I live with trouble makers

Jeramy: so what did you do

Austin: well Yesterday I walked inside the house and the neighbor had gotten inside somehow so of course I tell her to get the fuck out and dad had put some weird microphone shit all around the house so he heard me so he came up to me when he got home today with the girls and started bitching about everything then I talked back to him and...

Jeramy: woah woah woah. You talked back to dad. Bad idea man that's his top thing to never do he once counted all of the days I talked back to him and one day they both snapped and took all the days which was 1 month and timed all of them by 5 and mom made my life a living hell for that amount of time. Things I wish I never saw i saw. Blek

Austin: oh shit why didn't you tell me that.

Jeramy: I don't know I thought I did

Austin: ugh, anyway I talked back to him so he freaked out and started yelling and then started saying stuff he didn't like so yeah

Jeramy: your an idiot

Austin: I know. But your a bigger one if you start being a bitch to me again I'll tell mom about you sneaking out everyday and coming in at 2 every night

Jeramy: black male? I've raised you well

Austin: hm sis let's pull an all nighter

Sky:okay let's do it

Dad:austin come here for a second

Austin: I'll be right there. Brb sis

Jeramy: what did you do now

Austin: nothing unless he heard me cursing just then why do you think I did something

Jeramy: didn't you hear his voice he is mad

Austin: that's just sad that you recognized that

Jeramy: so I get in trouble a lot big deal

Dad: Austin Jackson Bieber NOW

Austin: your right he's pissed he used my full name

Austin: coming

He walks down stairs and i hear yelling so I walk down and see what was going on and austin was staring at my dad so confused

Sky: dad what did he do

Dad: you wanna tell her

Austin: he thinks I went to a party and bought booze and drugs for everyone.

Sky: did you

Austin: how could I, I was with you all night

Sky: dad why do you think it was austin

Dad: because it was charged on his card

Austin: I was afraid to tell you but I lost my card and I think Jeramy stole it

Dad: you lost your card

Austin: yeah.

Dad tells my mom and she screams and lectures him for like five minutes

Mom: go get Jeremy

Austin: okay. Ow my ears

Austin: Jeramy go downstairs dad and mom wants you

Jeremy: tell them to fuck off okay

Austin: mom he said to tell you to F off but he said the actual word

Dad: get down here Jeremy Ryan Bieber

Jeramy: fuck off

Austin: I thought you said to never talk back

Jeramy: I meant you

Austin: no wonder you get in trouble a lot

He shrugs

Dad marches upstairs, grabs his wrist and brings him into his room and starts yelling at him

Dad: Jeramy you got drunk you got high on drugs and you stole from me and and your brother then went to a party without asking me from YOUR permission and you cursed at me and cursed at your brother and mother and your teaching your sisters that language and your sneaking out and coming home late and talking back. I am getting really pissed of by this

Jeramy: I won't do it again I promise

Dad: ya I'll make sure of that

Jeramy: what do you mean

Dad: I mean your grounded for two months more it'll teach you I hope

Jeramy: okay dad I understand probably

Mac: Sky what's going on. Does mom know I was out.

Sky: no she was just really pissed, Jeremy spent 500 dollars on drugs and booze and for cursing we all thought you went to bed ha. Should I tell her

Mac: NO

Sky: kidding chill

Mac: goodnight

Dad walks out of Jeremy's room and Jeremy slams the door closed when he walks out. Jeramy is more steamed than ever

Sky: dad are you okay

Dad: I'm going to bed now

Austin: okay goodnight dad

Dad: goodnight kids

We go to bed and wake up in the morning by a crash

Sky: what was that

We all walk downstairs and there is Jeremy sneaking in drunk to the max