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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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Meeting the lady again

 "Draw your sword! Salute!"

  Approaching the Wangyue River, our army first entered the famous Tibetan Army Valley. The Tibetan Army Valley is surrounded by mountains stretching for more than ten miles. As its name suggests, it can hide thousands of troops without being discovered. That day, I calculated that the orcs were hiding their food here, and the dying old man led us to sneak in through a secret passage. He even gave this secret passage an apt and good name, "Vagina." . .

  At that time, he was smiling sinisterly as he walked, and I even suspected that this was his secret artillery room. . .

  Even after five years, the traces of the big explosion and burning are still clear. There are charred weapons and rotten tents everywhere in the valley, and there are even a few blackened and tattered orc flags fluttering in the breeze, reflecting the It shows the sadness after the war. There is a small mountain above the "vagina". I led 30,000 northern allied troops to leave and reach the sacrifice.

  On this hill stands the first "Monument to the Three, Three, Three Heroes", which represents the bravery and unity of the northern warriors, as well as the everlasting pain and glory.

  The Northern Army was famous for its loyalty and unity. All the thirty thousand soldiers stood in admiration. There were also some officers who had been promoted with me when I went on the expedition, and they still had tears in their eyes. The scene of singing generously together in the rain and foraging in the wilderness is still vivid in my mind.

  After the ceremony was carried out simply, Aihua and Libidu led the troops to join the group. Liandao and Amy came to comfort me, while Kalang remained silent as usual and stood quietly behind us. Liandao took out his umbrella, and Amy gently put her arm around me and said, "Third Young Master, the spirits of Turin and Modi in heaven will protect us."

  Liandao slapped his dragon spear on the back and said fiercely: "Sometimes the tide is against us. , The orcs have been punished for their evil deeds, we will definitely conquer the green territory this time!"

  The army had dispersed first. I looked at the monument, put my hands behind my back and smiled and said, "Even if all the tribes join forces, it will not be enough to conquer the green territory ! We are here to go on an expedition just to entertain Willie VI and take it as a trip to relax."

  The three of them were shocked. Even Kalang, who usually rarely spoke, said: "Sir, we have united more than 800,000 troops from all ethnic groups to go on an expedition. "The orcs only have 200,000 to 300,000 warriors. Is their natural barrier so powerful?"

  I led the three of them to leave after the legion, and said quietly: "No, it would be better if we can't break the natural barrier. If we break the natural barrier? " , the armies will fight to enter the green territory, and it will turn into a white war."

  Amy asked: "I am ignorant, what's the problem with fighting a white war?"

  I glanced at Amy ill-intentioned. , then smiled and said: "Those idiots of the orc tribe are born with strong physical strength and excess energy. They only know how to make love besides eating and eating. Due to their amazing reproductive capacity, although the green land is thousands of miles of fertile land, the birth rate within the tribe is too high. In the end, They were forced to go out to snatch food, grass and money."

  A blush flew over Amy's face, she retracted her hand and said, "What does that have to do with the White Soldier War?"

  "It has a big relationship. The orc tribe has a population of more than two million. Even if they are old and weak, their physical strength is still as strong as that of ordinary human beings. Basically, every civilian can be regarded as half a soldier."

  The three of them were dumbfounded. Although the orc militia only has about 300,000 people. , but there are more than two million tribesmen, and they have to fight two million orc civilians in a white-knuckle battle. Moreover, the other side knows the terrain well and fights to the death. When the time comes, it will not be the coalition forces that defeat the orcs, but the orcs that will defeat the coalition forces.

  Liandao said: "Knowing that our efforts are in vain, aren't hundreds of thousands of troops here in vain?"

  "Hahahaha... Do you think your lord is a fool? We will not come in vain. That bastard Xun Malongqi also knows this, love I believe Shanna and Tianshu have figured it out, and I have a reason to go to the orcs." Suddenly, he remembered Yelan hiding in the laboratory.

  Arriving at Wangyue River, all the empire's legions have gathered, including 100,000 red eagles, 50,000 golden lions, 50,000 black dragons, 50,000 snow wolves, plus 30,000 northern allied troops, closing in on 300,000 troops to suppress the forces on the other side. The orc army has not yet counted Horus and the land and sea supply troops in the north.

  In addition to the Imperial Legion, there are also 100,000 goblin warriors who have come to join forces, led by Chizhi, a member of the Elder Council, War Eagle, the leader of the Archer Corps, and the leader of the Demon Archer Corps. . . . . .

  Po Yue and Xun Malongqi came back from the front line to greet me. Behind them was a beautiful girl with blue hair. As soon as she saw me, she threw herself into my arms regardless of military discipline. She was the commander of the Demon Bow Corps, my little girl. One of the love slaves - Xue Yan. I hugged Xueyan's waist and said in her ear: "Hey, do you want to be beaten? People will laugh at you for not having a tutor."

  Xueyan was obviously more cheerful than before. She ignored everyone's gaze and looked at her. I kissed my ear and whispered: "Hit me, beat me. Tonight Yan slave raises her buttocks and waits for the master's punishment."

  Others in the room were not surprised. They just shook their heads with smiles. Only those who overheard us Lily's pink face immediately turned red as she was talking. This little girl is eavesdropping again, even she will be spanked tonight! Hahaha. . .

  Not long after holding Xueyan, a large group of officers and generals came to join us. The leader was a snow-haired man in silver armor. Two mighty golden wolf heads were carved on the shoulders of the silver armor, and a blue trail trailed behind him. cloak. His eyes are domineering, and there is a diagonal scar on his forehead. The aura he exudes is no less than that of Kirul or Titan. He is one of the Three Swordsmen of the Empire and the Grand Marshal of the White Snow Wolf Army - "White Martial King" Radick . Dry check.

  Radik is well-known in the empire for his bravery and bravery. When he was a teenager, he fought against the newly emerged Titans, and was even called the best swordsman in the empire. The dragon came to the empire to compete with Radik, and he happened to pass by my house. And he taught swordsmanship to my three brothers. Next to Radick is a six-foot-tall giant man. He hangs a huge sword with a white handle on his back. The handle alone has been carved with rare fineness. I heard that Radick uses the family's three-pronged magic sword "Flu". , I'm afraid this is it.

  Following Radick was a group of military generals, all of different shapes. Two of them were familiar to me. One of them was Osman, the concubine of the Gancha family, who had met me once at the Harvest Festival. Standing in front of Osman is a young man in blue armor, who is a completely reduced version of Radick. He should be the heir of the Gancha family, Osman's brother-Naton. Dry check.

  The other one I met in the Emperor's Palace temporarily became my mage. Ke Wen. Ke Wen is now the deputy chief of staff. In fact, Willie VI plans to send him to monitor me. In addition to the White Wolf Army, there are also Chizhi and War Eagle from the Fairy Tribe, as well as representatives from the Black Dragon Army, Yakari, Yashadu, and an old general named Lilin.

  The boss reluctantly let go of the beautiful woman in his arms and walked towards these ignorant fools. Radik approached at the lead. Although he was about the same height as me, he was full of domineering power. I braced myself and looked at him. Radik's gaze made people feel submissive. I didn't expect that his spiritual cultivation was so high. amazing.

  After a long while, Radick's eyes suddenly softened, he patted my shoulder with one hand and said with a smile: "Okay! Okay! Okay! A tiger's father has no dog son, you are such a clever little fox, I like it very much!"

  I said in shock: "Little Fox? "

  "Hahahaha... Your old man is an old fox, and you are naturally a little fox. But I don't like old foxes, but I like you little foxes."

  I don't know what to say to this Radek. Others also came over to say hello. Ke Wen saluted me and said, "Commander of Staff, the Generalissimo has been waiting for a long time. Please go to the front line to take command."

  "Well, Libidu obeys the order. You have full command of the Northern Allied Forces. The other generals will stay behind. " Here, Xun Malongqi, Po Yue, and Lily followed me to see Marshal William."

  After the generals received the order, I followed Ruddick and Ke Wen to the frontline headquarters. When we arrived at the front line, there was another group of soldiers waiting here, including Prince William, two princes, Fandia and Ilov, two of my artillery buddies, Puton and Larado, and a A blond general wearing a horned helmet.

  William said: "Let me introduce, this is General Xian Wendi, the vanguard commander, and this is Mr. Yafandi, the chief of staff."

  Xian Wendi shook hands with me and said: "General, I have been waiting for a long time, and I thought I couldn't wait any longer. "

  Ha, I heard that it was the general who beheaded Tolilun. I'm disrespectful."

  Xianwendi belongs to Fandia's party and is hostile to my family. Fandia was afraid that we would have a conflict, so he came over and said: " "Two adults, let's start discussing business."

  As the commander, it is his job to coordinate the generals in the army. He said to us: "The scouts responded that the defensive facilities of Wangyue River have been destroyed, and only 60% are left. In addition, the Dieri Army has formed a formation downstream, and the combined forces of the Dark Fairies and Wingmen will cross the river together with the Dieri Army. "

  According to our discussion, our two countries will send troops together at night . , Attacking the orc defense line from both the upper and lower reaches, they will be unable to cope."

  Looking at the sky, I scratched my ears and said: "I object, it will rain heavily from 5 to 7 pm today, and the water will flow. It will be more urgent and difficult to cross. The coast is a low-lying area. According to my suggestion, the soldiers should be moved to higher ground first, and the empty stronghold should be set up to give the illusion of being flooded, so as to lure the orcs to take the initiative to attack."

  Naton objected when he saw me . When Dick spoke, he said slightly: "How did you know it would rain?"

  Radick looked displeased at Naton, dissatisfied with his condescending and aristocratic tone. When Naton shut up, Radick apologized to me and said, "He It's Dog Naton, joining the army for the first time. Don't be surprised by the commander of the staff."

  "King Bai Wu is too polite. As the saying goes, a general must know the weather, the right place, and people. What's more, I am the staff advisor of an army of hundreds of thousands."

  William . "Even if it rains heavily, the orcs may not attack."

  I winked at Xiang Malongqi, who stood up and bowed: "If it rains heavily today and we fail to move to high ground, the orcs will There is a 90% chance of an attack. No one can imagine that the orcs will turn around and attack. It is a great opportunity to attack them unprepared. It is much better than staying in the broken-barred camp. With Sigurulu's personality, he will never do it. Missed it, and there's another reason."

  I stretched out my hand to stop Ma Longqi and said, "There's no need to talk about the other reason for now. If it doesn't rain heavily tonight, if the enemy doesn't come to attack, I will be punished according to military law. Disposal, does anyone have any objections?"