Lu Yi Feng's Nonsense (1)

"Will you tell her about your allergy?" Zi Hao asked curiously.

"Of course not! There's no guarantee that she will not tell other people. I will also make a new contract with her," Lu Yi Feng said. He's a businessman, after all, he needed to make sure that everything would be covered and handled perfectly. He didn't want to have a liability after the contract had finished.

"Where is Lin San? I don't see him in front of your office just now," Zi Hao suddenly remembered the existence of Yi Feng's assistant. That man was always lurking around, but somehow he had disappeared.

"He's babysitting."

"What?!" Zi Hao couldn't believe that a lot of weird things happened in one day. "Babysitting? Whose child?"

Lu Yi Feng pointed at Feng Xiao Qing. "Hers."

Zi Hao couldn't think of a reason why Lu Yi Feng helped this woman. He knew that Yi Feng didn't believe in love at first sight bullshit thing! Then why did he suddenly do this? Yi Feng even let Lin San babysit that woman's daughter! He needed to get the bottom of this. "Is it... love at first sight?" Zi Hao just wanted to make sure before he jumped into another conclusion.

Lu Yi Feng shook his head. "What nonsense are you spouting? I always think with my head, not my dick."

"What's the connection between your dick and love at first sight?!" Zi Hao couldn't believe at Yi Feng's answer. What kind of answer is that?

"Let me ask you a question... if you think you love someone at first sight, what makes you like her?"

"Errr... the first thing that I see is her appearance, of course!" If she was not beautiful, he didn't think that he would take a second glance at the girl and had the chance to feel something.

"Precisely! Don't you think you are thinking with your dick? The line between love and lust is very thin. I don't believe that you look at the woman and think with your heart. After all, men are the visual type." Lu Yi Feng said cooly. "The first thing we notice will be the appearance -- just like what you said."

"Why don't you say that men are thinking with the eyes then?" Zi Hao asked sarcastically.

Lu Yi Feng rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Dude... since when eyes can think?! Your dick can twitch when you see someone that you like and your dick is one of the decision makers whether you are interested in the woman or not."

Zi Hao was somehow speechless with the way Lu Yi Feng thought about love and woman. It's... a bit twisted. "Yi Feng... I don't think my dick will twitch whenever I see a beautiful woman."

"That's what I mean. Love at first sight isn't always happened easily, right? I bet if that really happens to you, your dick will twitch by itself." Lu Yi Feng actually really spouted some nonsense just to tease Zi Hao. Who told him to get the weird idea of him experiencing love at first sight? Besides, it would only take a few convincing arguments from him, and the poor dude would certainly believe him. Zi Hao is the epitome of a mixture between innocent and stupid.

"Dude... your logic is a bit..." Zi Hao wanted to say twisted, but he didn't dare to say it out loud.

Lu Yi Feng pretended to be pitiful and said, "At least, you can do something when your dick is twitching with a woman... but what about me?" It's a sad truth, but well... he will just stay abstain for the rest of his life then.

Zi Hao felt like crying in sadness because of his pitiful best friend. What he had said was true! "Yi Feng... how do you know? Have you ever fallen in love at first sight?"

"Of course not. But... my psychiatrist is the one who told me. He said that not many people know about this thing. It's new research and hasn't been published yet," Lu Yi Feng said seriously, making Zi Hao start to believe him. Lu Yi Feng borrowed his psychiatrist's name to make it more believable.

"Really? There's even an academic explanation about it? How come I don't know about it?" Zi Hao asked Lu Yi Feng, feeling doubtful.

"Zi Hao... Zi Hao... Of course, there is. You know how popular my psychiatrist in this field, right?" Lu Yi Feng asked confidently, trying to make Zi Hao believe in his nonsense.

"Right... right... you always choose the best in everything." Zi Hao nodded in agreement.

"There you go." Lu Yi Feng said smugly.