Tenchi's cleansing

Tenchi was confused a little

Tenchi: Wives? what do you mean?

Kofuku: Oh don't you remember?

Tenchi: ...no

He was about to say obvious

Uka: Oh you were drunk at the time, so that is why you don't remember! but you told us that you can get gods pregnant

{Gods have a difficult time having children...well I hear that in the past they were crazy about having sex and a true god got mad and killed all the gods forcing them to reincarnation and they started over (as babies). he cursed the gods making so they can't have children anymore. To make it worse they have no memories of their past lives. they now view their Shinki as their children. oh a side note they also view people who receive their blessing as children too but it's difficult to receive blessing in this time}

Tenchi: (I really should help cure that curse...or make them have blessing again...oh maybe I should research their bodies..)*he looked at their erotic bodies all covered by thin cloths* (No let's use technology...geeze sex been on my mind lately...) But how can I help you girls get pregnant

Bishamon: Serious you really are forgetful. You said your body produces anti-@#$#$ in your normal state, your yokai form due to you being the flame king having the ultimate...no beyond the ultimate flame, and your lightfo...so no matter which forms you are intimate with us. We will guarantee to have children...

Tenchi: (I feel she said some heavy stuff...) Ok... let's talk about it later...can you perform the healing(And get the fuck away from me)

Uka: Simple...we have three things...first we use holy water and perform a ritual

{Purification it is used to expel and cleanse the impurities or blight attached on the host, when performing it on a god it takes three of that same level to cleanse}

{Purification ceremonies are started with three Gods standing in the form of a triangle in front of the god, as they chant}

They all performed a ritual to cleanse him...however it stayed purple

Bishamon who was sweating after performing for 1 hour went up to him and grabbed his arms

Bishamon: It seems worst than we thought... The second option might be needed

she said blushing

Tenchi: Huh whats that? and why are you three blushing

Kofuku: you know how you became a Noblesse right...its simple all you have to do is bite your necks and suck our blood

Tenchi: oh thats it all I have to do is WTF are you kidding me

Uka: Our blood has holy yin energy it should purify your body

Tenchi: (Sounds a little...)

Tenchi went to Kofuku first: (if I do the worse luck one...then the others positive luck will be benifitual)

Tenchi fangs appeared and his red eyes shined more intensed and he said: I'm going only put the it in gently

She nodded a little red

he held her licked her neck causing Kofuku to shiver a little and he bit into her neck

Kofuku screamed and scratched his back. after a few minutes she passed out.

Tenchi: (Huh I do feel a little better)

He then put her down to the side and went to Bisamon

Bisamon: Tenchi lets not do this

Tenchi: Sorry but I need to do this

he then jumped in and bit her

Then he looked at uka:

She moved her towel off and showed her huge boob

Uka: Come sit on my lap

Tenchi felt like he was being mocked bu boob...

Tenchi did and she had put her boob in his month

So tenchi sucked and bit into her huge boob like a baby and after he was done he felt a lot better but

Uka: that purple mark is still there...its better but not gone...

Tenchi: So what do we do

Uka: the elixir of life

{The elixir of life, also known as the elixir of immortality and sometimes equated with the name philosopher's stone, is a potion that supposedly grants the drinker eternal life and/or eternal youth. This elixir was also said to cure all diseases. Alchemists in various ages and cultures sought the means of formulating the elixir.}

Tenchi: You know the formal! That's is every alchemist dream! I want it please

She had never seen Tenchi so excited

Uka: N-no but I hear the formal is in China... the red dragon had made

Tenchi decided he will go to china...Uka had brought the gods out while he was thinking this

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