Chapter 44: That Was It?
While waiting for the teachers to arrive.
I absentmindedly fiddling with some Enhood and whittled it down to make a tiny sculpture.
Making a miniature version of my airship, I felt pretty satisfied.
Storing it in my pocket, I made a mental note to place it inside my bedroom later.
After more than an hour, all the kids finally found their respective places to sit.
The lesson could finally start.
Walking in, a short, fat and glasses wearing male teacher came in.
You're kidding me...
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Flashback
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Going to the bakery like I usually do, I bought my bread and was about to head out.
Suddenly, this man came out of nowhere.
"Watch it you brat."
"These clothes cost more than you ever will."
I frowned at those insults.
One word came to mind.
Noble.
That guys a noble.
The adventurers in the guild often talked about these guys.
Most of the time they talked about how bad they were.
Like for example, they didn't pay the full amount for a task that they put up.
Instead, they'd make up an excuse that there was something unsatisfactory about it.
When the adventurer's tried to retort, they were stopped by the nobles.
"We're the ones paying you so shut up and listen."
They then sneered at them before throwing a few coins at their faces.
With these things happening almost anywhere, nobles had really bad reputations.
However, the adventurers had to grit their teeth and bear with it.
No matter how many things the nobles did wrong, they couldn't refute them.
No matter how many of their families were taken hostage to rope them in, they could not do a thing.
No matter how many times they could not enter specific establishments because nobles cut the line.
They could not do a thing.
Well that's them.
I was different though.
I didn't give a damn.
If I wanted, I could probably just destroy the entire capital with one Split.
The fat man raised his hand and tried to slap me.
I backstepped dodging his pitiful attempt and slowly lifted my right foot backward high into the sky.
The noble looked at me angrily.
"Commoner!"
"You should be grateful that you could be slapped by me the great Upaw Taw-!!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Painfully screaming, he fell to his knees.
If you want to know why.
I kicked him in the balls.
While he was talking, I had already prepared my nutcracker.
Waiting till he almost finished, I launched my foot with enough force to disintegrate a boulder to bits.
Time seemed to slow down for me.
My foot got closer.
Closer...
It connected.
Thus the screaming was ensued.
PFFTHAHAHAH!!!
I couldn't hold back my laughter.
Sure I was surprised that this man was sturdier than a boulder but I at least knew one thing.
His balls were definitely gone.
"YOU"
"COMMONER"
"BASTARD!!!"
Still laughing, I teleported away with the Orb Of Opening.
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Flashback End
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Oh shit.
Welp, I'm screwed.