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The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead

14-year-old Zack Thornwood's life is turned upside down one day after baseball practice when he spots an 8-fingered man with a hole in his head disappear into the ground. Hole-in-Head Man is quickly followed by Xander Moon, a self-titled 'Hunter of the Dead' who explains that there are tons of dead people walking around pretending not to be dead. They look alive, they act alive, but they are most definitely not alive, and this is most definitely not a good thing. Xander gives Zack the ability to tell the dead from the living through their unique odor (he smells dead people) and the two follow Hole-in-Head Man (whose name is Gus) into an ancient tomb hidden underground in the middle of suburbia. There they beat Gus to the prize contained within--a squishy spleen. The spleen is one of the legendary 14 Pieces that, when assembled, create The Osiris Machine which will bring about the end of the world. Zack tries to go back to his normal life, but when Gus tries to kill him in the middle of a playground, he discovers the Deadly Dead are not through with him just yet. When Zack touched the squishy spleen, the location of the next Piece of the Osiris Machine was more or less downloaded into his brain. Gus and the people he works for, including the mysterious and utterly evil Miss Bubbles, want that information, and they will stop at nothing to get it. The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead is created by David Neilsen, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

David Neilsen · Fantasy
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90 Chs

Are Giant Worms a Thing?

“I'm gonna kill you Thornwood!” yelled yesterday's losing pitcher.

He was standing a few feet away from us, slapping the aluminum bat in his hands like a cliché Chicago goon. He glared at me with a look that was part furious, part whack job and I instinctively took a step backwards.

“Uhhh, Hector?” I asked, hoping I'd misheard him.

“You cost me the game! You're so dead!”

Nope. Hadn't misheard him.

“Whoa Dude, chill out,” said Gary, playing peacemaker. “It was just a game.”

“This ain't your business Greenburg. You hit a couple of dingers, I don't got a problem with you.”

“I got a base hit in the fifth.” It had been a useless two-out single and I'd been left stranded, but I figured a reminder of my contribution couldn't hurt.

Hector took a few steps forward, seething. “There were scouts at that game! I went from being the winning pitcher in the championship game to being the guy who gave up the gopher ball to blow the season! I'll never get drafted!”