Wildlife is NOT good

(3 days Timeskip go brrr)

[Attention! You are starving! You must eat if you want to live!]

Hello there, it's me your favorite idiot, and yes I haven't eat for 3 days. Why? Because I'm stuck in the middle of noware with my mother's corpse. You can ask me: Hey Uanna, why haven't you bought food using your system? Welp...

(yesterday)

- Okay boomer, can you buy show me my mother skills

[Dance skills (B) - your dances can attract more people. +25 charm, +100 charm wile dancing, + 30 to dex stat, + 75 to agility stat

Cocking (F---) - good skill for killing people

Tricks (E) - you can trick a kid. + 5 to dexterity and agility]

Wow... That was... Dissapointing... Welp can I at least test my "skill copying"

- Okay boomer, copy my mother's skill, which is called "Dance skill".

Nonononono, I don't want to be attractive (maybe a little), I just need these skill to get "Battle dance". Yeah, boomer is saying that this skill is very useful in combat, BUT IT NEEDS ANOTHER SKILL TO WORK. WHY I CAN BUY EMPEROR'S WILL WITHOUT HAKI, BUT I CAN'T BUY THESE SKILL WITHOUT HAVING THE DANCE SKILLS???

-It's because Battle dance requires dance moves, which you can get with dance skill, and Emperor's will is a skill which people will get after the conditions are completed. For example, you lern fist combat, but boxing and karate is another skills, like your Hamon Body Modification and Hamon Body Modification (Joseph Joestar style), but you can get skills by training, and Emperor's will condition to unlock is to train all types of haki, but this skill will be different in the comparison to haki.

- Oh, that was... Uhh... I still didn't understand anything, but I hope it really works

[Copying the ability "Dance skills (B)" is completed]

[Attention, system shop is overheated, now you can't buy anything in the shop untile the next year]

-WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(flashback end)

Yes, thuis system is stupid. Why the hell did it overheated. This stupid ROB nerfed the system too much. But anyway, I need to find food before I will starve to death.

{luck worked, fate favors you}

- Wait what the hell? - suddenly i noticed the tiger - ... WHY THE F#&K DO YOU CALL IT LUCK?!?!?!?

[Hint: My heart is burning with the raging fire, I have you now bloodsucker!]

... ... The strangest part is the part that I understand this hint . Suddenly tiger noticed me and started his attack. He jumped on me and he wanted to bite my head off, but I were faster.

- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HEART IS BURNING WITH WRATHFUL HEAT, I GOT YOU MONGREL. SENDO HAMON OVERDRIVE!!!

I used my powerfullest skill on 100%, and tiger died... Welp, sorry guys, but I must do it

- *INHALES*... ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH woman.

̶ ̶T̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶f̶l̶e̶x̶t̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶i̶ ̶s̶a̶w̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶f̶ ̶

That blood rain was... epic. and then he falled to my legs. Aand.. How am I supposed to eat this??? I'm a goddamn child!!!

[Don't worry, you are demigod, your teeth are already ready to eat meat]

- Ok, i'll listen to you this time. - I tried to tear the skin of this tiger with my bare hands, but failed. Then I came out with the smartest idea ever. I I picked random stick up from the ground, and used it like a sword to use my Fire God Dance (Tanjiro vs Rui ost). Was is this a good idea? Technically no, but it worked, so shut up. Khm, so actually i decided to give it a try, and I, 3 days old baby, decided to eat raw meat. Was this a good idea? Probably no. Do i give a F@#k? N - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHAT THE HEL WHY IS IT SO DISGUSTING?!?!? AAAAA MY STOMACH HURTS.

[Attention, you ave been poisoned by sneak anaconda's poison]

- WHY THE HELL IS HE POISONED????!!! Okay, s-shut u-u-up, a-and star-rt breat-t-thing, your hamon will h-help you. Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff Huff. haaaaaaa... finally, I don't feel the pain again

[Attention! Your Hp lvl is lover then 20%! Use your hamon to regenerate]

[Your hp lvl is now 35%]

- Wait, but i didn't breathe these time

[This is because of your Hamon Body Modification (Joseph Joestar Style). You don't even need to breathe to use it.]

- Wow, That was super close to my death, but Hamon is really the ultimate ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ skill! I don't even knew what will I do if I haven't get these skill before...

[Congratulation on surviving poison]

- SHUT UP!!! You are the only reason why I was tht close to death!

[Correction: anaconda s..]

- SHUT UP!

[...]

So, that situation was really scary not gonna lie. That's the reason I should NOT tryst these

[Host]

- What do you need?!

[After consuming giant concentration of poison you received new skill: Poison resistance ( -15% poison damage) (Lvl 10/50) (D+)]

- ... Well... At least some good news, but I'm still defenseless before nature and huger. But Remember my words you pieces of nature, no matter what you will do, I WILL survive.

And these is where our 1 year timeskip starts.

(Yeah, you knew what jutsu I will use ( 1 YEAR TIMESKIP NON JUTSU))

YO! It's me again, and I went through 1 year training timeskip, and here is my stats:

[ Name: Uanna

Race: Demigod

Age: 1 year

Hp: 255

Mp: 434

Str: 29.5 (F)

Agi: 108 (F)

Dex: 62.3 (F)

Def: 25.5 (F)

Int: 43.4 (F)

Wis: 24.6 (F)

Luck: 2003 (B)

Charm: 1105 (D)

Skills: Hinokami Kagura Overdrive (LvL 14/ 1000 (C+)) / Emperor's will (LvL5/ 1000 (C) ) / Dance skills (F- - A) (LvL 873/100(B)) / Battle Dance (E - A) (LvL 432 (C)) / Air Dance (LvL 1/1 (E)) / 1 250 slashes (E - B+) (lvl1/ 100 (E)) / (The surprise tool which will help us later) (LvL 10/10 (A)) (!sealed, 1 condition must be met for use!)

Blessings:

Sun God's Blessing (A)

Heaven God's Compassion (C) / Wind God's Compassion (C+) / Love Goddess's Compassion (D+):

Body Features:

Sun God's Daughter (C) / Demigod (C) / Kid (F) / Hamon Body Modification ( Joseph Joestar style) (F-- -B) / (Lvl14/1000 D+) Aerodynamics (E) ]

Yes, I also bought these new skill which system recommended me, and ngl it's not that bad. This skill makes my moves more accurate, faster and at the same time smooth. I have already tested it, and killed some animals such as: tigers, snakes (#uck em), hawks, and mouses. Actually if you ask me how did I survived, I will answer: First month I used to eat these tiger, and drink his blood. Yeah that was a bit brutal, but i alse created a cup, using tree bark, I created it to collect rain water and drink it. Then 3 months i used my tactic to kill more animals, but i still have a problem: I can't create a fire, so I managed to eat raw meat again... And get poisoned... again. Actually I'm saying this like I'm something like super skilled boss of the Gym or something, but actually first tigre I killed was low hp, and any time if I decided to find more food (I mean meat) system asks me

[Should I play Dark Souls III OST - Vordt of the Boreal Valley?]

Actually he have done this only once, but i will remember that.

Anyway, after these 3 months I learned to walk, and all next months i trained in walking, and tried to upgrade all my skills, you can see the result. When I was 9 months old i looked like a 9 YEARs old,and because of that I started using my katana. Also i bought visual modification for my inventory, now then I when I take things out of it, it looks like purple Gates of Babylone. Well, I can't throw them like the original Gates, but it looks good.

The best news was that I learned more about skill extraction, specifically: the stronger skill you copy, the more overheating chance will be, Yes, as you noticed I have taken 2 new abilities. "Aerodynamics" just makes me more... more aerodynamic, but second skill, is skill which I take from *drum roll* rat! Yeah, a rat. Anyway, this skill is something like bunnys from "Arifureta": I can use it to perform TRIPLE jump. Actually most of the time these skill is useless, but If I want to hunt some hawks these skill is wery fun. Also I decided to copy 1 technique. I had already tried how it will work, and maaan this skill is SICK, you will probably like it, if you don't hate the moments when I plagiate some skills from another animes.

I also just find this thing out . Look

- Boomer, show it!

[Portable Enchantment Table

Can be used to enchant your tools, and make them even more powerful

250 000 shekels]

[Saphir

Perfect ingredient for enchantment

+ 25% enchantment power / + 3 enchantment

500 000 shekels]

The goddamn minecraft enchantment table!!! Oh, yeah almost forgeted

- buy them

[Purchase completed]

And now it's time to enchant my katana

[choose an item from inventory] [choose the catalyst of enchantment]

[Sunlight katana (E) have been chosen] [Saphir have been chosen]

[Start enchantment? {Yes} {No}]

- yes

[ Enchanting your Sunlight katana (E)]

[Success]

[You recieved:

Sunlight katana (C) (+ 10% damage as a sun element damage (NOT an enchantment))

Enchantments:

Fire aspect: sets fire to the enemy when attacking

Sharpness: + 15% damage

Sweeping Edge: Increases sweeping attack damage.

Unbreaking: reduces the chance of an item taking damage]

OH, MY, GOD. I'm so lucky, I love these system

[thx]

[Attention, you recieved new mission: Someone familiar

Description: People near you is getting attacked by demon. Save them!

Conditions: help them

Rewards:

Secret reward [-{Choose in comments}-]

Armor (The better you complete the task, the higher the rank)

Condition of defeat: your death, or death of all group

Buff: You are too weak, so all your stats will be 10 times stronger ( if you will have less then 10% hp your stats will get doubled again)]

Wait, explain me! Why the mission is called like these, and why do I hear boss music?

............... - to be continued