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The Disastrous Life of a Gamer

What will you do when in the middle of the night, you will wake up with a wild Deadpool standing in front of your bed ? And how will you react when your entire life will turn into a game? I do not own anything other than the story and the OC characters.

MeatBunKun · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 47 How to tame a dragon 2

(A/N: There may be a slightly change for the next two-three weeks so instead of the usual five chapters a week there's a change that I'll post only two or three... though I'll continue to stockpile chapters )

[Quest issue: Defeat Vali's team or Survive against them until Ophis finish her cookie shopping spree.

Eta until Ophis exits the shop: 60 minutes

Reward: Increase Affection with Ophis (Loli-version), Lots of interactions with all of the members from Khaos Brigade and possible??? Route with Ophis, Kiss of the Snake Empress (Ophis will forcefully increase your strength to the peak of the High-Class but at the cost of earning a negative status effect which may or may not be a blessing in disguise) and a special reward if you impress her.

Honest and useful Tip: Rip and Tear]

(For a better experience it's recommended to listen to Rip and Tear by Mick Gordon)

Before Bikuo could react, I punched him in the face, sending the poor monkey into a wall.

As soon as I moved my body to punch Bikuo, our not-so-friendly battle maniac attacked me in full force with his dragon armor equipped and his sacred gear trying to divide my power.

When he saw that his sacred gear was not working against me, I could swear I saw some traces of fear on his face before those were hidden by an excited face. Fucking battle maniacs and their love for a good fight.

Equipping my Tomb King gear I went head-on against Vali and as soon as our fists collided a shockwave was produce lowing all of the dust away from us.

While I was trading blows with Vali, the remaining people from his team were surprised to see me, a human without any little bit of sacred gear energy, divine or demonic power in my body being able to fight on equal grounds against Vali.

"What's that guy made of?" Le Fay asked Kuroka, who was looking at the two boys fighting. While it may not appear obvious from the outside, inside her mind, she was currently fighting her instincts and it took every single bit of willpower to keep them under control.

"I don't know, Arthur do you feel something?"

"An honorable foe and a worthy King worth following that's what I see and feel. That guy is the same as me. A king without a kingdom or at least he isn't like those Chinese martial artists that will boast about their riches and connections at any given occasion."

"Not that brother, how strong he is?"

"He's weaker than Vali and if my guess is right he's probably as strong as me, but he's leagues away from our current actual combat experience, or at least that's how I see his way of fighting. He barely even does one mistake when he swings that Naginata of his. What I can say for sure is that he fought a lot to be able to fight against someone like Vali without losing even a centimeter of ground."

Le Fay was stunned by her brother's words. Did they pick a fight against a monster against which their power will barely even work? But before she could feel the deeps of despair, her brother called her.

"Le Fay support Vali! I and Kuroka will engage him together."

While those three were preparing to attack me, I was still beating Vali and at the same time pissing him off which made him an even easier target to win against.

Unfortunately for me, his friends were kind enough to let him getting beaten by an unknown guy, who was trying to meet Ophis so without giving me any time to react a magic bolt barely missed my face which showed them my smiling face that was hidden under the hood of my hoodie.

What did you thought that I was some kind of Gilgamesh to show my body for all those perverts that are free in this world? Sorry to inform you, but this fine piece of meat is reserved for my girlfriends' hands only.

"Four against one? That isn't nice, is it? Well then let's equilibrate the odds …in my favor of course. Arise my loyal soldier and lay waste against my enemies!"

Still cringe as hell, but it's necessary for my evil persona. *Sagely Nod*Maybe I should start giving long and unnecessary speeches when I fight so that my enemies will have more than enough time to find a way to defeat me only for me to come back stronger and kill one of them.

One by one, my mummy guard starts rising from the ground with Athar in the lead. Next to him was standing Orochimaru, my loyal Necrotect, Sepas my new High-Class bodyguard, and my Anubis legion of 200 Mid-Class Anubis soldiers.

Seeing their shocked faces, I could only grin at them. Who told them to use numbers against a necromancer or in my case a fucking Tomb King, the only one in the whole world that has a somewhat unlimited amount of soldiers at his disposal?

Unsurprisingly, Vali was the first one to make a move and on contrary to what I thought he would do, the white dragon flew into the sky ready to do some mumbo jumbo draconic magic. While I respect his decision, he made one big mistake, my Naginata was the perfect weapon to counter him or any being that can be classified as a God or has the chance of becoming one, so as any gamer would do, I used the most op ability of mine and that was to throw my Naginata right into his shoulder.

By the time Albion managed to warn Vali about the incoming threat, my Naginata was already in front of him, and in the next moment, a huge shockwave was created when my Naginata pierced his balance break mode.

When he hit the ground a fairly big crater was created and when I saw it, I saw glad that they created a barrier to stop the damage from crossing to the real world, but at the same, my undead soldiers were keeping Vali's teammates occupied.

Meanwhile, I walked towards him, only to see Vali trying to take my weapon out of his shoulder and before he could react I ripped his wings from his back.

Soon after cries of agony were heard by his friends and at that moment they realized that they lost the fight, thus they were surrounded by my undead and awaited their fate.

At the same time, a cute black-haired loli exited the cookie shop and was confusedly looking at me and if that wasn't shocking her next words almost made me lose my mind: "Cookies?"

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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