I'm in the hospital
Someone in the discord group said Itachi should have a harem, I coughed up blood and lost all the will, health, and motivation to continue.
I am now laying on this shabby hospital bed with an IV drip.
Now laying in dread, I mourn for my loss of good health and wonder every second why someone could say such a thing that would put so much harm on this young body of mine!
It is such a pity!
My future was so bright!
And yet, here I lay! Broken, alone, my fiancee has left me too!
Not only that! My family saw the hentai I had on my other tab, therefore, they will be disowning me!
I am without a home, health, or will to continue writing!
Ai yo! Such a pity! Someone as young and prodigious as me already sent out to fend for themselves in the streets!
I've even heard of tales of monsters called "Readers" that roam the streets!
They are humans turned beasts!
Their power and rage come from the depths of their heart that was fuming in rage when they were betrayed!
This traitorous act that turned the "Readers" mad! They will now hunt people like me who can no longer write!
Scared for my life! Starving for my food! Thirsting for my water! Alone without shelter!
Whatever shall I do?!
It seems I must have a redemption arc!
And therefore, I must take my leave from this beautiful (toxic) platform and come back after I have steeled my balls for the onslaught of this battlefield.
When this young master returns, he will have matured, grown, and picked up a fortuitous encounter along the way!
With the Ring of Grandpas in hand, he shall destroy all "Readers" leaving none in his wake!
They shall cry, whine, moan and groan but this young master shall not falter!
Of course, this will occur once I recover from my internal wounds!
I'm 15, uncommitted and I'm fucking better than you!
Cheers!
From yours Truly,
Entitled brat from America.
Should this young master's farewell be noted with over a 1,000 comments, this young master shall heed your woes and return in full triumphant!
Till then!
Fuck you all!