Chapter 1

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(AN)Writing on a phone so 50-50 on how this will go

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'-' Thinking

"-" Talking to someone

(-) Author note until further notice

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'Death'

'It's freeing and surprisingly comfortable'

Eyes closed, hearing swishing sounds gently clash on repeat.

Sensation slowly returning to what I assume is my soul form.

'I did kill myself after all'

Feeling myself floating on my back in what I hope is a body of water, feeling the cool gentle caress of something liquid.

'I did kill myself…. Right?'

Opening my dark brown sleep stricken eyes, the blurriness slowly dissipating.

Regaining my vision while ignoring the gentle ethereal blue lighting under me, head facing up. I gaze upon a moon and a starless sky, Catching sight of my transparent arms as I swim in a more upright position, I disregard it in favor of looking curiously around, I'm indeed in water or more accurately what I hope to perceive is a endless ocean of ethereal lighted blue water.

'better than hell, I guess'

Thanking as such I get back into my original floating position on my back, disregarding what I now see is my fully transparent body.

'an eternity of calmly floating here with nothing but the gentle blue waves for sound isn't so bad'

Slowly and tiredly closing my dark brown eyes once more while drifting off to sleep to the gentle sound of waves.

(Oblivion Ocean of Endless Image)

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"SWOOSH"

My dark brown eyes suddenly snapping open with a razor sharp focus.

I'm so rudely greeted with a sudden weightlessness, looking around I see the ethereal ocean suddenly parted in a circle around me. Looking down ignoring my transparent feet, I'm greeted to a suddenly approaching spiraling white portal.

"SWOOSH"

Quickly shaking off the sudden blindness, what greets me during my free fall can only be described as hell.

Ashen red volcanoes covered in menacing orange lava, complemented by a scarlet starless sky.

"AaaaH"

Souls screaming and begging while being burned by lava, suddenly feeling the hellish burn of lava and fire, while barely avoiding smoke and ash in my transparent mouth.

'So this is hell'

Forcefully pushing down the imagery to the back of my mind.

Once again feeling myself being more forcefully pulled in the direction of an obsidian mountain, another blinding white portal suddenly appears while I'm once again blinded.

"I do terribly apologize that you had to see that, let me just"

"SNAP"

A very masculine British voice suddenly rings out, suddenly I find myself sitting on something very soft and the hellish scene all but gone from my mind. Just the vague recollection.

"Just a moment"

Opening my eyes once more, I'm greeted to the site of an old wooden desk, in an elegantly styled study. Looking up a little more was a very handsome man in a expensive looking suit seated.

(Image Here)

'If I remember correctly he's Tom something from Lucifer, Great show'

"Yes it was interesting to see how you humans perceive me and it's Tom Ellis, not something"

He says a little defensively and I start to see the differences between him and tom. Blonde hair more grown and neatly swiped to the right instead of a more trimmed black, Blue eyes instead of brown.

Looking up into the blue eyes of the Devil himself but quickly looking back down, I can't help but be a little subconscience especially with the power that's radiating off of him and what my punishment will be from the confirmed Devil himself.

"Lucifer Morningstar. Pleasures yours I'm sure and before you start freaking out, You need not worry you're not in any kind of trouble"

"Sigh"

Releasing the relieved sigh I didn't even know I was holding in until he said that, feeling a lot better knowing that I'm not going to be tortured for all of eternity.

"Shshsh"

Quickly snapping out of my thoughts as I hear paper shuffling on the wooden desk, focusing back on the Devil himself going through papers, all I can truly do is quietly wait for him to bring up whatever issue there seems to be, after all I'm not suicidal enough to stand up to the Devil.

'Wait bad analogy, I already killed myself'

"Cough"

Snapping out of it, I focus back on the Devil who's looking straight into my eyes as if searching for something i'll probably never see, he slowly starts to open his mouth.

"I'll be frank you do not belong in hell but you also do not belong in Heaven and before you ask, no it's not because you offered yourself."

My respond died in my throat, my mouth firmly shut because what can one truly say to that, him seeing this looks down to a paper on the desk before pushing it to the side and responding.

"Lucky for you, it would seem I no longer hate humanity as I used to, plus I am rather interested in you. It's why I pulled you here after all."

Feeling a little lost being hit with that, I gain a little more clarity on what he wants, nervously voicing out.

"My soul?"

I'm already going to turn down whatever kind of offer or deal he could have, after all my souls far more important then any kind of power up he could give.

"Noooo… "

He draws out the word a little, before smiling a little more devilishly, before exclaiming a little loudly.

"You're an old soul, do you have any idea how extraordinary that is."

"?"

My mind blanking a little, he seems to notice but ignores catching my blanking stare on him.

"Like Tom Ellis's Lucifer morningstar. I also had a little bit of a redemption arc, i'm not as bad as I used to be. I've been a little easier on certain souls and punishments depending on the circumstance. But that's only in hell, there are those who would spit on my generosity and being restricted to certain rules, I cannot do anything. But that's nothing you need concern yourself with."

He seemingly drops the old soul comment and instead starts randomly rambling. Focusing my blank stare on him hoping it pierces a little bit of a hole through him as he drones on a little heatedly, but is entirely and expertly ignored.

"But since it's never really been a problem because everyone dies eventually, They'll get here just as everyone deserving does eventually."

He droned a little smugly and petulantly at the end as if the very thought offended him on some cosmic level, Before snapping out of whatever weird funk he was about to get more into.

"But no I can't take your soul for myself or hell, no matter how much I would like too." He says a little pained before continuing."No one can, honestly it's far too old, on top of that powerful and unique for any kind of restriction or Afterlife. It's why you were in oblivion after all, with your sense of self and consciousness are still fully intact."

Hearing that I start feeling a little better knowing that my soul isn't at stake or risk from anything, finding it a little curious the devil can't claim my soul but ultimately not voicing it.

"So I should've ceased to exist while I was still in that endless ocean, and what do you mean oblivion, it didn't feel like it though?" I ask Lucifer with the expectation of being ignored and unanswered.

"It's above both our pay grades kid."

Not expecting that answer I look at him, only to see a frown adorning his face before he shrugged it off.

"Look we've gotten to far off topic. I brought you here to give you three wishes with the hope you cause a little chaos." Lucifer says seriously and starts focusing all of his undivided attention on me. Seeing him drop the topic I do as well, deciding to forget the conversation.

"They will be limited of course, I'm not going to make you an immortal or a demon and certainly not anything world destroying. You would not believe the stupid shit humanity can come up with"

'He's probably talking about the Japanese'

Thanking as such I cannot help but remember an early fact he pointed out.

"So how can you grant three wishes to my very old soul? and couldn't you just send me back to that ocean of oblivion?"

I cannot help voicing out of curiosity, because even if that little question angers him in some type of way. My continued existence is guaranteed, Plus If my oblivion is that peaceful ocean where I could sleep forever would returning there be such a bad thing?

But he just shakes his head knowingly with a devilish smile.

"I could return you back to your oblivion, but you would have no doubt noticed, you were the only one there." He paused a little before continuing "that's how rare it is for an old soul to still exist, you're the 10th I've ever encountered in my very long life." He said before dropping the conversation and anything that it could lead to.

"You getting the three wishes is something the 5th one talked me into doing along with the whole reincarnation thing, it's kind of a tradition for me at this point. And hey if they're not too over the top, I'll let you get a say in what world you get reincarnated into"

Lucifer says as he then puts a finger to his chin all of the sudden before nodding as if he had an epiphany, not knowing what that was all about.

"My first wish is to have a photographic memory and An IQ of 280"

He smiles as I say that but nods his head nevertheless in acceptance.

"My second wish is to have the shadow clones technique from Naruto, all the ins and outs additionally it should be able to work with my preferred power source"

He nods once more and gestures with his right hand to continue.

"My third and final wish is to be a Siphoner-werewolf hybrid from The vampire diaries universe"

He stands and gestures for me to do the same all the while extending his right hand to me, accepting the outstretched hand with my right for a firm handshake.

"Good, finally someone not wishing for a kryptonian's power or some super Saiyan bullshit, hey you know what pick the world and i'll even throw in a little extra request if you have one"

Lucifer said a little to happily and smiles a little more devilishly. Already getting the feeling he's fucking with me, I just wisely choose to ignore it, thanking for a moment there's only really one world that has everything I would want, As for the extra there's only one thing a man can ask for.

"The vampire diaries universe"

I say after a moment of consideration, considering all of my options and what I remember on the shows.

"Wonderful I know just what the world needs to spice up a little more chaos." He whispers that first part a little too quietly for me to hear so I choose too ignore it.

"The extra something?"

"My dick… it stays"

He looks at me a little weirdly for passing up the opportunity for more power but ultimately shrugs, as for me….. wellllll kind of far more attached to my dick then power .

"Alrighty then have fun in your new life, you'll get your wishes in your new body and your memories should start to come back around 5. Can't have you not remembering and I hope you like the little ads I made to the world"

Being a little caught off guard by that last bit, A little bit of panic starts to surface in me but I squash it just as fast.

"What do you mean..."

I questioned but Lucifer just smiles little as he slowly lifts his left hand.

"Don't worry you'll be fine…. Probably and before I forget you're 100% free of any restrictions ergo free from any kind of destiny or plot, and you'll probably like my little changes far more anyways"

Suddenly being reminded that I asked for this when I stated my three wishes and Lucifer is hopefully a devil of his word as depicted in some fictions. Thoughts suddenly interrupted by a bright light and….

"SNAP"

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