Birthday shock

- I, Joe Joemama have a dream (and technoblade). In these life I want to have Lancelot's Eternal Arms Mastery, but with A++ rank

[Completed]

[Would you lake to change your personality?]

Yes Yes Yes Yes. YES. In my life i was to light, and I hate myself becouse of that, so I want to change personality to more serious

[Changes accepted]

Suddenly the strange red button appeared in the system lobby infront of our mc

[Press it if you are ready to start your bizare adventure]

For a moment our MC stopped, and thought "Am I ready to do it? Yeah, probably I'm ready"

[Choice accepted, changing world's fate to accept Host in new world]

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[Good luck in your next life]

And after these message the only soul disappeared, but in other dimension one strange god was looking in his 4k UltraHD screen and watching, waiting for joe's new life. Sike, he don't give a F#@k to our MC, he is just watching Mugen train.

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This day was just a normal day, but if you ask people from one sumerian village (later city), which is called Marad, they wouldn't agree. On this day, they learned that one of the village girls "seduced" the sun god Utu (Shamash) and conceived a child with him. They think that these woman is evil, and they should exile her.

In fact, this woman haven't done anything, this lady, whose name is Gashan, and the sun god Utu love each other, but Utu need to go back to other gods, and after that villagers decided to kill his wife, but if Utu will come back, he will smell her blood, and avange this village, so they decided to exile Gashan, because everyone knows that pregnant woman have zero chances in the forests and fields full of beasts and demons. What they didn't expect is that Gashan's luck is B rank, but even with this luck she can't find any citys or villages, so she managed to survive 7 months (because her childe is demigod, and she needs more time to be born (16 months), but after birth she will be stronger than other people ) in a wildlife, and gave birth to her childe.

- Your name... will be Uanna, the light of heavens. (Gashan)

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(Uanna pov)

I wake up, and noticed that I'm stuck in some sort of whatter trap... or... can it be the womb? Okay, I will think that these is womb, but it's not that main thing I should worry about.

- Khm, status

[ Name: *unnamed*

Race: Demigod

Age: -16 (Gashan managed to live 9 months with her husband in the village)

Hp: 20

Mp: 20

Str: 2 (F)

Agi: 2 (F)

Dex: 2 (F)

Def: 2 (F)

Int: 2 (F)

Wis: 2 (F)

Luck: 2002 (B)

Charm: 1085 (D)

Skills: nothing

Blessings:

Sun God's Blessing (A): you have been blessed by sumerian sun god Utu. + 2.5 to all stats every year after birth,+15% all stats and skills training efficiency, +10% damage from skills which is based on sun element.

Heaven God's Compassion (C): God An sympathizes you with your terrible fate and decides to help you survive. + 2.5 to all stats every year after birt, + 5% strength training efficiency.

Wind God's Compassion (C+): God Enlil sympathizes you with your terrible fate and decides to help you survive. + 5 to all stats every year after birth, + 25% agility and dexterity training efficiency.

Love Goddess's Compassion (D+): Goddess Ishtar sympathizes you with your terrible fate and decides to help you survive. +1 to all stats after birth, + 150 charm< + 100 to charm stat every year

Body Features:

Sun God's Daughter (C): You are a daughter of sumerian sun god Shamash. + 75 to charm stat, + 25% damage from skills which is based on sun element

Demigod (C): You are a descendant of God and man. +1 to all stats every year (except luck and charm)

Kid (F): you are a kid, you are cute. +750 to charm stat (will work only 5 years)]

WOW, WHAT THE HELL?! WHY AM I BLESSED BY SO MANY GODS? ARE THEY WATCHING ME? (mc)

[Answer: Gods can see any fate, so they decided to bless you]

Well, everything becomes clearer for me now. (thinks: why did they bless me. WAIT. No, no , no, I can't have bad fate with my B stat luck)... Actually, do you have any name?

[No, I'm just a system]

Okay, I'll call you boomer

[Name accepted]

[Attention, you haave completed the secret quest: Name (D):

Completion Condition: Give your system name. Better name = better reward ( - 50 % of rewards if you name it Jarvise). 100%/100% for using meme]

Rewards:

1 Hamon body modification (joseph Joestar style lvl 1) : Hamone is a breathing technique, to use it you need to modify your body. Joseph Joestar style makes you automatically charge 10% of your hamon per second (If you have Joseph Joestar's style, your these modification will be upgraded with your Hamon skill).

1 Hamon skill book: you can charge hamon energy and use powerful techniques called "Overdrives". Passively increases your stats (except luck and charm) by 0.005 every day, + 5% training efficiency for every stat and skill]

OHHHH MYYYY GOOO, wait. OHHH MYYYY ROOOOOOBBBBBBB. Actually, I needed to make this reference, because these skills are incredible. Anyway,

- Okay Boomer, open the shop

When I said this, the system opened the store and I saw 5 categories: 1 Gear, 2 Ingredients, 3 Ability Books, 4 Pills, 5 Copying Abilities. I touched the 3rd category, and start thinking about what skill i should use, but actually I have no idea of what skill i should buy.

- Okay boomer, can you help me and give advices about what abbility i shoul... WAIT! + 35% SUN DAMAGE, HAMON. I HAVE ABN IDEA. Khm, Okay boomer can you show me Hinokami Kagura.

[Hinokami Kagura (The dance of the fire god): the strongest breathing technique in Kimetsu no Yaiba, can be used to unleashed the power of the sun. Passively increases your stats (except luck and charm) by 0.005 every day, + 5% training efficiency for every stat and skill, + 10% dmg against demons

Requires sword to use.

Price: 15 000 000 shekels (sumerian money)]

- Buy it

[Making a purchase]

[Purchase completed]

[Attention, your skills Hamon and Hinokami Kagura merged into one]

[Attention, you loose skills Hamon, and Hinokami Kagura, you recieved new skill Hinokami Kagura: Overdrive]

[Attention, your Hamon body modification is now working with your new skill "Hinokami Kagura: Overdrive"]

- Niiiiiiiice. I mean, that worked just as i thought.

[good job]

- Thx

[Now you can't buy any books before next year. In the next year you can buy 1 more book]

- YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

............... - to be continued