Wifi quest

After an argument with Chuck about caviar, Tyler goes back home to download a new movie, text his friends, then watch funny internet videos and suddenly his laptop stops downloading and he thinks it's just slow internet. He waits there for 15 hours looking at the screen and says "This is not gonna work" And he goes around the house for better reception and he finally gets better reception in the upstairs bathroom instead the toilet and his brother asks him "So I don't wanna know why the laptop is on the toilet, but it better get off now because I need to go" and Tyler leaves not wanting to be there when that happens "You wonder why he would finish the whole pot of chilly, serves him right for stepping on my homework and messing it up "accidentally". Now what?" Oh wait I can call Nate and the guys, those dudes will definitely get this done in a flash, wait... Na, you know what. Today I wanted some me time, do something without them you know like, get lost or stuck up a tree or something" And he goes around his neighborhood looking for reception and he gets it near a fire hydrant and sticks around there until he sees the Bingo gang and runs for his money. He goes to a restaurant where he tries to get a connection until just his first step inside a waitress tells him to get out "Get out man, all you do is come here sit around, flirt with me and mooch off our wifi. You don't even buy anything, all you do is sit here and wait for someone to ask you to leave" And Tyler leaves "OK, fine. This time I was actually gonna buy something. But I'll leave" And he says "When will this wifi quest end?! And he gets reception just as he's walking and does everything that he wanted to do and after putting his laptop down he looks around "Ah, where am I ?" And his conscience says "The middle of nowhere, apparently" And he tries to call his brother to pick him up and he says "Hay, Oscar. I'm stuck in the middle of an unknown desert. Could you come pick me up" And Oscar laughs until he cries "No way, you got yourself there. Why not get yourself out, ha ha ha" And Tyler hangs up and tries to call someone else "Dang it, no reception or wifi!" And he walks his way home "Well at least I got some me time, and when I get home I'm gonna get some kick Oscar's butt time. What a jerk..." And he walks until it was 17:30 and he falls on the front lawn and he says "I'm gonna kick his butt,... after I recover from walking 500 miles in just 2 hours..." And Oscar comes out and says "Wow, are you okay. You look like an empty sausage, man I thought it was just a couple miles away" And Tyler gets up and tries to hit Oscar sith his weak punches "Take that you bum. Get ready to eat it. I'm gonna make you taste the pavement..." And Oscar just drags him inside and Tyler says in a really weak voice "Yeah... You better run..." And he faints and Oscar takes a photo of him "Ha ha, I love this guy's sleeping face. It looks like a tranquilized horse"