Biggest Problem
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Giant God Emperor has come; child of Godslayer Luo, come forth and challenge me!" The spirit's voice was unbearably loud and frighteningly deep. When he spoke, his voice boomed, and the reverberations rattled one's chest and shook the land around.
"That's one big boi!" Han Sen muttered, in half-jest.
"Hey, BFG, how about you tone it down a little? We aren't deaf!" Xie Qing King said, in immediate response.
Giant God Emperor brought his head down low to meet them. It was so big, it was like a toppling skyscraper swooping down.
"Can it, squirt! I'm already breathing gently and speaking quietly. If you can't handle it, shove a baton in both your ears," Giant God Emperor spoke again. Although the words were meant to intimidate, they were really just funny.
He was facing Xie Qing King while he spoke, and with each stressed word, spit was fired at Xie Qing King like heavy rainfall.