webnovel

Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

【showbiz】【Faceslapping】 Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.

Bald Captain · General
Not enough ratings
478 Chs

Perfect Match

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Everyone stood dumbfounded. The inexplicable sense of solemnity and the mechanical female voice at this moment formed a strong contrast.

The impact was strong. A few of the mercenaries could not help but laugh inward at the irony of it all. However, their duty as mercenaries made them hold back from expressing it outward.

Luo Xiong was so angry that his entire body trembled. He could only wait for Bo Silin to retreat before he shouted in a suppressed voice.

"Bo Silin, leave him behind!"

Bo Silin moved back as he stuck his head out.

"Leave who?"

"My son and daughter!" he gritted his teeth.

"Did you want us to stay for tea?" Bo Silin frowned, seemingly in deep thought.

Luo Xiong was speechless.

"Oh, you did? Was it to talk about the hostages? Alright, I can make do with my schedule."

Bo Silin came to a sudden realization and nodded.

"But… I have trust issues… What if you pull something tricky at the last minute?"