001 Rebirth

Book still going through the early dev phase, I wrote this some time back and hadn't touched it in a while, just throwing it out here and see public opinion, if it's good I might continue but otherwise, it's gonna be scrapped. (Stopped at ch 26)

Also, I don't use much inspiration as I borrowed designs from Pinterest.

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In a room somewhere on Earth, an Author had just finished writing his first novel. After suffering from boredom he cursed "Fucking 2020, I'm bored as fuck ...."

After rambling for about half an hour he suddenly walked outside. After walking into the middle of the road he finally asked himself "Wait why the fuck am I outside?" Those were his last words and would be remembered by everyone when he got hit by a truck in broad daylight.

His soul watched on in horror as his body was run over by three to four trucks. 'What the fuck. Am I about to be Isekai'd?' He thought in anticipation as souls cannot transmit any sound.

'I guess not' He thought as he was sucked into the void and was trapped there for a long time, or at least to him.

ZZZZzzzzz

He soon fell asleep in the void.

Unbeknownst to him, three figures were watching him as he dozed off suddenly.

"....." They looked at each other

"Did he just seriously fall asleep like that?" one of them asked

"Yep"

Soon the author woke up. "Huh? Who's there?" He asked in confusion "Oh. I can talk" he said blankly

"Of course you can talk you, idiot," One of them said in annoyance.

"Oh." The author replied without emotion "Why am I here again? Can I just go to sleep?"

One of their faces darkened. "Do you want to get reincarnated or not?" he asked

"Oh. Yeah, maybe, I don't know" He muttered before dozing off

"....." They facepalmed "Who's great idea was to reincarnate this guy again?"

One of them sighed and snapped his fingers and they appeared in a dark blue room. "Wake up"

The author woke up again "Huh?" He finally looked at them and froze "Keanu Reeves? Mark Hamill? and uh....." He looked at the other blankly

"I am the God of Death" Stated a man who looked like a Dementor. "Your Keanu Reeves is the God of Chaos and the other one is your GOD"

The author blinked "Oh. That explains everything"

"....." God and Death looked at him speechless

"You are randomly chosen to reincarnate to a world" Keanu Reeves explained while ignoring the author's previous remarks

"Cool, but can I stay in the void instead?" The author asked

"Why?" Death asked

"The void is cool and I wanted to-"

"Alright, I don't care. You have been chosen to join the Star Wars universe" Mark Hamill interrupted

"Oh, what perks do I get," The author asked "You're not gonna send me in without anything right?"

"...."

"You will get 2 wishes from each of us" Keanu Reeves sighed

"Why?" the author asked

"Because you created a meme that would last for 300 years. The first to do so" Death remarked

"What?" The author asked confused "I created a meme?"

As soon as he asked, a blue holographic screen appeared in front of him.

Blink Blink

"What the hell?!?!" The author shouted, "I was made a memorial for being the god of memes?"

"oops wrong starting point" Death quickly rewinds it

"...." The author was speechless in his achievements

"Got any questions?" Mark Hamill smirked

"No... but what the hell? Pewdiepie and MrBeast were streaming at the same time in the same place with 5 other big YouTubers and a news reporter when I died? My "Wait Why the fuck am I outside" was made into a meme when I died? What the hell?" The author continued to ramble about how unfair the world is.

"So, what are your wishes Mr. God of Memes?" Death joked

The author gathered whatever was left of his sanity and calmed down.

"Phew. so six wishes right?"

"mmhm" Keanu Reeves nodded

"My first wish is to have a system" The author stated after some thought

"Done. Next?"

"I want to be a Jedi but under Master Yoda" He continued after thinking "I also want to be from a Mandalorian family"

"Done, 3 wishes down" Mark Hamill snapped his fingers

"Wait 3? Fine. My fourth is to have insane regenerative powers and the ability to adapt"

"Ok. Fifth?"

"I wish to be born 15 years before the Invasion of Naboo"

"Sixth?"

"I want a map of the entire universe, including the unknown region, in my head"

"A bit difficult but can be done" Death stated

"Alright go on ahead now" Mark Hamill threw me into a gate and I reincarnated as a child