90 Are you perhaps horny?

Sam's brows briefly raised, surprised. A frown then resurfaced on his lips.

As I saw his dejected expression, I now then realized what I had said. Instinctively, the hand that I placed on his chest clasped.

"I — I'm not serious." I stammered as the corner of my lips tilted into an awkward smile.

Did I lose my mind? How dare I tell him he stinks? Me? Of all people? 

I was a little lost at the strange scenarios that suddenly played in my head that my mouth just went off on its own. Stupid mouth!

"Did I make you unhappy?" Sam inquired, making me a bit confused.

But I still answered, shaking my head. "No. Definitely not."

"If that's not the reason, are you, perhaps, horny just now? I don't mind tainting this sacred castle if you need me to."

"Ah?" What was he suddenly saying with a straight face?