Chapter 44 - A Bizarro Situation

---Wayne Manor---

While I was preoccupied with Nemuri and Nejire, Maxima led the women back to her room. Informing them they needed to clarify their positions on what they wanted, she stripped down to her bra and panties without a shred of nervousness. Following suit Blackfire revealed the tight bandages she was using to restraint her breasts and cover her lower regions.

"Are you insane!?", Kara shrieked, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I wish to proclaim my interest in siring his children.", Maxima said, "I will be Queen of my people, and I need a powerful husband to rule by my side."

"I am just rolling with it because men will do whatever you want if you show a little skin.", Blackfire grinned.

"You both are insane, where is your sense of dignity and pride!?", Kara shouted.

"There is no shame in proclaiming my interest.", Maxima laughed.

"Like I really care, we are a warrior race so I could care less.", Blackfire scoffed, "Unlike my sister I take what I want, don't push your morals on me."

"We are guests in his home, and he is with his harem.", Kara said, "Maybe wait until they are done before we just go in there."

"Strike the iron while it's hot!", they retorted, "He is more likely to accept when he is in the middle of love making than any other time."

"You both are insane...", Kara sighed.

"Come Kara, you shall join us too!", Maxima said.

"No I am not!", Kara retorted making an X with her arms, "I don't want to be thrown out."

"Nonsense, come with us!", Maxima said as Blackfire restrained her.

"Let me go!!", Kara protested.

"Time to free the National Treasures!", Maxima laughed ripping her top off.

"Don't call them what Flash does!!", Kara snapped covering her exposed chest.

Realizing she wasn't wearing a bra, the two looked at her in confusion.

"What!? It's not like I had time to back clothing when I fled!", Kara remarked, "Clark did take Selena and clothing shopping, but I didn't want to put him out the money."

"Oh my!", Blackfire teased with a smirk, "You have been putting the moves on him!! That means you have been wearing his clothing!"

"I didn't have a choice!", Kara cried.

"Come child, it is time you understand the benefits your body brings!", Maxima stated, "This Superman won't be getting away from me."

Pushing her to my room, Maxima casually pushed the door off it's hinges. Stopping what I was doing with Nemuri, she looked up with an annoyed looked from her position on the bed under me. The other women glared at them as well since they had cut into our intimacy time.

"What the hell!?", Yu said getting off my back, "You not follow the damn scrunchie on the handle rule!?"

"What rule is that?", Maxima and Blackfire asked.

"How...how the hell do you not know that!?", Yu protested.

"They aren't human, they are aliens.", I informed Yu.

"When you see a scrunchie on the door handle it means a woman is busy with her man, so buzz off!", Yu said.

"We have come to stake our claim for his hand!", Maxima stated.

"Seriously!?", I groaned, "You know I am not the Clark Kent you know, right?"

"Matters little too me, it is clear you are a capable lover and a powerful man.", Maxima said nodding her head, "None of my people will complain about you being my husband."

"I am going to give you the same-", I started to say.

"You have multiple lovers, there shouldn't be any problem with another three right?", she pointed out, "Surely these women are ill suited to you as they can't handle the abuse we can take."

"You saying we aren't tough enough?", Rumi snapped.

"It's quite clear you would lose a fight with any of us.", Blackfire laughed, "What's your limit, a few thousand pounds? It's sad you think you can out gun the three of us."

"You take that back!", Mina protested.

"Make me.", Blackfire harassed.

"Enough!", I shouted, "You two have some nerve barging into my room. I thought I made it pretty clear that I would send you to the Phantom Zone if there was trouble."

"We aren't here to cause you any trouble.", Maxima said pushing her breasts out, "We are just asking for your attention."

"I am sorry Clark!", Kara cried covering her chest.

With a twitch of frustration I asked where her bra was. Hanging her head I realized she likely hadn't been wearing one this entire time. Telling them to let me finish, I would talk things over with them afterwards. Asking me if that meant they could join, I told Maxima she was pushing it. Telling me that she wanted an answer immediately I told her what I thought.

"Kara is the only one of the three of you that actually has feelings for me. Maxima and Blackfire see me as a strong guy to have kids with.", I said, "If you want in this bed you have to actually like me not just the power I have."

"How would you know what I think?", Maxima asked.

"I can read minds, moron.", I stated, "Like I told you before, don't put me on the Superman you have knowns level."

"You can do that?", Kara asked.

"I can, but I don't pry into people's minds on a whim.", I replied, "Neither Blackfire or Maxima like me as a person yet, just the power I wield. You do like me, I know that now. I do apologize...I thought you got clothing at the store."

"I didn't want to put you out the money.", she said trying not to say it loudly, "I ended up only getting a few pair of panties."

"All of you go to Maxima's room, I will be in once I am done.", I said forcing them out of the room with my psychic power.

Sealing the door behind them, I sighed before getting back to more important matters. Cutting our time shorter than I wanted too, we washed up and went to Maxima's room. Finding the other women there, I knew I was going to need to take them all shopping as they literally only had what they were wearing to their names.

"Alright, we are setting some ground rules.", I said starting at Maxima, "Next time one of you barges into my room while I am busy, I will punch you through the fucking Moon. Now then...it has come to my attention you all need clothing, let's go buy you what you need along with your feminie products."

"Did something happen?", Poison Ivy asked.

"Two of you decided it would be appropriate to break into my room while I was being intimate with my girlfriends.", I responded.

"Was there a scrunchie on the door handle?", Stargirl asked.

"Yes.", Momo said.

Telling them that it didn't matter at this point, I said we were going shopping. Giving Kara one of my shirts, she quickly put it on with an embarrassed look.

---Mall---

Taking all of them to the Mall, things went far worse than usual. The women from the DC reality drew way more attention than my girlfriends usually did. They drew attention from low ranking male Heroes who stared the women down with lust.

"Can we castrate them?", Ivy asked with a disgusted look, "The Heroes here are seriously perverts."

"Not all of them are like that.", Melissa said, "We get hassled every time we come shopping."

"Clark keeps them at bay though so don't worry about it.", Mina said with a smile.

"Pick out what you want, I will pay for it.", I stated.

"No strings attached?", Poison Ivy asked.

"If you want to wear that outfit only, that can be arranged.", I replied.

"No, I will take the offer.", Poison Ivy quickly said.

Standing guard outside the store I could see several of shady men were weighing the risk and benefit of hassling them. If they realized Poison Ivy would kill them for even brushing against her, and the others were strong enough to rip them apart I doubt they'd even be considering it.

"Clark...are you sure you don't mind me getting clothing?", Kara asked.

"Of course, the National Treasures need support.", I giggled.

"Oh don't you start too!", she blushed with a smile, "You...you like them?"

"What do you think?", I asked with a smirk.

"Maybe...maybe you could help pick some things out with me?", she asked softly.

"As tempting as that sounds, we have some unwelcome visitors wanting to get a peek.", I told her telepathically.

Motioning to the men with cameras and the group of low ranking Heroes. She looked over at them with disgust.

"I seriously don't understand why they are so hell bent on it.", she sighed.

"Money and the pleasure of catching you exposed.", I replied, "Those perverts with cameras make big bucks with the photos they take."

"Thank you for watching.", Stargirl said, "I am liable to smash their small balls to paste if they tried snapping an upskirt picture."

"It's fine, it's the Heroes I am more worried about. Maxima, Blackfire, and Poison Ivy are likely to cripple them if they try to hit on them.", I stated.

"So?", they asked.

"Laws are different here.", I replied, "I think we will start shopping in the US from now on."

"I was going to say that...their largest size barely holds my chest.", Kara said.

"Seriously?!", I gasped.

"I am a 34G.", Kara told me.

'Damn!!', I thought with a gulp, 'Those really are National Treasures!'

Surprised she told me that, I took it as a sign of good faith from her. Once they picked out clothing and I paid for it, I had Kelex teleport us to the Mall of the Americas. Getting what Kara needed from a stores there, we returned home where I had the robots do their laundry for them.

---Wayne Manor---

Finding a note at home for me when I got back, my parents said they had to go on an emergency business trip and would be back in a week. I was surprised that they suddenly did this since usually people came to them for meetings. Confirming with Kelex that no one was manipulating them or holding them hostage, I had him figure out what was going on. Telling me that they had to go for some sort of business issue in New York, it sounded like they had some issues with the accounting department and needed to handle it personally.

'They could have asked me to teleport them, but I guess they did want to both me.', I thought.

"Everything okay?", Ochaco and Itsuka asked.

"Parents had to go deal with business in New York.", I replied with a smile, "Looks like we are on our own for a week."

"Oh hell yeah!", Nemuri said with a grin.

Having the robots make dinner I sat down with the DC women. Making my position clear I said that I had intentions to date Kara, but Maxima and Blackfire had to actually show they liked me before I would consider them. Poison Ivy and Stargirl weren't interested in me so it really didn't matter to them, and Selena was only interested because she wanted to sample the goods. Leaving it at that dinner was promptly served, and I put on the news.

"We are live here in London as hundreds villains have escaped from King Arthur Penitentiary just outside London.", a reporter said, "The Royal Family has deployed all members to aid in the rescue, but things are not going well. Local Heroes have been unable to contain the villains as of this moment."

Looking to the women my girlfriends nodded with a smile while the three villains were less than thrilled, but agreed to go. Finishing our meal in a hurry, all of us got suited up to fight. Having Kelex teleport us to London, once we were ready, we went to join the fighting.

---London, England---

Arriving into a city in chaos, I told the younger girls to assist the civilians in evacuating while the rest of us took on the villains. Splitting up to groups we started getting to work. Using her powers of the Green, Poison Ivy started routing villains towards Rumi, Nemuri, and Yu so they could take them out. The other women were flying around, and engaging villains as they found them. Unsurprisingly they utterly wrecked the villains that attacked them smacking them away like gnats.

Finding the Royals separated from the other Heroes, they looked like they were in bad shape. Flying over to them I was going to assist them when I saw a familiar face holding Prince George and Princess Jade up by their heads. Throwing them at their family Bizzaro came barreling at them at high speed. Intercepting him, I punched him through a series of buildings that were already collapsed.

"Superman!", their father said, "Who is that man!?"

"His name is Bizarro, and he is a Superhuman.", I replied, "You need to get out of here, he isn't some you can fight."

"He is a threat to our people, we will see that he is brought down!", their father replied with determination.

Before I could reply a city bus came flying at us. Punching the bus I crushed like a soda can as Bizarro came not far behind it. Throwing a punch at me I vibrated my molecules allowing him to pass harmlessly through me. Grabbing him once he was through I threw him into the air then I chased after him.

While I was handling Bizarro, Maxima and Kara had their hands full with another villain. Meeting a villain that increased the mass of his body each punch after they connected, the two were struggling to deal him. Had they arrived when the initial breakout happened they would have one shot him, but he had been fighting for at least an hour now so his blows were enough make their heads spin.

"You are tough bastard!", Maxima snapped punching him in the face making him slide back along the street.

"Haha was that a love tap?", he mocked.

"His mass is still increasing, if this keeps up we aren't going to be able to take him alive.", Kara said.

"I am not about to let my potential husband see a failure from me.", Maxima stated with a grin, "If we don't take him alive we stop him from hurting others."

"Like you have the strength to-"

Punching him in unison, the two women blasted him through half the city before he came to a stop in a Supermarket. Shaking their hands after hitting him their hands stung a bit as currently he was about a quarter the mass of a dwarf star.

"Shit that hurt.", Maxima laughed.

"You think we knocked him out?", Kara asked.

"I doubt it.", Maxima said, "Let's go find out."

Flying over to him they found him stumbling out of the Supermarket like he was drunk. They hadn't hit him with the aim of killing him, but to seriously injure him. Since his mass was increased he didn't sustain as much damage as a normal person though he wasn't going to walk it off.

"You bitches trying to kill me!?", he groaned.

"I can arrange your execution.", Maxima said cracking her knuckles.

"We suggest you stay down before we make you stay down.", Kara stated with a confident smile.

"Bring it bitches!!", he shouted punching a concrete wall to pepper them with debris.

Over where Poison Ivy was she was currently engaging a Fire Dragon Villain who was giving her some trouble. Trying to restrain him with vines and plants they only worked for so long as the heat he was giving off was drying out the plants. None of her aerosol agents were working because he was incinerating them before they got close. Having sent the Heroes that came to help her away, she said she didn't need their help as the best they could provide was spraying him with water or holding his feet down with asphalt.

"Stay still you damn lizard!!", Poison Ivy shouted, "If you don't stop resisting I am going to have you stuff once I take you out!!"

"Like a Hero would actually kill me!", he mocked, "All you are is a minor annoyance."

"Since you want to be a smug lizard I will show you that plants can be deadly too.", she said.

Pumping her toxins into the vines, she had went for several open wounds he had. Applying paralysis toxins into the wounds the villain quickly realized what she was doing. Thrashing around violently trying to break free she realized she wasn't going to be able to hold him. Just before he managed to break free, Blackfire arrived and started pelting him with her Blackbolts. Screaming in pain, as he couldn't move to avoid, he shot a fire blast at her which she dodged easily.

"Ivy, can you hold him?", Blackfire asked.

"Not much longer, he is a solid mass of muscle!", Ivy replied.

"I will handle him.", Blackfire said flying down and kicking him in the head with her superhuman strength, "Back me up!"

"We are going to have a talk about who is in charge after this!", Ivy retorted.

Throwing him on to his back, Blackfire started punching his head into the ground while Poison Ivy restrained him and administered more paralysis toxin. After a few minutes he finally succumbed to the toxin, and stopped resisting. Ensuring he wouldn't die before taking a seat, Ivy sighed with exhaustion.

"Pretty girl can't keep up?", Blackfire teased.

"Not all of us are extraterrestrial powerhouses.", Poison Ivy retorted.

"Oh sorry I forgot.", Blackfire laughed.

Over with my girlfriends they had managed to clear the civilians from the area, and were applying medical aide to Police and Heroes. Letting them know that they were interning with me, no one bothered them with the formalities of a license. While they were healing people a group of villains that got past the frontlines came rushing at them. Getting ready for combat, they waited for the villains to get close before engaging.

Reducing the gravity on several vehicles Ochaco threw them at the villains releasing her Quirks power when they were almost under them. Making it rain cars on them to provide cover for the others, Mina and Itsuka ran towards the villains from opposite sides. Between Itsuka's large hands and Mina's acid the villains found their escape routes cut off. The few that weren't unconscious or pinned under cars charged the other girls.

Leaping forwards, Melissa came down with two immensely powerful chops that sent three villains plunging into the sewers beneath their feet. Jumping off of her back, Momo and Nejire went towards a muscular man with six arms. Making a Sonic Disrupter, Momo hit him with the sound generating weapon. Instantly the man's ears were bombarded with ear piercing sounds that made him crumple to the ground as his ears bled.

Turning it off as Nejire came into range, Nejire threw her whole weight into the next punch as she discharged a compressed blast. Hitting him with half the force of All Might, thanks mainly to the compressed blast, she sent the villain flying through Ochaco's debris and into a wreck of an armored vehicle down the street.

"Nice shot!!", Mina shouted.

"I know right!", Nejire said playfully flexing her muscles, "I have to name it!!"

"You realize you don't need to name every attack, right?", Ochaco laughed.

"I like it, Toru any stragglers?", Nejire shouted.

Dragging several villains out of alleyways Toru, Toga, and Dorothy wore grins on their faces. Tossing them on the pile of villains, the cops saw how brutally the girls had beat them. Asking how they did that, the three said they knew martial arts and that they were still alive...just not in a condition to move. Nodding their heads slowly they listened to the villains moan and groan in pain.

"Where did Sonico go?", Dorothy asked.

"She ran off to assist the others.", Momo replied.

Currently with Rumi, Nemuri, and Yu, Sonico was throwing villains around faster than anyone could follow with their eyes. After tying them up, the four gave each other a high five in celebration. Dragging the villains back to the police line, everyone met up by the mound of unconscious villains the younger group had made.

"The villains in this world aren't that bright...", Blackfire said with a sigh, "No challenges to be had."

"Ours was a bit challenging.", Kara giggled.

"Maybe if we were sore, and half asleep.", Maxima laughed.

"Where is Clark?", Melissa asked.

Pointing up to the sky, Maxima said I took Bizarro into space to fight.

---Earlier While the Women Were Fighting---

After sending him flying into space, I wanted to see where Bizarro and I stood strength wise. I was certain I could take him, but it never hurt to be cautiously optimistic. Tumbling through space before he righted himself he had enough time to briefly see me before the next impact came. Shooting him through Venus and Mercury, I flew after him catching him right before he got to the Sun. Catching him by the throat, I held him with my back to the Sun.

"I think you and I need have a discussion, Bizarro.", I told him telepathically.

"Bizarro hurt...need to take nap.", Bizarro groaned in response.

"I will make this simple.", I said making my eyes turn red, "You either tell me what I want to know, or I forcefully rip it out of your head telepathically. If I do I can't be sure you will walk away from it."

"...Bizarro talk.", he said acknowledging my threat.

"Why were you in that prison?", I asked.

"Bizarro no able to pay tab, and men get violent with Bizarro.", he replied, "Bizarro make them stop, then police take Bizarro to jail."

"Are you the reason there was a breakout?", I questioned.

"Guards dared Bizarro to break out after Bizarro say prison no hold him.", Bizarro stated.

"Ugh...so you took it as a challenge...", I replied, "Alright, what can you tell me about the Superman in your world?"

"Bizarro thinks he isn't nice, killed many of Bizarro's friends.", Bizarro said with a sad expression.

"I understand, you must be upset and want to fight him right?", I asked.

"Bizarro want to fight bad Superman!", Bizarro replied with an angry look.

"Good, now listen carefully Bizarro...you will stay with me for a bit. You won't cause any problems, and I...I will get you a kitten to take care of.", I said.

"Nice Superman get Bizarro a kitten?!", Bizarro asked with excitement.

"Yes, you have to promise not to cause any problems on this Earth.", I stated, "Once we are ready to go to your Earth, you, the others, and I will take the bad Superman down for good."

"Bizarro won't cause any problems!!", Bizarro promised.

'I am going to have to Bizarro proof a kitten...', I thought, 'That is simple enough, and with him out of the way for now that should be fine.'

"Do you know where the other villains went?", I asked.

"Reverse Flash told us to scatter so we no get found.", he replied.

"I understand, last question...do you know where Grodd went?", I inquired.

"Grodd...you mean monkey man?", he clarified.

"Yes.", I laughed, "The strong monkey man."

"Grodd said he go to Africa.", Bizarro said, "Go to find more monkey men."

'Of course the gorilla went to find more gorilla's...', I thought, 'Probably going to try to make another Gorilla City.'

Taking Bizarro back down to Earth, I left him at my home with Amazo to ensure he didn't do anything. Flying back to England afterwards, I found the women had wrapped everything up and were being interviewed by the media.

---London, England---

"Superman!!", Princess Jade shouted running over to me, "Are you okay?"

"I am fine, and I took care of the villain.", I said with a grin.

"That is a relief, do you know why he did this?", her brother asked.

"Bizarro is...he is a special individual. He doesn't think the same way we do, and by our standards he would be labelled a mentally handicapped person.", I replied, "One of the guards at the prison joked about trying to breakout, and he took it literally..."

"Oh...", they said, "Why does he have a backward symbol to yours?"

"He has my powers, but the opposite. He has ice vision, and fire breath in addition to super strength, speed, and stuff.", I replied, "He wears the emblem backwards because of that."

"Ah!", they said nodding their heads.

'Yeah I am not going to tell you he is a bad clone of a Superman from another world.', I thought.

"Clark!!", the women shouted walking over to me.

Looking over at them, the villains looked rather conflicted on how to handle this. As villains they had never been thanked by people before so they looked rather uncomfortable.

"Can you send them away?", Poison Ivy asked.

"You worked hard, and are being thanked for it.", I chuckled, "You don't want to be praised for your hard work?"

"It's awkward...", Selena stated with a shiver.

"Haha, while you are here you are going to have to learn to deal with it.", I said with a smile.

"Can we go home?", Blackfire asked with a sigh, "I want to shower, and relax."

Sending them back home, I stayed a bit longer with my girlfriends, Kara, Maxima, and Stargirl. Letting me know that she evacuated the guards from the prison, Stargirl let me the police know where they were. Offering to send some robots to repair the prison, the Royals and Police accepted the offer without hesitation. Having the robots start the repairs, we said our goodbyes and went home.