Chapter 2: Teacher Xu

Just hearing the man Tian Yi could feel the arrogance rolling of him you would think he was a king who just found out that the dog he just kicked is missing its teeth and cant bite of course being a blind internal conversation where quite common as procrastination had always been a favourite pastime of Tian Yi's.

Teacher Xu: I the great teacher Xu would like you to tell me why are you stood before me now as I would like to know as personally I have never experienced what it is like to be a 3rd rate cultivator.

The sound of gritting teeth and clenched fists where almost audible. While Tian Yi found all this interesting at fast the more the man went on with his hate and failure speech the more boring and unintelligent in all his years of hearing boring old men talking about regret he never thought that anything could be more boring he would make sure to save this experience for the next time he needed to torcher an immortal cultivator.

Teacher Xu: It seems as if I may need to teach a lesson to get it into your thick skull how truly pathetic you are. Failure #36 please step forward to accept you teachers guidance.

Tian Yi suddenly felt the person next to him step forward his breathing ragged from Tian Yi's estimation the boy was about 4,6 with surprising large feet and ungraceful movement for someone his size as he had yet to sweep the group with his divine sense he had no other information Apart from this so he could only imagine a small quivering boy afraid of the wrath of the 'evil beast' a title which teacher Xu embodied in every way possible.

Failure #36: (incredibly deep and masculine voice) yes teacher Xu I will immediately step forward and accept mighty teachers lesson.

In all his years he never felt such surprise how could someone so short produce such a voice from the feeling of the boys Ki his admiration and excitement where very genuine it seems he had mistaken the rapid breath for fear rather than excitement...

Teacher Xu: It seem little fatty has not learned his lesson from last time.

Tian Yi suddenly gained a sinking feeling almost like the time he tried to kiss a girl only to realise that it was a dragon ancestor who was going to eat him when he wasn't focused man that had led to nearly 1000 years of paranoia. But now was no time for thinking this man seemed like the sought that likes to be beaten and after suffering through such a long speech he deserved a little time to stretch his limbs.

Tian Yi: Teacher Xu would be ok if I took the place of little fatty here as your training partner.

Little fatty: ... how dare you try to steel my place as beloved teachers training partner.

Teacher Xu: You heard the little fatty what right do you to tell me to beat you up?

Obviously this little fatty must be suffering from rom brain damaged stupid little egg he Tian Yi was doing him a favour how dare he try to turn it on him and what was with this 'Teacher' Xu did he want to be crushed and then cut into a 1000 pieces.

Tian Yi: it seems little fatty here doesn't know what good for his own his health as his new doctor it seems I need to educated him on when to except the good will of others.

Little Fatty: How dare you my mother told me I was a very healthy boy

Well your mother obviously doesn't love Tian Yi thought...

Teacher Xu : fine then oh great doctor it's time for an early grave as after I'm finished there won't be enough of you to put back together.

It should be noted that Tian Yi never studied medicine but he had been a executioner at a time so Tian Yi was sure that he would be fine they were very similar professions after all it could be said that death was the best cure for stupidity.