Chapter 7

(Hi!! Hi!!

Scummy author here I'm here again to tell you guys that I'm the most beautiful author in this bitch of a world.

And I am back to tell you guys to I'm gonna write chapters in the weekend so yeah

Need some clap that I have brain cells to create this.

I forgot to tell you guys I've been reading Type moon Greece i really don't want to be a hero and it's really good ff and I've read 347 chapters.)

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(Mount Othrys)

(A/N: This is before Hades talks to Odin.)

Fake hades in Mount Othrys was doing his usual routine of making fun of people and teasing to get some funny reaction.

While he was doing his usual routine he of angering all the gods and avoiding his mother for some reason

After that routine he goes to back to his home in the underworld. And studying more about his theory and teasing Hecate when he see her going to his house.

He got bored because his surroundings are very quite and afraid of hades so fake hades then remembered a song from his past life named Face in the dark

"When the lights are low and there′s no one around,

Don't need to look for me ′cause I'm still hanging round.

I gonna take my name and tattoo your heart.

Believe me when I say"

And continued to sing the song to have some music in his ear. After of a couple of songs, he then saw Cerberus. Cerberus parents were half human half serpent Enchinda daughter of Styx. And Typhon the father of all Monster, and son of Tartarus and Gaia.

"Hi Ceb, how have you been?" Hades said while having a huge grin in his face. Hades wants to anger all creatures he sees for fun so he created nicknames to the people he wants to piss off.

Cerberus growled at Hades and attacked him by biting but Hades knows Cerberus along time so he always been prepared.

Hades did some magic tricks to distract Cerberus and after some magic trick, Hades then grabbed something in his pocket is was round, red and it bounces, It was a ball. Hades then threw into a wall, Cerberus who loved round things run to get it and heading to a wall. Cerberus chased by running as fast a possible to get it. Cerberus was near the ball and was gonna bite while running full speed, but then Cerberus bit to chew it, but the ball disappeared and Cerberus looked in front of him was a wall. Cerberus crashed into the wall making the wall to break in to pieces, and Hades who was walking to Cerberus laughed for the entire walk to go to Cerberus.

"I can't believe it you fall for that trick for the million times already and it never gets old." Hades said then his right hand was balled up then he open his right hand, Cerberus who was dangerously staring at Hades who was laughing. When Hades opened his hand Cerberus saw the red ball Hades threw in the wall minutes ago. "You really don't know reality and illusion, huh Ceb." Hades said while grinning and started Cerberus was howling at Hades. Hades then covered his ears and laughed.

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(Hi Scummy author here.

Guys I need some inspiration to get me up and write my ff and not get me bored and just read something.

I have some DxD or Fate fanfic again it is some characters are manhwa so yeah.)