webnovel

The British Coprolalia Incunabulum

My name Jeff! 21

SausageBoy · Realistic
Not enough ratings
2 Chs

Keemstar is a Gnome

Keemstar is a killer gnome and he is in controll of the gnome army

According to youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing, it's free, and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video

he then say 'i canut wait to report a death as he disintergrate uinto a thousand gnomes where did he go?????

hutler took off his carbon fibre shirt and then followed the gnomes friom wence the came. where are hey goin what are they doin fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off

The gnomes then enter deez nuts go underground hutler then tore off the earths crust tio reveal the salted caramel centre how yummy hutler then lactaes and consume the earth anyway hutler lost the gnomes where they go??????? hutler then becomes lactose intolerent :(

hutler then search took of his shirt then look in his front pocket Where Are You?????? he then becames a dapper sir

Definition of dapper

1a: neat and trim in appearance

b: very spruce and stylish

2: alert and lively in movement and manners

What is this place birmingham? NO#!!!1 It's chernobyl! hiler knows that theyre in russian land sausage boyis nearby as freshly made trail of cumberland sausage was left behind. hittler then removes his shirt to be safen from the radiation and for the chance of sudden penis loss!

There was a building in the centre of chernobyl it must be a safe place to enter he go in and see it is empty they must be milk

He then goes into the the reactor building and he hear the movement and faint munching. popcorn is everywhere all around the room in foreskin yummy!!!!!!!!!!! The florr opens up below hutler removed his shirt to sofen his fall edp was there and went to the shops what he doin? who is joe?

titler is in an empty room. no milk only popcorn the room felt strange danger was lurking the lights cum on and hutler removerd his foreskin in the room there was a massive blob it looked quite yummy little taste a little lick in to my tummy hitler had only a spoonful but he didnt know it was actually a large mass of black corium with many layers, externally resembling tree bark and glass. he will most likely gain 3 stamina.

keemstar emerge from the elephant foot and say 'let's get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt into the neeeeewwwwwwwwwwwssss!

Hitler becums liquid nitrogen drink it up taste like milk where is sussy boty? ask hitler taking of his flesh and bones keemstar eats opopcorn yum then eat another one another one another one

he say i have trapped in my gnome beard he shall never escape ! gnnome s rise from the popcorn hitler feeds off radioactive poisonings and wag his finger at each gnome at turning them into semi skimmed milk how milky drink it up through 1000 vietnamese dong gangnam style straw how epic PSY is better than BTS (BTS suck because theyre not suing gangnam style they are the henchman of kim jong un dous trios) buy gangnam style merch at wish.com the best and legit site to buy stuff for a discount. drinking milk hitler gets stronger as hye become semi erect he is 7 light years tall. more gnome appears wag finger at them become milk repeat keemstar is angered by milk and angered by udders angered by hitlers 21 pack abs his name is jeff.

keemstar becomes angered then he becomes racist!!!!! he then say racial slurs become powerr ful and takes all hitlers milk oh no!

keemstar lets get right inti the nnnneeeeeeeeewwwzss!!!!!bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb vanilla donuts yummy yum yumyum yum yum

Hitler removed his elbows and become milk keemstar is a gnome he goes onto twitter and gets all his gnome followers and they pay keemstar money by watching his GnomeAlert deez nutz keemstar creates gnomealert about alex who is joe? keemstar then beats up his wife

he say ' i don't do it for the money i only do it for the news as he eject 69000000 doge coin out of his belly button he then goes onto facebook market place and but 8ft gnome for only a spoonful

after 6 week shipping the gnome arrived oh dear what will hiiiiiiiitler do to overcome this gnome hitler is only 7 km tall :( he walks around the gnome as i is inanimate object and cant do jackshit

keemstar is surprised he trys and become racist again

racist

adjective: racist

prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.

"we are investigating complaints about racist abuse"

noun: racist; plural noun: racists

a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.

"he has been targeted by vicious racists online"

hitler says 'my name is jeff' then he breastfeeds by hitler oh no oh dear keemstar become gnome he is a gnome killer keemstar then pirates deez nuts simulator onto to his rasberry pi keyboard computer. hitler say ''WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA? WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A sussy baka? why do you got to be such a sussy baka, you *sussy ba-'' keemstar ejects popcorn andgets away. keemstar say 'monorchid' hitler is depressed. :(

he's fast as fuck boi fast as suck he became gnome and ran away

sausage boy became condensed milk boy in front of hitler's milky eyes

'ok' says sausage boy

sussy boy and hitler continued on there journey to the british charity shop.

According to youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing, it's free, and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣷⡄⠀

⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀

⠀⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠀

⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀

⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀

⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⠀

⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀

⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀

⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀

⠀⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶ ⠀ ⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

SausageBoycreators' thoughts