chapter 1

A/N:

While I haven't decided whats going to be in the story yet, it might contain things upsetting for people that get upset by stuff This could include sexy stuff,or realistic depictions of war that could cause you to get PTSD.

I may also do a rape scene if I am in the mood.

If your the sort of person that moans about that stuff, just dont read it - I am not forcing you too.

Thanks,

RAMI MAKES FICS

They thought the story was over... but was it...? No.

Here are the next cool unforgettable adventures!!

On the day his hut was attacked with milltary force, Narutos son had been sleeping untill 7 am. Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because Naruto had raised him as a good boy.

Everyone else was already up.

ESFICSphia, Naruto's son, was already making them all fried breakfirst with sirup. He was dressed in his coldboxers (no top). His manly curves glisted in the light of the morning.Normaly he would walk around naked, or in his lion cloth, as he wasnt ashamed of his perfect body. But it was cold today, as could be seen by looking at flatness in his pants were normaly there was a massive bulge.He rubbed the syrup on himself to show off his muscles.ESFICSphia was an expertbio-chemist, his parents were proud. He was going to a school for gifted and thats all that mattered to them.

They didnt mind that he was a bit wild at times. Sometimes bringing home different sex partners each night, sometimes many at a time At 11, he now knew shitloads of languages, four ancient, 4 computer and 3 sign languages.

He found it easy, and learnt them with his dad together.

By now, Naruto was now up and standing on the porch with his shirt off. He stared out over the wide desert landscape, he was handsome in a rugged kinda way.

Once, long ago, he was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. He was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.

He was troubled by a newspaper artical his read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from Konoha was killed in a massive war . He was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell he cast with 9 tail fox a few years ago. The 9 tail fox was now hidden in his garrage.

Naruto was disturbed from his deep thinking by ESFICSphia tugging on his shirt.

"Father! Father! Look!"

ESFICSphia pointed urgently at the horizon.

"Frell!"

Para-ninjas Hundreds of them!

They were coming straight at his house.

He ran inside and bolted the bullet proof front door.

He woke his son up, and told everyone to run out the back.

They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

"Quick! Start the Rocket! We are under attack!"

"OMG" He said as Shikamaru run out. Naked. As Normal. His morning erection would have been poking out from his trousers had he been wearing any.

He ran back in with his helmit.

"Holy Shit!".

Naruto, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious 9 tail fox. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way) Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.

Naruto and his family ran to the hanger, ESFICSphia leading the way with her chainsaw They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire. "Dont worry! We are almost there!".

They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.

Their was a soldier already there, but ESFICSphia whackd him.

"Good job!" Naruto said, as he pushed him out.

They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.

"Did you get the secret message?"

"Yes, my good friend Sasuke told me that Orochimaru was behind this!".

"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".

So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit!

(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! You will too, because its AWESOME!)

It looked like Orochimaru had sought Naruto out! Ever since Naruto's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by Orochimaru especially after Naruto remembred the terrible secret of his past.

Sakura looked with concerned at Naruto, "what is wrong Naruto?"

Naruto did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found sexual vampire powers and listened to Orochimaru's commands.

Orochimaru was commanding his lackeys to search Naruto out. After villain had given them cookies andmanically asked Orochimaru had discovred the truth behind Naruto! And he told his henchmen that he had "I have discovered the secret behind Naruto's percentage" Orochimaru told his henchmen.

His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre . They had no concern for any of the shops .

Naruto and Sakura and Sasuke faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen. But then Oro