3 DEAD..........HUH? NOT BAD ACTUALLY, LAST PART

Even though they were stunned they didn't dare to show it on their faces ,so after that confusing display of bravery he went down to the storage room which he never allowed any one to enter other than his adviser and he came back dragging a big heavy duffel bag and told his men to load it onto the truck as he went ahead and put on 5 bullet proof vest on top of another and a helmet after which he sat one the passenger seat and told his men to move out.

Our neat freak didn't know that that the mafia had found out about his scheme so he was just enjoying a nice relaxing bath when suddenly he got a call from one of his manga stores telling him that the latest chapter of one piece has been released, as soon as he heard that he jumped out of the tub, took out a towel and dried himself before running out of the bathroom and to his closet and after dressing up he rushed out of the house to his car parked in front which he then drove like his life depended on it to the manga store.

Upon entering the store he sees the store owner showing him a face which was swollen and full of pity, he had a face full of confusion he walked up to him and asked"hey why are you looking at me like you just sold the last chapter i told you to save for me do you perhaps want to die?"the store owner's expression changed once he remembered who this person is so he spoke while stuttering "s-s-sir please forgive this stupid, no good ,ugly faced, no penis having failure of a man you see i had put your manga somewhere i thought nobody would find, but who would have thought my wife would not only find it but also burn it out of anger as well so please forgive me as i just sold last one an hour ago to that young girl over there but no matter how much i begged she kept yelling that she would never sell back that manga" after speaking that long the owner took a deep breath and started panting.

Now our protagonist got more confused as he asked "where did you put my manga and why would your wife be angry at that?" seeing that he wasn't beaten to death the store owner calmed down and relaxed his guard and spoke "Actually it's a funny story i put it where i always put it at the corner with my porn collection but i never expected i would be caught literally red handed in the toilet by my wife so she went ahead and started beating me not caring the slightest about the awkward position i was in and stared searching for the rest of my collection and once she found them she wouldn't even listen to what i had to say as she went ahead and burned it all, sigh so now do you see this was the injustice i suffered brother" after finishing his sad and heartbreaking story he looked up thinking that the man before him will show him pity but what he saw was a face so horrifyingly and angrily contorted that you would suspect he was that owner's wife.

After what seemed to be an eternity our protagonist started speaking"SOOO!!!!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PUTTING MY BELOVED MANGA TOGETHER WITH YOUR PPP-PP-PORN ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!" he was shaking any normal person would freak out much less a neat freak i mean he does clean the manga plastic covers with some disinfectant but to be near another mans porn collection he wouldn't feel safe unless he burned it all, now he completely agreed with the owners wife, so after giving the guy a near death beating and stomping on his balls with his shoe which he will have to cremate later he went toward the little girl who bought the last one manga the store had and right now she was outside the door waiting for someone which he assumed are her parents.

He went up to her with pure indifference written on his face and said in a calm tone " hey little girl as you can see i am a nice guy and as a nice guy i can't let you read that manga cause you need no other entertainment other than school books and your homework so i will buy that from you for twice the price" the little girl examined him from head to toe as if he had a mental problem and said in a childish but serious tone"so who are you trying to fool i just saw you almost beat the owner death and you say you are a nice guy hahahahaha get lost you brute" he was shocked at first but then he started laughing in a way that made the girl shiver.

On the other side of the street the Russians were getting ready for war arming themselves to teeth when suddenly their boss got out of his car and told them to bring him the duffel bag from earlier and once he got it he started yelling, " stand down and watch men, he dares kill my son i will personal kill him" after hearing that his men were surprised and started regretting the fact that they thought that their boss was a wimp maybe he was stronger than they ever gave him credit for and so they saw their boss heading toward his enemy while dragging his duffel bag.

After dragging the duffel bag 50 m from his enemy he stopped and started opening the bag which confused his men why was their boss only 2 steps away from them and stopping but once they saw what he took out they were shocked how could he be so shameless he brought a rocket launcher to kill one man and he had the guts to yell he will kill him with his own hands but even though they felt like crying they could only do it in their hearts.

The neat freak at this moment was using his entire strength to snatch the manga from the little girl with out hurting her which proved to be much more difficult than one might imagine so after failing a lot of times he got frustrated and yelled " you forced my hand little girl" after which he picked up the girl with one hand and took the manga with the other but before he could celebrate the little girl scratched his face which pissed him of so much that he used a little too much strength to throw the girl into the alley and she land on a bunch of trash bags which broke her fall which also surprisingly saved her from the rocket that was heading to the neat freak.

boom!!!!

'Quite this place is so quite and dark, but peaceful what was it that hit me a bullet?, no it looked much bigger much much bigger it looked like a rocket...? seriously what kind of pussy uses a rocket to kill one person sigh forget it it's over now anyway i guess this means that i am dead....huh? not bad actually hahaha i wonder how the criminal organizations will feel after all i made sure that every single evidence i gathered on them to be sent to the mayor,police and the internet at the moment of my death they are screwed hehehehe and since i am already dead they will naturally take it out upon the person that killed me hahahahahaha anyway i guess i have nothing to accompany me for eternity other than this dark place and that shiny light heading this way sigh w-wait what is that light, shit its coming toward me ahhh'.

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