Chapter 5: Interogation

In hindsight falling in the air is pretty nice. It's the landing that's going to suck. It's already been a few minutes since I've started to fall to my so called death. I'm starting to feel sleeply. I closed my eyes and sleep. I was having a good dream. I was aizen in bleach and I just took over the soul soceity, from the shadows, instead of going for the soul king. The zero division didn't give a fuck as I was not aiming for the soul king. I was having such a good time looking over what I had done and someone was sneaking up inside m bedsheet. I knew it was Yoruichi and what she wanted to do. It's funny, in the canon she had come for aizen's head during the battle but now she's gonna give me her if you know what I mean HAHAHAH-*CRAAAAAASHHHHHH*

I felt the back of my head in pain and before I could even open my eye it was my whole back that felt pain. That woke me up. I stood up.

Kaido: Looks like I survived that one as well...Huh

Everyone in front of me was having a dumbfounded expression. I suddenly heard someone nagging. I looked and it was none other then, Mr., Can't masterbate or I might die, Tomura next to him was Mr., I have gone and fucked up, Kurogiri looking like he saw a ghost. The only one quiet in there group was Mr., I was a sensation for 5 episode before becoming canon fodder, Nomu.

Tomura: Oy, Kurogiri! I told you to kill him why is he fine.

Kurogiri: I h-have no idea how he survived that fall. He should have been splattered when he hit the ground.

From my other side I could see Allmight, Izuku, Bakugo, Shoto and Red hair.

Allmight: Young Kaido?! I thought- They said you were sent 10000 meters in the sky.

Bakugo: Oy, are you even human?

Shoto:....

Red hair: So Manly.

Izuku: blahblahblah

I honestly thought he was a white noise machine. Maybe he's quirk is fast speech. Well I had bigger fish to fry.

Kaido: 10 000 meters you say? Well since you tried to kill me it would be rude not to return the favor.

As I said that I caught my Hassaikai that I had thrown towards the sky to catch it when I land. What? I wanna look cool. They could see the sky, which became visible with the hole I made, darken. Strong winds were coming from the whole and purple lightning hit my weapon as I was holding it. I took my stance.

Tomura: I don't like that. Hey Nomu, kill him!

Allmight did not have to respond as he was still in shock of Kaido's reapearring. Nomu dashed towards Kaido and sent a gallery of attacks. Kaido did not move just took every single attack. At first, everyone thought he was gone but then wondered why he was still at the same place. They got their answers after seeing what Kaido did next.

Kaido: THUNDERRRRR BAGUUUAAAA!!!!!

Kaido hit the Nomu with his attack, sent it flying through the USJ and into the sky. He brought his weapon on his shoulder and looked at the lackey's of All of no face.

Kaido: Who were you trying to kill again?

Kaido's eyes had changed into semi reptile state. Tomura was scared shitless.

Tomura: LET'S GO! KUROGIRI LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.

Kurogiri saw that Tomura was about break into tears and followed his orders only after two bullet were sent to his knees.

Everyone seemed happy to see me alive. I could feel it through haki. They asked how I did I managed to survive or how did I keep my cool. Well looks like Izuku pulled a note book out of nowhere. I think he might have a inventory quirk. Since he didn't save Allmight all his limbs were okay. He kept persterring me so I answered.

Kaido: I survived cuz I didn't die and I kept my cool cuz there isn't really much worth living for me here.

I wasn't going to tell them that I was living to have my kind of fun as that would reduce my chance with some girls so I kept it short and simple. I could feel that some police officer heard me as most people around me got quiet.

The next day I was ask to come to UA as I had not went to the infirmary. When I got there, I was greeted by the principal, Allmight, Eraserhead, the old nurse and Midnight. Finally, at least the made my walk here worth it. They were talking to me while the check up was going.

Kaido: I had a question principal?

Nezu: What is it?

Kaido: what is 2+2?

Nezu: Why do you ask that?

Unlike the rest, Nezu had caught on the true meaning of my question.

Kaido: Well I just thought since you guys think I'm some kind of idiot I'd return the favor.

Everyone became silent.

Nezu: Why do you think we think of you as an idiot?

Nezu became more intressed in Kaido.

Kaido: Let's be real. They knew when and where Allmight was "supposed to be". Every other student might think it's a coincidence but they could only know where he was "supposed to be" if they could see the futur which is impossible as they came thinking Allmight was going to be there from the start or...

I didn't include the media fiasco two days ago as it would make me suspiscious and I didn't finish as I wanted him to finish my sentence.

Nezu: ...Or?

Kaido: You really can't even let me have this one huh? A mole, traitor, judas, a snitch.

The teachers looked at me with shock in there eyes. I soon continue.

Kaido: I'm pro-definitely on the top of the list as the mole which is why you guys came in here. You principal probably had the role to see if I gave off any signs of being the traitor, Allmight is here to restrain me in case I use brute strength, Eraserhead might look like his being checked up but he keeps his eyes on me all the time and Midnight is here to make me go to sleep in case I rampage too much.

Nezu was impressed by Kaido's deduction as he had gotten more or less the reason why they had come. Kaido has a sad story but if he's the mole they could not show any hesitation.

Midnight: Oh I didn't know you were old enough to know about me.

She tried to make me lower my guard but it did not work.

Kaido: Of course I would know one of the top five HILF of this country.

Allmight: HILF?

Kaido and Midnight: Hero I'd Like to Fuck.

Kaido: I survived when I was supposed to die and defeated someone that was supposed to kill Allmight, it does sound staged but if I really was the mole I would've told the actual mastermind about the dirt I have on Allmight.

Allmight: Dirt?

Kaido: I don't know how you chose but if I were you I wouldn't had chosen someone that would bascally yell your secret out in the open without even checking if someone was near.

At this point, Nezu looked at Allmight with eyes that asked him that I was joking while he looked like his brain had short circuited. They brought to a private room much to the confusion of Eraserhead, who went to sleep, and Midnight, who just left.

Nezu: Have you told anyone?

Kaido: I like to keep my leverage a secret until I have to use them.

Nezu: How do we know you really know?

Kaido: I know Allmight gave his quirk to Izuku Midoriya. Now there is one question I would like to ask.

Nezu: What is it?

Kaido: Not you but Allmight.

Allmight nodded then I asked my question.

Kaido: What did you see in him to give him your powers without even doing some check on his personality. I guess he leapted to the rescue but that's it. He looks like he's about to shit a brick house everytime explosion for personnality shout at his direction. I clearly see signs of bullying and the first thing he does after confronting his bully after getting your quirk is to tell him your secret like it would have been better if he got revenge instead of being a loud mouth.

Allmight was speechless as Nezu looked at Kaido as if he finally found someone that could understand how he felt when he heard Allmight gave his quirk to Izuku. Nezu wasn't a cold person but he was at least realistic. After that they agreed to keep this a secret in exchange of some money as Kaido was running low of it.

Days passed and the festival was closing in. Kaido had thought of just using Kuma's power get a decent score but the increase of survielence suggested otherwise. I want my peace and quiet back and to do that I need to show them, I'm not to be messed with. Their also the fact I received a message from ROB.

"Hey,

I am planning of bringing my date home but there is nothing to watch so if you use only Kaido's power, I will awakened you Paw's devil fruit the way you thought it did."