded and the mana crystal exploded.

"Um, I believe this is the part where I tell you," she turned to smile awkwardly at him. "...I think your machine's broken."

Haha, I laughed a moment there. I don't know if u did but I did.

Don't forget to comment on your honer reactions, hehe

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