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Sternritter Calendar (ATG fanfic)

([[I apologize in advance for any racial / LGBT / etc... slur, term or slang that I will use in this novel. They will be used because I am a great fan of dark humor.]]) [Warning: The "Foundation" volume will be really similar to the original, from then and beyond, everything wil start to change] "Kill me..." Everything started with that thought... A man that lost everything... Being unable to see... Being unable to smell... Being unable to taste... Being unable to speak... Being unable to hear... Being unable to move... Being unable to feel... He will find in a situation that could only be seen as a "Dream". He will get back everything he lost, and even more! Like a cockroach, he escaped certain death, and doing so, he will take revenge to the Heaven for stealing everything from him... ...By becoming Heaven itself... Watch him as he plays with Destiny with the "Almighty" How he knows everything with "Knowledge" How he comes back to life with "Miracles" How he will play with people's lives with "Zombie" And much more...

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Respect my ass!

Sikong Han hesitated a bit before he called someone.

Sikong Han: Li Hao, you're up!

Li Hao: Yes!

Li Hao leaped in front of Xuan Yu and said with resolution.

Li Hao: New Moon Profound Palace Class One's Li Hao, please advise me!

Xuan Yu: Hehe, needless to say, I'll properly give you some advice.

Xuan Yu laughed as he spoke with sarcasm, which angered Li Hao, the latter concentrated Profound Energy into his right arm and smashed towards Xuan Yu's face.

Xuan Yu: Hehe, only at this level?

Xuan Yu brought up his right hand, which flashed with a layer of purple light.

?: It's Profound Heart Sect's Profound Art, Purple Sun Art!

The Purple energy in Xuan Yu's palm boiled like hot water as he clasped his hand into a fist and struck straight towards Li Hao's fist, and the latter's fist dislocated. He revealed a painful expression as his upper body was pushed back from the force.

Then Xuan Yu laughed a bit before his left fist stuck out at his abdomen.

Xuan Yu: Purple Cloud Palm!

*BANG*

The purple colored fist severely smashed deep into Li Hao's abdomen. Li Hao's complexion immediately became incomparably pale, barely letting out a groan as he was sent flying; he flipped several times in the air and violently crashed onto the floor.

?: Li Hao!

?: Junior Brother Li!!

Two disciples from the New Moon Profound Palace quickly rushed out to support the defeated Li Hao.

Xuan Yu: You let me win.

The he turned towards the New Moon Profound Palace disciples and asked.

Xuan Yu: I wonder who would be the next friend from New Moon Profound Palace that's coming to exchange some pointers?

?: Tch, this kid seems like he's addicted to being in the limelight.

?: Alas, there's no meaning in oppressing these rookies, this is just playing around.

But no one else answered for Xuan Yu's question…

Xuan Yu: Huh? What's going on? Don't tell me friends from the New Moon Profound Palace are all a bunch of turtles?

He slapped his own face and said.

Xuan Yu: Look at this mouth of mine, it really doesn't know what it's saying. This is the Profound Palace appointed by the magnificent Imperial Family; the disciples are supposed to be the best, how can they be turtles.

It must be that it's beneath them to advise this little brother? Now how should we handle this? Little brother here is going to be bold and pick someone to challenge. If I win, it's naturally due to luck, but if I lose, I will immediately leave this stage, and everyone present won't have to hear my jokes anymore….

...That brother on the first line over there, from your confident eyes, you must be powerful. Please advise this little brother here for a bit.

Jean: Why not?

Shit is going down, that is what Jean was thinking while smirking. He stood up and headed to the center of the hall with a calm face.

Sikong Han: Jean, be careful to not exaggerate.

Jean: Maybe…

When Jean reached the center of the hall, he spoke with smiling eyes.

Jean: This one is Dennell Jean, 16 years, I just joined the New Moon Profound Palace just today.

Xuan Yu: Hello, I hope this brother can give me a few pointers…

[3 seconds later]

Xuan Yu: Ugh…

He was stuck in a crater in the ground, while his chest was completely purple from a big bruise.

Jean: I'm sorry, I didn't held back enough… Let me help you get out from there.

Jean extended his right arm at Xuan Yu, who clasped it…

*Ka-Cha*

Xuan Yu: AHHHHHH!!!!

His arm completely dislocated from his shoulder, Jean let his arm go and covered his mouth in surprise.

Jean: I'm really sorry! I didn't noticed that you were so fragile, I should have held back even more!

It was obvious as the sun in a day of summer that he was just insulting Xuan Yu, he never knew that Jean was a 5th Nascent Profound Realm cultivator, not only that, but he could go against cultivators at the 10th Nascent Profound Realm even without using his Evil God Art.

?: Xuan Yu!

The disciples of the Profound Heart Sect were all startled, two people hastily stepped up to pick up Xuan Yu's body and fed him three medicinal pellets into his mouth.

One of them glared at Jean and furiously spoke.

?: During this exchange of pointers amongst those of the same age, you actually acted this viciously! If anything happens to Xuan Yu, my Profound Heart Sect will definitely not let you off.

Jean: *Sigh* Fuck it, I'll drop the act. I'm tired of being polite with a bunch of "Pigs", I don't give a fuck if he dies, now take him away before his dirty hands touch me.

?: You…!

Jean: "You" what? You want to hit me? Do it, I want to see you try to hit me! But the moment you do it, you and your Profound Heart Sect can forget to be here forever.

The man clicked his tongue and took Xuan Yu away. Meanwhile, another man stood up and said to Qin Wuyou.

?: Palace Chief Qin, today is your appointment date and us Profound Heart Sect came here in good faith to sincerely congratulate you.

Our disciples exchanging pointers was also just to liven things up, but not only did your disciple act viciously, he even insulted my Profound Heart Sect's disciples…. if I may ask, is this how your New Moon Profound Palace shows hospitality?

Jean: Hahahaha! Drop the bullshit, we all know that you came here for humiliating us, you don't need to fake it.

?: You brazen!!

Jean: Whatever… If you want to humiliate the New Moon profound Palace, then do it after walking over my body! I don't care how old the disciple is, how strong he or she is, who he is, and how "many". I'll slaughter you all like a bunch of chickens.

Come here! Let's see how many of you are needed to take me down!

These ruthless words violently stirred the expressions of everyone in the Main Palace.

Murong Ye: What a complete fool!

Disciple: Even if Junior Brother Dennell was bathing in the limelight just now, this is too arrogant and reckless…

Sikong Han: This-this-this...

Xiao Luocheng: Hahaha, he's a total moron.

?: You dare to be so disrespectful?! We'll teach you to not be arrogant!

Then, from the Burning Heaven Clan, 4 disciples of the 3rd and 4th Nascent Profound Realm came out.

?: My name is Fen Zihan!

?: My name is Fen Xingyu!

?: My name is Fen Mo!

?: My name is Fen Fan!

Feng Zihan: Since brother Dennell said that the number doesn't matter, then we all will come together!

Jean: *Ptoo*

He spat towards Feng Zihan and said with a disappointed voice.

Jean: The kids need to stay out, you might get hurt.

Feng Mo: You…!

All 4 of them took out their swords, which caught flame, and all 4 of them attacked in different directions, to avoid Jean dodging their attacks.

...But why would he?

Jean tanked all 4 the swords without a single scratch, the flames just burned his clothes, but his skin was still as pale as it could be.

Feng Fan: What!?

Two arms shot out and grabbed two disciples on their throats, while the other two retreated. Jean then moved the disciples he caught in front of him and said with a cold gaze.

Jean: What pill did you take to think that challenging me with 4 mere disciples with 1 or 2 realms lower than mine was a good idea?

He tightened his hold on their necks before the threw them at the other two disciples, sending all 4 back to the Burning Heaven Clan's seats.

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