CH1: THE KABEDON

I am Park Min Yeong, 16 years old, in high school right now, I'm the most popular girl in school and I'm also known as the the pig, mushroom and fungi. I'm the typical lonely girl you would find in anime and manga BUT reality is much more different than what it seems to be.

I'm a huge anime fan especially B. L. I can't get away with them XD these BL mangas are my lifelong collection and most importantly no matter what, this is the secret that I can't reveal NO MATTER WHAT, but today is the worst day of my life, you see I can't be away without ma babies even for a second, so I always carry atleast one BL manga with me to school and I read them in the washroom (usually) but today I skipped P.E. and decided to read the most awaited volume of my favourite series "SAY DADDY" kyaaaaaa XD my heart won't stop beating, I couldn't read it yesterday because my brother killed me yesterday....ugh so I decided to skip P.E. and read this secretly but as if something known as a brain exists in me, I SHOULDN'T have read this manga in the classroom!! whyyyy?!?!! why didn't I go to read this in the washrooommmmmm!!! so I was in this scene where the mc and his daddy start, you know 😏 what I mean but it was as if the class president purposely came back to the class, he is so suspicious, like the other day I felt he was following me in school during classes and breaks, but we are childhood friends, neighbours and in the same class so maybe I misunderstood something? but we stopped talking around when we were 13 or 14, anyways, coming back to today, I am so dumb that I sat on the seat where I could not see someone entering the class but they could see my back and what I was reading, so the class president came from behind and took that manga I was reading, unfortunately small height people really can't do anything, no matter how much I jumped my hand just wouldn't reach, he didn't say anything but I could see from his smirk that he was teasing me, so I shouted at him saying "what are you doing?!!" he laughed "looks like I discovered something new today" I sighed "ugh why are you being this way class president?!! I'm a loner, so you don't have to bother with me!! Just give me that" as I tried to jump higher he pushed me on to the wall and said "you don't even know anything" huh? what is he saying?? and he kabedoned mee!! okay calm down think logically, so he discovered that I read BL but he seems to be normal about it, as if not bothered by it, but he's kabedoning me!! did I upset him unconsciously or is he bullying me?!! I'll just ask him then "hey!! why are you kabedoning me?!!" he took a step back and made a wrinkled face "what the hell is kabedoning?" hmm looks like he wants to get into otaku stuff "ok so there are three types of classic scenes that you will find in every classic romantic manga, no. 1 is the kabedon, its the most famous one, here the wild character pushes the mc into a wall, the wall also varies, it can be a plain wall, a brick wall or a cement wall, a door is fine too but make sure its locked for safety reasons" the president made a 🤔 face and I continued giving him knowledge "second is the classic fall down, here the mc falls from some high place it can be from a building, from a ladder, stairs or even a chair and the gentle male character catches her in his arms, almost carrying like a princess!" the class president raised his hand "can the mc fall from anywhere?" now that is a silly doubt "you see it depends, she can't be saved from falling from bed but if she falls from a building or stairs then the male character will definitely come to save the mc, its an absolute law" I continued "last is the stumble, here the mc stumbles from a rock, a crack on the ground or from a leg and falls on the male character either ending up in an awkward position or ending up kissing each other XD" the class president clapped "wow! how did you remember all this? even my memory is not as sharp" he seemed to be mesmerised by my basic knowledge, he returned to PE. class and my day went on, I returned home, I was quite satisfied but later I realised that he took my "SAY DADDY" Manga with him!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I can't express my sadness, now I will have to go to his house, we are neighbours, so his house is nearby, I don't have any problem with going to his house but I don't want to mention my otaku secret, that I read BL, I wanted to transnorm (transformation + normal) but I guess I can't do it for now, on top of that, it wil be awkward because I haven't visited since 3 or 4 years.

The door opened and it was Hwang Dae (class president's name) his hair was tied up by a hair tie, it looked too cute so I couldn't control my laugh "w-why are you laughing?!!" said hwang dae with his flushed expression "its too cute!! Hahaha I guess i can die now hahahaha" hwang dae went to his room "follow me! and sstop laughing!!" I followed him, though I didn't visit his house for the past 3 or 4 years, I used to visit frequently when we were 12 years old, his room has not changed, though now it is covered with some new posters, the scent, the walls and his desk did not change a single bit "it feels nostalgic, remember you pooped on-" hwang dae didn't let me finish my sentence, he put both of his hands on my mouth and kabedoned me again!!!