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Once upon a time there used to be a normal average man . He was truly average , there was literally nothing special about him . He was so normal in fact that his very averageness actually became special.

He was so average that unless you specifically sought him out it was impossible to even notice a single trace of his existence . Most people did not even realize that he existed .

He was so average that even his own mother forgot he existed due to how he blended in with the very background. In his life he was nothing more then a perfect background character.

His daily routine was also so boring that even the act of thinking of thinking about him would put you to sleep.

The only interesting thing he ever actually did was after he died because even his death was so average just like his life that it is not even worth a single mention just like his life was not in fact if not what he did after his death he would be nothing much more then an utterly insignificant peon