Touching grass

So after many years trying to stay inside as much as possible...

I finally went out side, and...

Didn't touch grass, but instead I sunbathed.

While sunbathing you don't notice when you get a sunburn, especially if you are whiter than snow.

Now, my front is burnt, while my back is actually quite fine. Shoulders are a bit red, but mostly my back is ok.

Though the rest of my body is on fire.

Be careful when sunbathing.