"Dear God,
Do you really have a special connection with Abir?
Are you business partners with Abir's mom?
Do you help Abir in irritating his brother?
Then why does he call you as his friend?
Okay, he's kind of weird, no wonder everything about his is weird! But he's cute, isn't he? So if I call you my friend too, I hope you don't mind. Abir says, you're his old friend. Abir and I are together because of you only. So this means, you're my friend too.