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The Boys Group Chat

Have you ever wondered what boys do with just boys? I bet you can’t fathom the weirdest, craziest, and most awkward things that are said in a group chat full of boys. In the university world, REMEMBER girls can be illogical but men can be trash too. There is no winner. But that’s why it’s called the ‘GAME’. The story is set on Lucky, Dai, Genkei, Nerdy & Kaito who all have their eyes set on their target. Each target is a girl they’re after. Enjoy the romantic-comedic adventures of cringe pick-up lines, funny-relatable dates, and awkward heartbreaks that the boys will have to get through to win their targets. Will the boys know how to play the game or will they be outplayed by the girls? P.S. Anything that is said in the group chat, stays in the group chat… especially if it’s about the girl you like. WARNING: Everything is purely comdey so please don't be offended... I REPEAT IT'S JUST A JOKE!

Nana5ifth_ · Realistic
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17 Chs

Chapter 2: Introducing the weirdos… I guess (2)

The sad news of Genkei's retirement inspired an idea from the hat-wearing guy.

"NO! Falling for him will be disrespectful against Genkei! I have to be THAT person-"

No, you don't.

"To push him to not give up!" as the guy in the hat expresses himself emotionally in his thoughts

The hat-wearing guy suddenly clapped his hands, and the sound echoed through the crowd of boys, grabbing everyone's attention.

"Before tonight, I had never heard of Master Genkei; nonetheless, I am now your biggest fan. And as your biggest fan, I will not let my master give up just because life got hard." The hat-wearing gentleman begins with his speech.

"Excuse me? Who's life gone hard?" Genkei said this under his breath while keeping a straight face.

"Even if you're depressed! IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD GIVE UP! WHAT ABOUT ALL OF US THAT'S WATCHING?! SUICIDE ISN'T THE ANSWER!" The hat-wearing guy makes a heartfelt statement.

"Stop making things up, you little shit!" again, Geneki slipped this under his breath while keeping a straight face.

"Master Genkei!" the hat-wearing guy's voice cracks as he calls out.

"What is it, son." Genkei responds.

"I want to show everyone here today that you are not just a legend from the past but also the present! Please put back on your boots and shoot your shot with another girl! Please inspire us guys like you usually do to find women the way you do it! Master Genkei! Lead us!"

The guy with the hat raised his voice like a Spartan and the whole crowd reciprocated the same energy and roared like warriors on the battlefield.

Genkei who is not fazed by the pressure that was dashed on him accepted his biggest fan offer as he looks around without uttering a word for the girl he can target.

Finally, he replied.

"I pick her."

Genkei points at a girl with long, dark, green hair and hot pink eyes who is not just the party's main attraction but also its host. Stunning beauty doesn't even begin to describe her.

The guys in the crowd all gasped even louder as they recognized who the beauty was.

"That's Nana Shima! The most popular girl on the whole university campus! Rumors have it that she's never gone out with a guy once and has rejected over a hundred guys." As the random guy analyses.

"Over a hundred guys have asked her out?" a random guy nervously said.

"And she rejected all hundred of them? What a monster!" Another random guy defeatedly said.

Doubt began to emerge in the room, as nobody think that Genkei has it in him to target Nana Shima, the campus beauty.

"Will Genkei even stand a chance against her? I say he should just stay in retirement-"

"ARE YOU GUYS DOUBTING THE MASTER ALREADY!?? SO WHAT IF SHE REJECTED A HUNDRED GUYS?! OUR MASTER WILL BE THE FIRST GUY SHE WILL NEVER REJECT! IT WILL BE A MATCH-UP BETWEEN A GUY WHO DATED A HUNDRED WOMEN AGAINST A GIRL WHO REJECTED A HUNDRED MEN!! THIS IS A ONCE IN LIFETIME MATCH!! WHICH I KNOW THE MASTER WILL WIN!!!!" A thunderous yell from the hat-wearing man rallied the men who had begun to lose faith in Genkei and they all began to cheer for him.

"That's impossible for him."

Four words that came from…

"That's because Nana Shima only goes for 6'4 ft boys with blood type A and who strictly stay away from all fur products since she's a vegan, and because of this her favourite lipstick is from a vegan-based company, OH! Did I forget to mention that she shaves every Wednesday"

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Anyone else but this guy!

"And according to my calculations and experiments, all the guys that asked her out had different traits and personalities but the only thing they all had in common is that they all wore clothes. Soo… I know what you're thinking but I already tried it."

Tried what!!?? Tried what!?? You sicko!!

"And the guy with the hat is wrong, her rejecting 100 guys is incorrect because it was actually 97 to be exact."

How do you even know that!?

"Because boy number 98 to 100 were all me. In three different disguises. I just concluded that Nana Shima rejecting boys has nothing to do with her type but just because she's simply just attracted to girls."

Nope! I ain't letting you get away with that! I'm pretty sure that's not the reason and I'm going to expose you. Ladies and Gentlemen meet; Junichiro Kondon.

"But if I had to guess without no calculations then I would bet that good-looking guy over there has a chance." Junichiro has an internal monologue.

Kaito Okamoto, the good-looking guy that Junichiro was referring to is seen walking up on stage to Nana Shima.

"Oh my gosh! It's that you Kaito?! You've grown big and tall." Nana seems stunned.

"Yeah, we thank God for the gym," Kaito responds.

"Yeah, I don't think you have to tell me that, I can definitely see it." As Nana caresses his biceps.

"I've heard you've gone prettier and by the looks of it, it's true." Kaito grins.

The vibe between Kaito and Nana began to click instantly, as the chemistry between them was good.

"Yeah well, I'm guessing it's good that you didn't go to the gym today" Nana laughs while she gently pats Kaito.

"WHY?!"

"Huh?" Nana broke into a nervous sweat at Kaito's sudden reaction.

"Why is it good that I didn't go to the gym today!?" As he responded, Kaito's anger was building.

"Because I can see you today-"

Before Nana could even land her sentence, Kaito lashed out.

"DO YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT!?"

Wait Kaito, I don't think she meant it like that.

"You're so insensitive! So inhumane!" Kaito took it the wrong way as he stormed away.

How on earth could you even take that the wrong way?!

"Hehehe, even though he looks different, I guess Kaito is still the same." Nana giggles to herself.

Yeah, I guess this will be the closest I will get to normal, So I should just be happy.