A Place Where You Go To Study

Ken- Huh? You seriously think you'll be getting a spot? Don't make me laugh! You can't win against me...

*Hada runs at him with his lightsaber*

*Ken swiftly dodges and takes a rapier out of the shadow of his left hand projected on top of his right hand*

Ken- Bid this world goodbye...

*Ken starts having a swordfight with Hada and is faster than him*

Ken- *while fighting* Haisha... Maybe you should head to the opening ceremony... I might be a bit delayed...

Haisha- Are you sure?

Ken- What do you deem? Do I sound unsure?

Haisha- Come back alive!

Ken- Why do you sound like some heroine being protected by the hero and now the hero is imploring you to scamper away and is about to give up his own life to use some move which will end up annihilating him in the process, to let you survive?

Haisha- What?

Ken- Sorry... I don't swing that way...

Hada- Hey there Mr. Hero! Don't ignore me!!

*Haisha runs inside the school building*

Ken- When did I ignore you? I've constantly been fighting you...

Hada- You do have a point there... But... It is disrespectful to talk to someone else while fighting... PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Ken- Huh... That's a death flag... How stupid can you be?

Hada- What do you mean?*Pauses*

Ken- Well... Let me advise you about something *Hits him with the sword handle in the head* Never halt during a swordfight!

[Meanwhile]

Inside the school building, the students were standing in groups, probably done by which class they were from.

*Haisha started trying to find his place within the pattern designated by the school*

*Someone from the crowd shouts*

??- Hey! Haisha! Here!! Come Here!!

*Haisha looks at the origin of the voice and decides to go there*

*He sees a blonde dark-skinned guy wearing weird old-class goggles*

Haisha- *In his mind* This guy... Is not actually a steampunk... He's a great friend of mine... He's actually probably my best friend... His name is Zach... His ability is zoom... He can---

Zach- So... You actually forgot where we were supposed to stand... Didn't you?

Haisha- You're right... I forgot it...

Zach- Well I expected that so I saved a spot for you... Also... Dude... Did you know? I heard that there were many beauties coming among the newcomers... They say that this year's first-years are a batch of beautiful girls... They dubbed this batch the "Halley's Comet" Dude! I'm glad I was able to see this… *Starts tearing up*

Haisha- Yeah... He is one of those... He will get attracted to even a pencil and use it to relieve his tension... Disgusting... Isn't it?

Zach- Dude... Don't think this loud...

Haisha- What do you mean?

Zach- You actually spoke it... You didn't say it in your mind...

Haisha- Umm... Sorry....

Zach- It hurts you know?

Haisha- Sorry... Sorry...

Zach- I am your only friend... How could you think so rudely of me?

Haisha- You just like seeing me repent, don't you?

Zach- Shhhh... Don't go telling about my kinks to the world...

Haisha- Wait... You actually have a kink for pencils---

*An old woman goes onto the stage*

Old woman- My dear students... This year... We are going to welcome the new students in a quirky way... Get it? Quirky? 450 years ago... These abilities were called Quirks.... So.... Quirky....? Gosh! Kids these days... Can't even understand a good joke...

*Someone in the crowd laughs*

Old woman- Atleast someone here has a great sense of humour… Back in my day, more people had a great sense of humour but it seems like as the generations progress, the human brains get duller and lose their sense of humour… Anyways... So.... Students... Today... I... As your principal... Am going to welcome the newcomers... Welcome newcomers... I hope you'll like this school---

Zach- Well Well... Don't you find that funny?

Haisha- What happened...?

Zach- The book in her pocket... It's from 432 years ago... And it's titled "How to humour"... Maybe she got it from her father or something? It's probably her childhood book...

Old woman- ---And... If you can become one of the top 3 students... You'll become a part of the Big Three... What are the perks of being one of the Big Three? You can bail on classes if you want... You can roam around the building as you please... And no one can say a thing!! Wanna know who the Big Three are? Let me introduce the Big Three... The School Captain, Kamijo Sato... *Kamijo Sato gets to the stage* The second ranking in school is Azuma Rei... *Azuma Rei goes up to the stage* And the last one is Hiroyuki Hada!!! *No response comes* *The other two look at the principal* *The door breaks down* *Hada gets thrown to the stage* *The outside is filled with smoke* *A black figure appears in the smoke*

Ken- Who thought you'd try to use the hot surrounding air to try and burn my face... Dirty little bastard... My face is worth more than your whole existence...

Principal- What the heck is going on?!

Ken- Ah... This guy tried to beat me but was too weak to do so… So... I taught him a lesson... Like... He saw me talk to someone while fighting him... Yet he had the nerve to say that he would beat me... Can you believe it? He should've realised how pathetic he was compared to me when I wasn't even fully focused on fighting him... So... Is there anything you want to say to me?

Principal- How dare you speak to me like that?! Give me some respect when you speak!!

Ken- Oh... Sorry... I guess...

Kamijo- Ma'am... Can you tell us why you called Hada instead of Ken? As far as I remember... Ken was one of the Big Three... Not Hada...

Principal- Oh? How exactly?

Kamijo- He beat Hada in the last competition… And... I think the same thing happened today…

Ken- Actually… I beat all of you…

Principal- Well... It's not that easy... You see... He cheated…

Ken- Oh really…? That's a dumb thing to say... Didn't Ms. Hawkeye have eyes that could catch every movement?

Azuma- How exactly did he cheat?

Principal- How do you think a level 5 such as him would be able to beat a level 8?

Ken- Actually… It isn't even a question worth asking… I already defeated him with my sheer superiority in strength and skills, not once but twice...

Principal- Whom do you think you're lying to?

Ken- Oh... I don't think I lied here... If you want... I can battle him again... I do like to trample on these weaklings... And trust me... I won't let you go off calling me a cheater... Also... I like my rights as one of the top 3... So... Yeah... It'd be better if you don't try to take it away from me...

Principal- Okay... If you really want it that way... I have an idea... Let this place turn into a battle ground…

Ken- Oh? That's quite a good idea...

Azuma- What do you mean by that?

Principal- Let's get this straight... This is an opportunity... The one to defeat him would be the third member of the Big Three... It doesn't matter if you got lucky... Luck is a part of the skill set and a win is a win... And... The first years are going to take part as well... This will help them get accustomed to this school... Let's see who wins... Ken... The traitor or the whole school body...

Ken- So... Who will be first? I guess that last fight was enough of a warmup...

Principal- It's not going to be one vs one... That will take way too long... As I said... This is a battleground... Let's call this little competition... The School Unity's Battleground... The SUBG in short! It's going to be one vs all... The one to deal the last blow will become one of the big three... And the fight starts in 3... 2.... 1... Let the batt---

*A tornado occurs in the middle of the room*

Ken- Well… This seems like a worthy warmup...

*A girl walks out of the tornado*

??- My my... I was so bored while listening to all that... It'll help lift my mood...

Zach- Wait... Isn't that one of the beautiful freshmen, Tornado? I heard she's a level 0... With the ability wind control... She feels like a dom...

*Zach's skin's portions start bleeding as if it's being slashed with a blade*

Tornado- You have a vile tongue... If not for general decency I should show as a human being, I'd be cutting that instead of your skin...

Zach- What the----

Haisha- Well... That makes it fun...

Zach- My brother in my pants---

Haisha- How did you do that?

Tornado- Wind is the sharpest blade... You just have to use it well... And... You can't even see where the attack will come from... It's the perfect weapon...

Ken- My my... You seem to be quite confident in your ability... Or should I say... You seem to be OVERCONFIDENT in your ability...

Haisha- Damn that sounds too edgy... Even for you senpai...

Zach- Yeah... Use better lines in front of a girl...

Ken- Well... I'll try to think of a better line while I fight... I don't think I'll have to focus on this fight much...

Tornado- Ah... Seems like you think too highly of yourself... Maybe I'll start it by breaking that confidence of yours...

Ken- My my... I was thinking the same thing... Seems like the feeling is mutual...