Kazuma has a high affinity for Bonkmanship?!
Itazura's mouth twitched after watching what Master Bonk did. Itazura already explained to Diablo and Misery that there is a bigger world out there and Master Bonk left to one of those places.
Master Bonk who has just returned looked at Itazura with anticipation in his eyes. Itazura who noticed this said to Master Bonk "Uhm..you were cool I guess"
Master Bonk became happy and smiled at Itazura's comment.
Misery brought some newly cooked dishes. Itazura sat beside the table and started eating and praised them "Whoa! It's really good Misery. Keep up the good work."
"It's all thanks to master's recipes" Misery bowed and replied.
"Hehe, you don't have to call me master just call me the same way Diablo calls me," Itazura said.
"As you wish... Itazura Sama" Misery replied.
After that Itazura started thinking 'I have a maid that wishes to enjoy her food, a fanatic follower who thinks of me as a God, an overpowered envelope who likes to sleep, a truck who likes to (help) people and finally an overpowered dog who would like to go around to bonk some powerful horny heretics from time to time. What should I do next?'
While Itazura was once again thinking about what to do, Truck Kun started speaking *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* which meant, "Uhm... I also want to have a cool evolutionary transformation like Misery and I want to evolve only after I complete a task to feel accomplished while evolving"
Itazura's mouth twitched and thought 'What do you mean by the cool evolutionary transformation? She looks the same as before ok?! but with just her new maid outfit'
Itazura then asks "Ok... but what do you want your evolution to look like? A more humanoid form, almost the same look but with some differences or do you want to be something like transformers?"
*BEEP* *BEEP* Truck Kun replied which meant, "I want to have the look of transformers but can my mechanism also work like transformers so that I can choose any form I want to be in?"
Itazura nodded lightly and replied "Sure, what about the task you mentioned? Don't tell me your task is to (help) more people?!"
Truck Kun raised his head as if proud of what he was planning to do and said "I plan to (help) around 10 people and then evolve into my (final form)"
"...ok when are you going to start (helping) people?" Itazura asked.
*BEEP* *BEEP* Truck Kun replied which meant "... I want to start now"
"Ok, you can go" Itazura permitted Truck Kun to start (helping) people.
While Truck Kun entered a portal to (help) people. Itazura made sure that when these (helped) people look at Diablo or Misery they would only see a white figure to add spookiness. As for Envelop Kun, he just sleeps and usually, no one pays attention to him while Master Bonk is good the way he is. These (helped) people will also not be a purplish blob but will look like just before they died (Of course with their clothes).
With that done Itazura waited patiently instead of watching who Truck Kun would (help) so that he could experience (fun) and (surprise) when he finally get to know who Truck Kun (helped) was. Itazura will also get an instant video play of how that person got (helped) when that person arrives.
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Currently in the original world of Kazuma (From KonoSuba),
When in elementary school, Kazuma's first love and childhood friend had promised to marry him. However, during the summer of his third year in middle school, he saw that same girl riding a delinquent upperclassman's bike. Unable to say anything, he no longer wanted to attend school and immersed himself in net gaming.
As Kazuma gradually cut down his sleeping time and focused his efforts to exterminate monsters all the time in games, people who knew his name became fewer and fewer.
One day, while Kazuma was returning from school he suddenly saw blinding light from his left side. When he focused more he saw a truck coming toward him. *BEEP* *BEEP*
He thought ' W-where did a truck come from?!' with that last thought he died of shock expecting that the result would be a truck running over him.
*BAM* Truck Kun hit the already dead Kazuma's body so that he can get Kazuma's souls to go into Itazura's infinite dimension.
Truck Kun looked at Kazuma's lifeless body and said *BEEP* *BEEP* which meant, "Even though you died while peeing your pants hope you have a good afterlife." With that Truck Kun entered a portal and left.
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Currently in Itazura's infinite dimension,
A portal appeared and Kazuma came out of it. Kazuma looked the same way before he died. Itazura face-palmed after he saw Kazuma laying on that ground with that lame expression and....with his peed pants.
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After a few seconds, Kazuma (woke) up and noticed that he was in a white world. He thought 'Did I die while getting run over by a truck? Is this what people call the afterlife... kinda looks lame'
Kazuma turned around and thought 'A loli with somewhat unique eyes? Two white beings... they look creepy and finally a samurai dog?....wait! That look, that style and that bonk bat by his side....it's Master Bonk!'
Itazura gave a forced smile while thinking 'I am a bonified male ok?! I ain't a loli! Hehe, I will make sure to give (bonus rewards) when an opportunity presents itself to me.'
Master Bonk slowly moved his head upward and when Kazuma looked at his eyes he started to feel that he was losing consciousness.
'eh...? what's happening?' with that thought he lost consciousness.
Itazura raised an eyebrow while looking at Master Bonk and asked: "Does this guy seriously have a high affinity for bonkmanship?"
[A/N: Passive ability (Eye's of Master Bonk) it's in the previous chapter :) ]
Master Bonk nodded his head slowly and replied "...Yes master"
Itazura immediately put on an evil smile and thought 'hehe to think my opportunity would come this quickly! Let's make this guy a pervert which could only be overcome with very high self-control'
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Currently in the Dao of Bonkmanship,
Kazuma looked at his surroundings and thought 'W-where am I?! Sigh... first I went to a white world and then I am in a cloudy world?'
Suddenly a cloud took Master Bonk's shape and started speaking "Kid you have entered the Realm of Bonkmanship you must have a very high affinity to Bonkmanship to enter here"
Kazuma thought 'Hmm... so I must have entered this world after looking at Master Bonk's eyes and due to the high affinity I possess towards Bonkmanship... wait! Is Bonkmanship even a thing?'
"Yes kid Bonkmanship is a thing but as there are few to none with an affinity towards it, it isn't widely known in the outside world" Dao Bonk replied.
"Y-You can read my thought! And I am already dead, why do you want to teach me if I will just forget everything while I enter something like reincarnation?" Kazuma asked.
Dao Bonk closed his eyes and said "Kid, you don't have to worry about your memories being wiped out, you will understand after you get out of here and kid you are secretly a pervert but when this is overcome you will attain a special ability with it. Usually, I won't force people but you have a very high affinity with Bonkmanship from all the people who have come here for several aeons. So, you are going to stay here until your perverted side gets completely under your control while also learning some Bonkmanship."
"So... I get to keep my memories I guess this is leading somewhere towards transmigration and what do you mean by being a pervert?! I am a shut-in neet who spent most of his time on games/animes/novels without showing any inappropriate carnal tendencies towards 2D women." Kazama retorted.
"Sigh, kid if you don't believe me answer my question first. What do you see there and what would you do with it" Dao Bonk said while pointing in a direction.
"It's... a pantie? and I would steal it!" Kazuma said but quickly his mouth opened wide in shock as he couldn't believe what he just said.
*BONK* Dao Bonk Bonked Kazuma.
"Ahh, wait! I am sure I wasn't that kind of person..." Kazuma said while holding his head with his hands.
Dao Bonk opened his eyes and said "In this world one's true nature is revealed and that side of you is also a part of you, so make sure to get control over it."
'I am a pervert?' Kazuma thought still finding it hard to believe.
Kazuma asked, "For how long am I gonna stay here?"
Dao Bonk replied "You are gonna train here for 8 years and let's not waste any more time and get going. Kid look carefully at what I am gonna do and repeat them 10000 times a day."
Dao Bonk showed *Perfect Bonk Slash*
Kazuma started sweating and immediately said "Wait! won't I need to rest?"
"Tsk this is your final question kid and as for your answer you won't get tired both physically nor mentally so ya, get going." Dao Bonk snapped after seeing this kid waste his time in Realm of Bonkmanship which is already very hard to enter.
From that day forth Kazuma started doing whatever Bonk Arts Dao Bonk showed about 10000 times every day and at the remaining time, he would get booked if he answered incorrectly one of Dao Bonk's questions (Like pantie one).
Time Skip (last day)
*Swoosh* air moved away from where Kazuma used his Bonk Arts. Kazuma bowed in respect when Dao Bonk came.
Dao Bonk looked at the Kazuma and said "Kid what's that and what would you do with it?"
Kazuma looked in that direction and said "It's a pantie and I would use it to attract horny people to bonk them"
"Good Kid! Good, you have finally overcome your perverted side" Dao Bonk said.
Kazuma kowtowed to Dao Bonk and said "Master thank you for teaching me everything that I have learned from you"
"All good kid and as soon as you leave this world you would acquire your special ability. Bye kid" Dai Bonk said.
Kazuma just kowtowed and after 1 min he woke up in the white world.
[A/N:Outside only 8 sec have passed]
Kazuma closed his eyes and joined his hand together as if praying. Suddenly Kazuma started to fly in the air and a similar ability to Issac Netero's Nen ability manifested.
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Itazura's mouth twitched and thought 'What the hell is going on?'
Kazuma finally cancelled his special ability and came down. Kazuma thought 'My ability is 100-Type Dao Bonk Manifestation'
After that Kazuma looks at the (loli) whose mouth is twitching and said "I guess you are the one who is going to reincarnate/transmigrate me or something like that with my memories intact correct?"
"Yes... and which world would you like to reincarnate/transmigrate?" Itazura asked.
"A world which is horny so I can Bonk the shit out of that world," Kazuma said seriously.
'Sigh, is this the Kazuma I know? Anyway, let's fulfil his wish.' Itazura thought while his lips twitched.
"Ok, I am going to transmigrate you to a newly created body which has the same appearance as your previous body and the world you would be reborn in will have a lot of twisted perverts so be careful....even when you meet a guy," Itazura said seriously.
"Ok. Uhh, I have a request can you create a teleportation portal which can save a person's desire to travel to a particular location?" Kazuma asked with uncertainty.
"Sure I can... but why do you need it?" Itazura asked while raising an eyebrow.
"No, no it isn't for me to use, it's for you and Master Bonk... you will understand once you go there," Kazuma said while sighing.
"Ok..." With that Itazura created a teleporter which can save the desired location of a person. After Kazuma saved his desired location. He said to Itazura that he was ready to go. Itazura waved his hand.
Kazuma started to feel a suction force and heard the final words Itazura spoke which shocked him "You didn't die by a truck running over you, you died from shock.." This is technically true as he died from shock before Truck Kun even hit him.
Itazura started eating the newly made dishes and thought 'Kazuma is going to transmigrate into Redo Of Healer which in my opinion has a lot of twisted perverts. Anyway, let's check the place in which Kazuma wants me and Bonk Kun to travel to'
"Bonk Kun let's go" with that said Itazura entered the teleporter and left for Kazuma's desired location.
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Currently, In the middle of a particular universe.
The Goddess Of Creation looks at the soul that just entered and thought 'Wierd how did a soul enter here without going straight for the reincarnation cycle'
[A/N: The soul here is just some random person and not Itazura]
The soul looked at the Goddes and exclaimed "W-what a beautiful lady"
The Goddess of Creation chuckled and said "Quite an open one, aren't you? You shouldn't be here in the first place, let me send you to the reincarnation cycle"
The Soul immediately says "No... I love you and want to stay with you"
The Goddess Of Creation blushes and thinks 'What's this feeling inside me'
The Goddess of Creation looks at the soul and says "Wanna have s*x with me?"
The soul blushes and says " I-I won't be a gentleman if I won't accept it. So, please let me have s*x with you"
Itazura who was watching this thought
'Ohh God what the hell is happening? They just met and want to make out and more so when a person is a freaking Goddess Of Creation'
The Goddess Of Creation blushed and said "I love you"
Itazura couldn't bear it anymore and said "Bonk Kun, Bonk the shit out of them"
Master Bonk immediately took action as he also started to feel the cringes get to his head and immediately started Bonking the hell out of them.
"Ahh," Both the Goddess Of Creation and the soul shrieked.
'M-my abilities are sealed' The Goddess Of Creation thought. After which both the Goddess Of Creation and the soul got obliterated.
Itazura thought 'Sigh, Kazuma I can understand, the cringe is over the top.'
[A/N: Kazuma chose a location which contained this particular cringe taking place]
After which Itazura created a new Goddess Of Creation to hand over the responsibilities of the previous Goddess of Creation.
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4th wall Kun: Uhh Author I don't want to read it any further.
Author:
4th wall Kun: Eh? Author, reply bro.
Author:
4th wall Kun takes a closer look to find out that the author passed away and started crying "*Sniff* *Sniff* Author please don't leave me. Damn, it's all the story's fault....the Author died from cringe"
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