[Warning: This is a BL novel, and mature scenes ahead!] Chen Ming, an ordinary twenty-five-year-old office worker, falls into a pit one day right on his face. The next moment he opens his eyes to a little chick flapping its little wings on his face. "Yo, I'm your system, Chick, and I'm a reverse harem system." The chick flapped his wings as if doing a happy dance. "Congratulations user, since you have fallen into the pit, consider yourself lucky because now, you'll be granted a wonderful opportunity to be done by two men!" "Wait, I'm straight," replied Chen Ming straightforwardly as his face remained cold and composed. "So what?" The chick waved his non-existent hair back as he said, "You don't want to be done by two men? I can offer you more if you want." "What if I want to refuse?" "You'll die." "....." The boring life of Chen Ming suddenly changed, especially because he wasn't fucking bent in the first place!
Chen Ming could feel danger coming onto his body from miles away! He scooted a bit away as his heartbeat ran faster than ever. Sure, from the surface, it seemed he was a bit reluctant to even get closer to the man, but in the depths of his heart, he knew far too well how much he actually liked being close to men this way.
Damn it! He should instead think about getting out of here rather than gawking at how handsome this man actually was!
At the very least, he wanted to be left alone for now.
He cleared his throat and said, "Well, can I use the loo?"
The elf king continued to stare as he leaned over and picked up the entire human in his arms, upside down once again.
Chen Ming's mouth felt like puking all over again as he covered up his mouth and swallowed multiple times before finally feeling calm and composed again. He took a deep breath as he wondered why he was ending up falling into the traps of weird targets so many times?!