She was the last human alive in the zombie apocalypse. everyone else was dead or a zombie, but she was determined to go down fighting. when she lost all her strength she fell to the ground and closed her eyes, only to wake up to her old room. She has seven days before the apocalypse comes. what will she do. get weapons, food, women?. stick around to find out.
"wake up," a voice was heard and I yawned while sitting up.
"I'm up," I said looking around still finding the gods here.
however now there were more gods and goddesses. all this divinity was making me want to sneeze.
so I did.
"achoo," I sneezed, and a part of Mount Olympus was shaking violently.
"my bad... too much divinity makes my nose itch," I said.
"aren't you a high-ranking god," a woman whose form kept changing asked?
her form changed between Fire and death. however at last it seemed that her form finally shifted, fire on the left and death on the right.
"new god, besides, there won't be any gods when I'm done with them," I said looking at my fist.
"There are millions of gods," the shining man said.
"so where will I find them," I asked the guy.
"well if you are a god you can enter the godly realm, once your there you can see every type of god's there," he informed me.
"you guys just chill here... I have business in the godly realms," I said as my scythe appeared on my back and a chainsaw in my hand.
[teleport to godly realms
y/n]
'yes,' I said as I disappeared in a big yellow light.
when I opened my eyes I found myself in armor that wasn't mine, but there was a note on it.
"take care of my armor," from death.
I appeared inside a cage of sorts and I saw the passing gods look at me and laugh. that's when it happened.
the extreme odor of divinity that entered my nose. it was like a person with allergies, I just couldn't stop sneezing.
with each sneeze, my hatred for the gods grew bigger. it got to the point I was now starting to be immune to the smell.
I looked up to the gods and goddesses and ripped apart the bars and ripped off a god's head.
[congratulations host for killing a god..]
revving the chainsaw I sliced through a goddess and looked for my next prey, which were everywhere.
see when you have a person covered in blood you tend to forget that you are a god. that's exactly what happened here for a while before they remembered.
they began to fight back too, however, all attempts were made useless as my armor, and my defense was neigh impenetrable.
even when god threw a black hole at me. I just grabbed it and threw it back earning a large amount of XP.
I even took on an apprentice named Athena. she was a human with powers, but she just said she got lost so I handed her a spear, and together we killed the gods.
while fighting we were back to back and with her reflection ability and my impenetrable defense, we were quite literally the ultimate duo.
we barely even killed over one hundred thousand, and I can still see them on the horizon eating their food.
the godly realms were almost completely destroyed except for a certain palace that the gods were defending.
"Thanks for the food," I said to Athena.
"It's fine... just wish I could snuggle into Nero's tail," Athena said from across from me.
"so who's Nero," I asked.
"... a friend turned best friend. I can always rely on her for information," she told me.
"ah, makes sense," I said nodding.
"so what happened to you? what made you want to go god killer," she said pointing to the dead bodies of gods surrounding us.
"They made my planet a full-blown apocalypse. I had to relive it twice, and this time I got to save my sister," I told her.
"ah so you went back in time huh," Athena asked.
"well, it's more like I was the last one Alice, and died of hunger. nowadays I don't need to eat but do it anyways since food is a luxury," I told her.
"my world is full of evil gods, they want to destroy everything and everyone. I was supposed to be married right now but jay burst through the room and started arguing with my wife.
I tried to get in between them but I got lost somehow, and then I met you," Athena said as she took a bite of an egg roll.
"man your life sounds rough," I sighed.
"not too bad. there could be many things that are worse. like, imagine we were worms. yuck, slimy things," Athena shivered.
"eh, I rather dislike spiders. I nearly died in wave six because of them. giant ass spiders," I said shivering.
"I'm bored," Athena sighed.
"wanna go kill some gods?" I asked.
"let's go," she said pulling out a scythe.
"come annihilation," I said as she flew into my hands.
"dude you gotta teach me that," Athena said.
"you gotta teach me how to get horns," I said holding out my hands.
"deal," she said shaking my hand.
"now then one last pic for Instagram," I said taking a picture of me and Athena posing in Infront of the dead gods.
"THERE COMING," one god yelled.
"hell yeah, we are," I said as we charged.
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Mmm donuts 🍩.