600 Maybe He Wants to Eat Himself to Death?

The two team members smiled bitterly and were about to say something, when someone howled from inside a bungalow not far away.

"I have a gun. Give me ten Shake Shack mushroom burgers, ten chicken hot dogs, and ten bacon cheese fries right now! Right, I want a dozen Corona beers and cigarettes too…" yelled a man from the window of the bungalow with a double-barreled shotgun.

Everybody looked at each other in bewilderment.

After a brief silence, Harrison asked suspiciously, "This guy wants to kill himself?"

His two team members nodded in silence.

"Does he look suicidal?" cursed Harrison in a low voice.

Luke pondered for two seconds. "Maybe he's trying to eat himself to death?"

Everybody: …That sounds possible.

Harrison cursed and then asked without thinking, "Didn't you buy him the damn food so that he could eat himself to death?"