Happy MC, Unhappy Protagonist, Bewildered Goddess
Some former goddess:
I opened my eyes and tried to focus my vision. My body didn't seem to obey me, and thoughts were hard to formulate. My limbs felt like sausages, and I was feeling exhausted.
I need to take a nap.
... z z z Z z z Z z z z Z z
Bloody hell, I really got reincarnated! Just you wait, you little shit. I'll find you, and you'll pay for sending me who-knows-where for who-knows-what.
Fuck, being a baby is no fun, but okay, I'll have to get used to it.
I called my system
System: [Former Goddess System]
Name: Shu Ying
Age: 1 day
Base Attributes:
Strength: 0.2
Agility: 0.3
Intelligence: 2
Cultivation Base: -
Skills: -
Note: Hello, my dear daughter. I believe this experience will be beneficial for you and will help you relax. I'm waiting for you to find a boyfriend, or maybe a husband, haha! Don't disappoint your mother and live your life to the fullest. Sending kisses, and I'll be in touch again soon. Waiting for grandchildren!
This is some fucking bullshit, I thought to myself and drifted away to sleep more.
... Z z z z z Zz z z Z z z z ...
***
Protagonist:
It had been a long time, and despite my initial fear of Xu Hao being a sadistic torturer, he simply came by every once in a while to beat me up. It wasn't as bad as I thought, but there was something else that troubled me deeply—I had to enter the Eternal Flame Sect, or my "Little Ye Chen" would be useless for a whole year. And to make matters worse, Xu Yan, his wife, hadn't shown up. Maybe she wasn't aware of the situation, but the point was that time was running out.
"Heloooooo! Is anyone there?" I yelled.
The door opened, and Xu Yan walked in. Oh, thank the heavens! Finally, my prayers were answered.
"Yan, my dear, I've been waiting for you. Quickly, set me free" I said, demanding but not too loud.
"My sweet Ye Chen, I came up with a plan to be together" she happily informed me while examining me for serious injuries. Assured that I was relatively fine with just bruises and scrapes, she calmed down a bit.
"Darling, I don't have much time now. I need to leave urgently" I tried to convince her.
"Don't worry, in a day or two, my mother will arrive. She's very open-minded and loving. If I can persuade her that the three of us will be happy together, believe me, she'll free you and take you to the sect with me, and we will be happy together. And I'm sure you'll have the strength to convince her to do that" she said, stroking my chest. "Just imagine—it's you, me, and my mother. It might seem strange to me, but I'm more than confident she'll agree. Don't tell me you've never dreamed about it? And even if you haven't, you can start right now. Soon, your dreams will come true. Believe me, she has a very intriguing personality, and she will definitely be up for it. I'm almost certain she has tried it a few times with me already. Maybe it's her fetish, but oh well, for our sake, I'm ready to do anything"
"No, you don't understand. I have to leave immediately. I don't have much time" I tried to reason with her.
"Don't fret, my dear. It will all be over soon" she said, giving me a kiss on the lips and then hurrying away from my prison.
"Nooo, wait, where are you going?" I began to despair.
Fuck, Nooooo!
***
MC:
I sat there, grinning like a fool while looking at the message that came from the system.
"The first two wishes are no problem! With the last one, though, there might be an issue.
Be happy and enjoy life!"
Hell yeah! Now we're talking! Fuck the goddess; this was more like a whim than an actual wish. Besides, it only dawned on me later that if she was sent to Earth and returned after a hundred years, she'd definitely remind me of that! It's even better that they won't fulfill the last wish! Haha, the best possible outcome!
Mei sat next to me, curiously observing me. "Young master, are you alright?"
"Oh, yes, my beautiful Mei! I've just realized that a very long and happy life awaits us! I simply couldn't comprehend it before," I said and dreamily gazed at Mei, imagining how we'd spend eternity together. Oh, I should definitely have a couple of children with her! Just the thought of a large and happy family makes me excited, and my mother will be so delighted. She has been bugging my brothers for grandchildren for ages, but to no avail.
At that moment, there was a knock on the door. "Come in."
Hu Mei, my new cook/maid, entered the room. Truth be told, her cooking skills aren't great, but considering the limited food options in this world, it's not that big of a problem. I just need to teach her how to cook, and then we can indulge in various divine tastes. And if it's all made from spiritually enriched ingredients, just the thought makes my mouth water.
Mei frowned slightly when she saw me gazing at the new maid/cook.
Ah, I need to pull myself together.
"What do you need?" I asked.
"Young master, we are ready to awaken the vampiress. You need to decide who will be her master, and then we can proceed" said one of the attendants.
"What do you mean, who? Of course, I'll be her master! She'll make an excellent servant, especially since her cultivation won't be too high. Let her be a personal maid who takes care of my daily affairs. After all, my dear Mei isn't always available, unfortunately. Besides, there are some things only I can entrust to her. So, having a personal maid is absolutely necessary" I said, turning my head towards Mei.
"I hope, my dear, you'll train her to be the best, and please don't be jealous. You'll always be my number one" I winked at her.
Mei blushed slightly at my words.
"Your wish is law, don't worry. I'll turn her into an excellent maid" Mei assured.
"Very well, let's proceed" I said as I stood up. "Escort me, Hu Mei" I gestured for her to lead the way.
Then, turning to Mei, I asked: "Mei, when can we expect good news about my new vase?"
"Master, everything is going smoothly. As soon as you're done with the vampiress, I'll present it to you. It's already on its way to us" Mei replied confidently.
With Hu Mei leading the way, I followed her to the location where the vampiress will be awakened