Bar Adventures part 1

Sitting here, all alone, with no friends, simply drinking away all my problems made me think. Which meant that I clearly needed to drink much more to stop my brain from working. A fool-proof plan, aside from a tiny, tiny problem... I had no powerstones to pay for the drinks.

Nothing future-me would not be able to solve; the creativity of an author was unmatched. Especially, after more than a few drinks had quenched the thirsty throat.

Bad brain; speak simple.

My sudden creative outburst aside watching the side characters in this bar was certainly quite the sight to witness. They seemed equally as bored as I was walking through the Endless Grasslands.

Believe you me, everyone had to be crazy in this world, after seeing nothing other then the same stupid face day in and day out. One even wore a wig and white wedding gown. I would not even try to describe it, since clothing descriptions were the literal devil.

To wig-me's right sat the "husband", another me, but this one wore a black suit. Both suit-me and wig-me had already enjoyed lots of alcoholic beverages.

Suddenly Suit-me stood up and began to cry bitterly. Had he seen the bill? No, he had a confession to make, at least if you could believe all these cliches. My bets were on having suit-me having an affair with suit-me's sister.

The moment of truth came soon as the dude drunkenly explained his deep, dark secret..." Dear Wig-me" he said " I must confess I made sweet love to your brother"

Okay, would I still get half a point for this prediction? He did cheat on wig-me with another family member─just the whole brother thing got me a bit by surprise.

Wig-me seemed awfully glad to have heard about the betrayal and began to pat suit-me's shoulders. " I also have something I must tell you... Your father did not die due to a heart attack, I had to kill him because he wanted to prevent this marriage!"

Suit-me nodded as if admitting to murder was the most casual thing in the world. Talking things out was apparently way too hard, a few gunshots to the unsuspecting victim were much quicker.

Maybe it was me who was misunderstanding this entire emotional situation. These dramatic confessions did not welcome logical thinking. Therefore.... Cheers!!! Time to drink and never become sober ever again.

So where did we leave off... was it murdering the Father or the Mother? Eh, that detail was quickly forgotten again, because they started to confess to another thing that made their heart heavy.

Suit-me had never been a CEO but worked as an honest rice-farmer in the desert. Wig-Me came clean that he had been suit-me's father all along. Though this would be incest and since that was illegal it turned out that suit-me was adopted, therefore their marriage was saved yet again.

Another victory for the audience, their beloved pairing could finally marry with nothing standing in their way. Fanart of suit-me and wig-me had already taken the Internet by storm. Fan-art in this case meant porn.

Some other strange secrets were revealed and nothing made sense; yet the people seemed to love the drama.

Here was the list of secrets, since I could not be bothered to keep track of who said what...

1 One had a secret kid on each continent, the other had a lover at each continent

2 Someone had wasted a fortune on cryptocurrency and was currently leading a drug empire operating around the entire world.

3 Both had secretly bought a similar-looking hamster multiple times because the old one died.

4 There was a long-lost step-bro stuck in the washing machine─turns out the bro was a sis and the sis was the nanny. After, faking her death she now lives in a secluded island.

5 They rigged elections, murdered rivals, burned orphanages, supported the local warlord with weaponry, did a few coups here and there, created a few drugs, and last but not least blocked each other on social media.

6 They both secretly farted and did not know that these "toots" were much louder than they thought they would be.

7 Somone has travelled forward in time to meet the other, while someone decided to replace this Universe version of him and take their place.

8 Either of the two apparently was stuck in a WN story and needed to find true love to be freed from it

9 One was an amnesiac god, descended from the Heaven realm to find his true mortal, destined lover.

10 One confessed that they had been in a car crash and this was their final memory before they would die.

11 Through some strange development, the truth was revealed: the two were Archnemesis rice farmers.... in the desert.

12 The 2 of them faked the other's kidnapping, so they could host a DnD night with their friends.

13 Both admitted to just using the other to reawaken the Fallen God and bring punishment onto the lands once more.

14 The right one, no the left one was born in a laboratory and made a weapon of mass destruction. by genetic modification.

15 One confessed that they were lonely and currently talking to a mirror─the other nodded with him.

16 One admitted, that his lover had been dead for many years and he was just dragging the corpse around with him.

17 Someone, I refuse to name, acknowledged that they suffer from terrible hair loss and would go bald very soon. What a monster...

18 in a strange turn of events, both of them realized that one of their confessions so far had been a lie, though they would never admit which one it had been.

20 Both also came to realize, that neither of them could actually lie to the other.

21 At the end, of this long confession session there was one thing everyone but them failed to realize.... all their powerstones were suddenly gone.

Yes, the entire audience had been robbed...as your time was stolen by reading this chapter.