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The Archeologist's Cultivation Catastrophe

18+ slice-of-life novel, follow the journey of a man reincarnated into a world of cultivation. tags: harem, system, cultivation, r18 ,humor

Wardog · Eastern
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92 Chs

Rotten Tomato And The Beauty Amidst the River

Xia Tao:

It's time for the end of the second week's Check-In. I need to think about what I want. Hmmm, I still want something related to gardening from my past life, preferably some seeds.

System, initiate Check-In!

*Ding*

Weekly Check-In 3/3. Generating rewards, choose one:

1. Wilting Leek Sprout

2. Coca-Cola Can

3. Rotten Cherry Tomato

I let out a weary sigh. It seems like to get better rewards, I really need to turn this land into a spiritual paradise to get better rewards! Hmmm, the rotten cherry tomato doesn't sound too bad, at least it might have some viable seeds.

On the other hand, the leek sprout sounds good, but it will take two years for the seeds to be available. However, with the liquid for accelerated growth and the growth acceleration array, it should take us around a month or two to obtain the seeds. But then again, cherry tomatoes taste better.

My head is spinning with all these thoughts.

Decision made, I'll take the cherry tomato.

The system immediately conjured something resembling a tomato on the table, and it smelled awful. Holy Mother of God, what is the smell, I think it was eaten and shitted before finally rotten in some shit hole. Ugh, fuck fuck fuck why is this smelling like this, I feel like I'm going to throw up.

Quickly covering my nose with one hand and using a stick with the other, I poke the tomato in search of any seeds.

Why am I getting a rotten tomato of some strange variety with no seeds?

I keep poking around, hoping to find something usable, but to no avail. Instead, I end up with a handful of foul-smelling mess.

With the power of my spiritual force, I lift the disgusting thing and toss it to the fish. Maybe they'll eat it, but no luck; it just floats there, scaring away the other fish. What a day!

I need to urgently increase the spiritual energy in our living area; otherwise, I'll keep getting all sorts of trash. After a while, one of the fish finally ate the tomato and swam away, I hope it will not die from it. The smell is revolting and persistent.

As I sat there, complaining about my unfortunate luck with the Check-In reward, Mei stepped out onto the veranda with a happy expression.

However, her joy quickly transformed into disgust, and then into a neutral mask, though I could see she was struggling not to pinch her nose shut. She wrinkled her nose and said,

"Master, I don't know what happened here and I don't want to know it, but you better wash up and not tell anyone about it!" With an unreadable face, she swiftly retreated from the scene.

Fuck the System an it's rewards! I agreed with Mei's advice, realizing it was indeed better to clean up rather than explaining what happened to everyone.

***

After taking a dip in the hot springs, I decided to take a walk around our territory. I strolled through bushes and small trees for about twenty minutes until I finally reached a nearby stream at the foot of the mountain. I heard some unusual splashing sounds and, trying to remain stealthy, I moved closer to see what was happening. The sight was quite enchanting.

Lin Qing was standing in the water, dressed in a tight-fitting outfit, with the water reaching up to her chest. She made a peculiar pose, slightly bending her legs and closing her eyes. At certain intervals, she attempted to make sudden moves without employing any spiritual power, seemingly trying to jump against the gentle flow of water. It looked somewhat comical, as she couldn't succeed, but the intense concentration on her face indicated that it wasn't merely play but a technique for movement or attack, perhaps.

However, what fascinated me even more was how she looked in that revealing attire, which became slightly transparent in the water.

From Lin Qing's perspective:

Today was an ordinary day, and I had completed the tasks assigned to me by Zhang Mei. After finishing my duties, I decided to continue mastering the movement technique that had impressed me during the encounter with those idiots who dared to attack me and Hu Mei.

There was one guy among them who was a whole Major Realm lower in cultivation than me, and even though I considered myself fairly fast, his speed of movement was only slightly slower than mine. If it weren't for my artifact sphere, he might have tried to escape. His movement technique intrigued me, and thankfully, I found its description in his ring, along with training methods.

The most interesting part was that to utilize the technique optimally, I needed to learn how to navigate through water and air currents in the most efficient way to reduce friction with obstacles as much as possible. Then, I could release a conical-shaped spiritual energy to further reduce air resistance. It resulted in an exciting combination where we used spiritual energy to eliminate air, creating a sensation of being pulled forward while moving. This allowed for incredibly fast movement. I hadn't heard of similar techniques before, and its practical demonstration left a strong impression on me.

For the past few days, I've been trying to master the first step of the technique, which involves making sharp movements against the gentle current of water without relying on spiritual energy. This is necessary to understand how to move my body more efficiently. I used a relatively slow section of the river as resistance to practice this technique.

While I was focused on my training, my signal network indicated that someone was approaching. I decided to wait and see who it was before deciding what to do next. Since the signal indicated that it was someone from our group, there should be no problem.

I continued training while waiting for the person to reveal themselves. However, after a couple of minutes, it became clear that whoever it was intended to remain unnoticed.

I released my spiritual perception to identify the person, and to my amusement, it was the young master hiding in the bushes. He had an expression on his face like he was witnessing something intriguing, with drool almost dripping from his mouth. Well, if he enjoyed watching such things, then I might as well give him a more interesting show.

Pretending not to notice him, I continued training but slightly adjusted my poses to allow him a better view, and it seemed to work as evidenced by the noticeable tent forming in his pants. Ahaha, if this is what you like to watch, my perverted master, then I'll show you something entertaining.

As time passed, I decided to tease him even more, so I removed all my clothes and continued with my training. Haha! Occasionally, I glanced towards the bushes, trying to see if I could spot the master without using my spiritual vision. I continued training in the nude, achieving even greater success today than in the past few days.

Once I finished my training, I went to the riverbank, standing knee-deep in the water, and decided to take a bath. I lathered myself and washed, making sure to add a sensual touch to the whole performance.

As I indulged in my little show, I realized I had become quite aroused. It seemed like I hadn't been this turned on since that memorable trip with Hu Mei, where I had a lot of fun. I would have to relieve the tension later; it had been a while since I felt this way.

When I finally got out of the water and saw that the master had left, I decided to head home. Passing by the spot where he was hiding, I was surprised to find a peculiar smell and some sticky liquid on the tree's bark. Ahaha! It seemed the master had enjoyed the show.

From Master Xia's perspective:

Damn, that was a magnificent spectacle. I couldn't resist, and when I had a raging hard-on, I had to deal with the situation using the tools at hand, and... you know what I mean.

But judging by what she was doing, it must have been something highly beneficial; she wouldn't waste her time on useless nonsense, I need to ask her later.