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The Author Is Speechless

The book he wrote wasn't some ordinary book, nor was he an ordinary person. He holds the ability to see the future unknowingly and writes it down as great stories.  Little did he know, he would wake up in a different body in a world where he finds out the characters in his book…A world of magic, swords and monsters.  'Wait, this isn't a world from my novel. It's a real world and the novel is just my prediction of some people just like the guardian said. So I will just enjoy the show as an audience and leave after the story ends. I have a whole new world to discover in front of me.' But what awaits him was something he could never imagine. In front of the world, in front of the whole universe, his assumption was just a grind of sand. The truth of the world made him rethink his life and the life he lived back in another world.  Viktor North, the author, finds himself in the middle of the whole universe where he was nothing but an extra later in his life as he kept living. An extra who was abandoned by his mother, his brother who was an elemental guardian and also a demigod, his race and the God.  'But I prefer to sleep than going against these unwanted people and unwanted problems. I want to sleep. I just want to shut my eyes and sleep under my warm blanket, probably forever if it's possible.' This is the story of an author, a grand magician, a guardian who somehow became a god and the only thing he could think of was sleep.  He is the definition of what a 'Shut-in' is. ... ... The cover is not mine so if someone have any prob. ..Ask me right away.. :p [ If you wish to contact me, DM on instagram -- @miami_rin ]

Matsuba_Kuroe · Fantasy
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289 Chs

A perverted clone of Adonis

There are some techniques that guardians use to secure information in their minds. It's not something that can be achieved by bloodline or anything. It can be only achieved after controlling the galaxies for thousands of years. But there are also guardians who can't achieve this particular technique even after thousands of years of duty. 

But it wasn't the same for Astraus Light. Even though he only ruled his territories for fifty thousand years, he achieved the secret technique after training. 

  'But, my future was already fixed. The small events might've changed but the important events didn't change at all. I received the fragment from the guardian of truth as planned. He didn't give it to Elesis, but to me. The empty mind technique is useless against this fragment. Nobody can actually hide any truth from me. I just have to ask if they're using this technique or not and the truth will be revealed without any flaws.'

"Heheh…"

   'Furthermore, nobody knows that I actually have this chest fragment. So, they are all clueless. It's best to keep some secrets for me too. Because everyone around me is my enemy after all. Except for my shining knight, Adonis.'

Viktor smirked and looked at Adonis with his shining eyes. "Adonis, can you pass me the salt?"

"Yes, Here you go."

"Today's dinner is decent. Who cooked it?" Viktor asked.

"The new chief who started working here a week ago. Is there any problem with the dish, sir?" An attendant of the house answered politely. 

"Oh, really. I guess he increased the poison in the soup today. It was blunt when he added it a week ago. But it's very sweet. I guess he added a full bottle today."

Ifrit, who was eating like a wild dog, spit the food out of his mouth and screamed, "Oi, we've been eating poison the whole time?"

Adonis was too stunned to speak at that time. 

"Yes, but don't worry. The poison does not affect us. And I don't even think the chief is the one who actually poisoned it. Someone else did."

The attendant bowed his head and said, "I am deeply sorry, sir. I should've paid more attention to all the attendants of the house carefully. I will personally look into this matter and solve it very quickly. Please let me throw away the dishes that have been served today. I will prepare someone very quickly."

"No need. It's not like this poison will actually do anything to us. But please be careful about how you dispose of it. I'll advise you to bury the food and wash the dinnerware with bleach."

"I understand sir."

At that moment when Viktor was about to eat his soup again, Adonis stood up and destroyed a part of the table where Viktor was sitting. The table in front of him vanished along with the food in front of him.

Only the spoon remained in his hand with little soup and a floating sweet corn in it.

Adonis then smiled and said, "Viktor, you should listen to your big brother now. You can't eat poison even if you have poison resistance."

Viktor gave the spoon to the attendant who was standing behind him and wiped his hand with a napkin. "Please excuse me. I'll go back to my room now. Order pizza or anything online you like."

Rae and Ifrit became happy to hear that and the three of them left the dining room laughing as if nothing happened. Viktor then looked at the attendant while leaving the room and said, "Take care of the room now. And tell Mr Sigiro that it was a useless attempt. The poison wasn't effective enough to make us even feel dizzy, let alone dead."

Adonis wasn't in the right mode so he started to drag him out of there and took him inside his dimension room. The door to his room vanished from the real world. 

"Welcome, Sir Adonis. How may I assist you today?" A clone girl came and greeted Adonis. She saw Viktor and then said, "Good evening, Lord. How may I assist you today?"

Viktor glared at her with curiosity. "So Adonis, how much she can understand?"

"Ahem, master. Her IQ is above 200. She's more intelligent than any other human being on earth. Moreover, she's an arc clone. She's just a step behind being a real born."

The girl who was standing in front of him was a blonde with blue eyes. Her race looked like humans but she was a half-elf. Viktor also noticed a green book floating above her head.

Usually, clones have a white book above their head because they are created artificially. But a clone with a green book means she's alive and most likely she can be identified as a real human with a real soul. 

"It's a rare one," Viktor said.

The girl frowned a little and said, "Now I'm offended by your choice of words."

Adonis grabbed her nape and made her knee forcefully in front of him. "Do you want to get inside the incubator again?" His eyes became deep orange and started to leak his killing aura.

"Calm down, Adonis. Let me examine her a little bit. Stand up."

The girl who was injured due to the extreme pressure on her knee stood up and said, "How may I assist you?"

"How old are you?" Viktor asked.

"13 days." 

"Name?"

"I do not have a name. But I indeed have a serial number. 004-E."

"What is your relationship with Adonis?"

"He's my master. I am his servant and I help him to do his research." 

"I see. Do you know my name?"

"You're Lord Viktor E. North. The owner of my master Adonis."

"Correct. Then do you know why the fox told everyone to cut their tail?"

"Yes, because he wanted to see everyone tail-less because he lost his tail in an unfortunate accident." 

"Hmm…good. Your sense of answering questions outside of the conversation is good. Adonis, when did you take her out?"

Viktor looked at Adonis and saw him preparing a bowl of ramen on his pink kitchen apron.

"It's been 13 days. She's a total headache. Once she starts asking questions, her mouth never shuts until I switch her off."

"She's like a curious kid." Viktor took a seat near the dining table and poured a glass of water. He looked at Adonis's wide back and then asked the girl to take a seat as well. But she refused and sat on the floor.

"She's an adult, master. She threw me on the bed the other day and almost crushed my nuts. I guess she was in heat." 

"You got a talkative concubine. Why don't you lend me her for a night?" 

Adonis almost crushed everything all over the stove so he quickly turned off the gas. "M..master….are you serious right now?" He looked at Viktor and saw a sad expression instead of a perverted one. 

"Are you alright, master?"

"Guardians are created without any fixed sex. They are neither male nor female. They can imitate the image of a male or female but they can't actually function like one. They just can make babies using their fragments with a human or any mortal race like a blood transfusion. It's not like I don't have a p..is, I still can function normally because my body was born human and then turned into a guardian. But if I were to make a baby, I have to use my fragment, not sperm."

"Then, can you turn into a woman?" Adonis asked.

"If my life is ending and the only thing that can save me is to become a woman, I'll die proudly showing my nuts to the world-_-." 

"You shouldn't take this that far, master. Don't show your private parts to anyone proudly-_-. "

"-_-."

The girl who was listening to their conversation laughed a little and said, "Is this a normal conversation between a master and a servant? I'm envious." 

She then moved closer to Viktor's legs and touched his thigh. "If my lord wants, I will gladly give my body to you. I will be so blessed to hold your baby in my womb."

"I'm not planning to become a father at this young age though. Please let go of my legs. Your hands have already reached the place where they shouldn't have without my permission." Viktor laughed and pitched at the girl's face. "Turning me on isn't something easy to do." 

He moved his legs and took a seat properly because Adonis was finished cooking. "It smells great."

Adonis took a seat and took his chopstick to start eating. "I bought some ramen packets because I usually get too hungry while studying. It looked like ready food so I bought a bunch of them a few days ago."

Viktor smelt the warm bowl of ramen and said, "Hah… what a familiar smell. When I used to work at home, this ramen was my only food for day after day. I was thin as a chopstick back then because I used to eat this for months." 

"You used to neglect your health. It's a good thing that I'm here now. But it's good to eat stuff like this from time to time."

Viktor smiled at his food and said, Yes indeed. But aren't you going to feed her?"

"She doesn't like to eat what I cook. She feels insecure to eat someone else's cooking. She's afraid that I might put her back to sleep again by feeding her medicine."

"Woh…she's really afraid of you, isn't she?"

"No, she hates me and wants to throw me on the bed when she gets the chance." 

"That's some serious relationship you got there-_-."

   'Well, it's not like he's doing some illegal things here. He used to have a harem full of beautiful women when he was a king. But he also set boundaries because he's never going to sleep with any clones. Because they are all biologically Welis's children. He might look like he's an innocent little scientist who loves his clones. 

But as his master, I know that deep down, he doesn't even acknowledge them as 'Living beings'. They are all born with one purposea and that is to serve me, die instead of me on the battlefield just like 50 of them died before and to be my shield.

They are all clones that doesn't have any souls.

They are nothing but walking pawns in Adonis' eyes. So he's never going to use them as s3x toys. They are all my pawns and they will be recreated millions of times as long as I need them.