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My head matches my guitar

OK I'm sending an SOS for anyone that has a head covering like a hard head scarf or anything else for that matter because I've done something really stupid with a bottle of bleach and also some hair. What I did was I was going to do a Fair mall it and I ended up getting the Pham mullet going well but that was just the mullet. I got that cracked down pat want to buy Mother's Day I was going to have her be sporting a mullet from now on with or without a hijab. And then I'm actually going to Rockcliffe boathouse closet in the mall it that was one thing. I'm very good with my hands when I comes to cutting my hair but here's the real fart up.

Me and Blake do not get along why because I have central Asian Uighur and also other Mongolian else in the group section for Native American and me that caused me to be not very good friends with bleach. This is Embarrassing for myself because my DNA to sorry to win over the freight with the bleach and and I actually got the royal screw job. I am not very happy with what happen when people started laughing at me when I'm like break it to me and they started laughing at me and they said red squirrel red squirrel I was like oh God help me. And you really I had this problem wrecked like years ago I'm putting a paper plastic turban over my Had also known as a fucking garbage bag over my head cranium and then let it simmer for a few hours I didn't think that this was gonna happen again this usually happens when I my mother does the bleeding and I end up looking like the ready fool. I ended up actually having red orange yellow dirty blonde platinum blonde eat and everything in between I was a cherry burst guitar. Which is something that I'll have to live with for the remainder of the year until I get my hair jobs because this was a die job gone wrong and then all of a sudden when I was talking to my mother the guitar teacher actually emailed me and said do you want to do a lesson tomorrow and I said yes because I made it I'm just saying that I had coordinated my hair with the guitar. I would rather just say that I look like a cherry burst guitar, and some fucking road and or Nazi which would make my face rather than all hell. So I just said the guitar exploded all over my head and now I have the guitar collar is on my head. I didn't expect this to happen but I'm not going to compare myself in the guitar that I play from time to time and actually say you know this is a bit of a setback but it doesn't look as bad as they say it looks like my guitar. It's more or less growing on me as I see it but people still do laugh at me but I'm gonna stay here you have to respect and cherry burst guitar so you have to respect me as well because I'm just not gonna put up with rodent or Nazi anymore because that is embarrassing to be actually called those two things a rodent squirrel and across from my room red squirrel and a Nazi is just embarrassing. But if I think of myself is no different from my guitar then I actually say well then I don't look half as bad as a rodent.

When I told my mother about my little incident with my DNA and the bleach I said exactly what happened To my hair and I actually felt a little twinge of Asian dislike not even hatred but this like because I didn't like my ancestry right now because it really screwed up my dye job. The next person that laughs at me can blow me or eat me I don't really care because I've had enough I'm just gonna say I just coordinated myself with a guitar with the help of my Asian DNA. It's a little embarrassing when you have done something wrong like this and you didn't expect it to go that far. This is not a case of raising hatred because of Covid this is just Asian annoyance because of DNA and a bottle of bleach. As I am Asian mongoloid I also cannot go very blonde at some times and this is one of these occasions where the Mongoloid wins and I lose. I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass or a big mouth Snark you really should see my goddamn hair. That today's emotion is embarrassment because I worked so hard on the mullet which was fine with me and then when I get out of the shower I see fire on my head. I was like you've got to be joking me I was cursing my birth mother even through she is probably in her grave because she is Female Diggity because she's nothing more than that for causing me to have those colour of hair in the first place. You know I'm in barest when I have to badmouth my own birth mother and my own ass necessity for what happened to my hair but that's the only thing I can think of that. My hair was my DNA particularly from my mother side. I never really liked her side of the family to begin with it was a good for physical attributes and intellectual attributes but as far as trying to die your goddamn hair is a goddamn stupid shit show. Stop yourself bruises all you're gonna do is get yourself in trouble just think of yourself as your guitar exploded on your head and that you match your guitar for tomorrow's lesson that's all I can say because I cannot say very much that I can help you calm yourself down in fact the only thing you can do is just say cherry burst guitar instead of stupid birthmother or stupid DNA or dark hair gone wrong. So I am just going to tell everyone that follows me or looks at me that I just match my Cherry burst guitar instead and hopefully that'll stop them from laughing. If you are an Asian person like me why do you have the features of an Asian person or not if you have a Joan NU ice address that you are void the god damn bottle blonde idea because it's not gonna go over well take it from me and less you want to embarrass me in on your head and have to compare yourself to a piece of artwork or musical instrument then fine do what you want but if you're Asian don't go near the bleach. That is all I have to fucking say today is that if you're Asian like me stay away from the bleach or at least keep the bleach away from your fucking head or unless you wanna look like a red squirrel. And that's not a joke. And I'm still waiting on my Hijabs because I'm still wondering where the Heck did they go because I need them right now more than ever not just because of my religion or after nursery but because of my screw job of the day probably for the year. I don't know what's going on with my body these days but it's got to stop.d

PS this is not a freaking joke this is actually what happened to me today. I wouldn't make fun of any religion or culture this is just what happened to me today that made me very desperate to cover my head not just for my own religious and spiritual beliefs but also because of my dignity as a woman and who is going to be a hairdresser. That's all I have to say. And Adrians stay away from the hair bleeds. Pretty please

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