Catastrophic life (Little late with chapter)
On Christmas night when last winter's snow is falling on the ground, a few 'normal' people were coming to Saiki's house to celebrate it together.
Saiki with already lost hope was sitting and doing nothing with dead fish eyes.
Indra: "Meow...meow meow..." (it's been 3 months... and I didn't see even one day relax)
For the past 3 months, Saiki and Indra became best friends, they both wanted peace and to have nothing special in their life.
*Ding-Dong*
Indra: "Meow..." (they're here...)
Indra got down the stairs and looked at the doorway, there was Teruhashi, Nendou, Kaidou, Sanji, and Maou... and there was no Goku this time? he either got lost or someone especially didn't invite him, maybe because 'someone' is still mad because Goku ate all his pudding. And Hairo probably is with Goku and Kuboyasu, they three are such training jerks *sigh*.
Kurumi: "Who's there? oh, you're Kuu-chan's friends. Kuu-chan! come down, your friends are here."
Teruhashi: "Hello Saiki's mom, sorry if we're disturbing you."
Kurumi: "It's okay, you're all Kuu-chan's friends, after all, you arrived a bit earlier than expected so I couldn't finish preparing the food. You can go to Saiki and talk with him."
Sanji: "Guys, you can go, I'll help Saiki's mom with food."
Maou: "If you're making food then it's going to be good."
As we entered Saiki's room, Saiki greeted us with not so welcoming Pokerface.
Kaidou: "Saiki! Here's my present, that's a dragon pendant imbued with evil energy which will make your affinity with dark energy stronger."
Saiki: [I don't need it]
Kaidou gave a present but when Saiki refused him, Kaidou didn't bring it to his attention.
Maou: "Here's my gift and Sanji's, from me, is a coupon to the restaurant, and Sanji's present is a box full of puddings, he made them because he heard that you like them."
This was the first and last time Saiki finally didn't regret becoming friends with them, only even if it was for a second he didn't.
Teruhashi: "Emm, my gift is a little strange. Those are glasses when you put them on then they will look like 100 for others."
Sanji: 'My Teruhashi is still caring about that pink head, he should be grateful. Though I can't beat him up, I can still do some emotional damage if needed.'
Indra: 'I think I saw those glasses somewhere...' (100 yen man glasses...On Christmas night when last winter's snow is falling on the ground, a few 'normal' people were coming to Saiki's house to celebrate it together.
Saiki with already lost hope was sitting and doing nothing with dead fish eyes.
Nendou: "Bro, take this. With this, you can wrap noodles up at home."
Nendou gave fast noodles which were the cheapest thing in any shop... and after all the presents,
Nendou came and ruined all mood.
...there was silence in the room, not a single sound except loud cooking on the first floor.
Nendou: "Why did everybody as if you all ate birds."
Saiki: [You even said the saying incorrectly]
Kaidou: "Wait, Nendou, wasn't it as if all died"
Saiki: [It's even worse]
Indra: "Meow..." (agreed)
Sanji opened the door and called everyone to eat
Kurumi: "Kuu-chan, I didn't know that you would have a such talented friend in the cooking field."
Maou: "I am second at cooking in our group, I admire Sanji for having good cooking skills... but still he's a perve-"
Before Maou could say a full sentence, Sanji kicked him but that was made so smoothly that nobody noticed, except for Saiki and Indra.
. . .
After all, was ready to go home, Indra thought to complete the pre-last and last mission, Inviting members to group chat and five events, by chance this was the fifth event.
[Correction was made by ???, the host can't invite main characters of their perspective worlds. It can be achieved by random inviting only.]
Indra: 'So plan b, I'll need to invite one of these freaks.'
[System has detected the host being depressed, inviting most nearby characters. Member has been chosen [Nendou Riki]. Phone (model: Nokia 3310) will be given to [Nendou Riki] after the mission and will be added to the group chat.]
Indra: "NO! anyone but not him. Even Saiko Metori would be better than him."
[No refunds]
Indra: '...*sigh* I already forgot how annoying this system was.'
As everyone left, Saiki returned to his room and looked at the presents with a small smile
Saiki: [Sometimes... it's not bad to have crazy days...]
[Mission announcement: mission will end in five minutes, pack your things and get ready to be sent back.]
Indra: "Meow..." (So it's the time...)
Indra closed his eyes and focused on his surroundings, slowly feeling all the cursed energy around him and dragging it into his body.
Saiki's daily depression was so high that he could create cursed energy worth of a city in one day, so it helped Indra a lot to train his cursed technique a lot.
Indra finally gathered all his energy and made a poof sound which surprised Saiki a lot.
Out of smoke a teen around 17 years with black hair with and slight purple shade on it and weak yellow eyes on him. His outfit was similar to a medieval noble with outer black and inner white color.
Indra: "Finally I can talk again, but that's not the matter. I wanted to say that my, Maou's, Sanji's, and Goku's purpose here is now done. We will return to our worlds soon and what I wanted is to give you a gift as successfully enduring the sufferings I and my comrades done and as gratefulness that you took me in."
[Mission completed, rewards will be sent when the host will return.]
Saiki: [...]
Indra: "What? cat got your tongue?"
Saiki: [Was that supposed to be a double-meaning joke? Your humor is worse than I expected. Well, I was suspecting that you weren't a normal cat but I didn't expect to see this.]
Indra: "Anyways this is a gift."
He gave me a rock
Saiki: [This is even worse than Nendou's gift, is this another bad joke?]
Indra: "With this rock, I want to just make you remember the good memories you made with us."
(A/N - this is really just a normal rock... -_-)
Saiki: [Were there good memories?]
Indra: "Well, for example, the day Goku shot Kamehameha through school"
Saiki: [That's a bad one]
Indra: "As another example was when Maou burned down a forest on a school trip or when I at the island ate wood bark because you all didn't give me food... or when Chisato almost ate me because she had her IQ 0 at that moment."
Saiki: [...]
Indra: "Okay okay, enough nostalgia, I wish to see you in the future. see you. and don't die before I'll see you."
Saiki: [Heh, you too]
[Countdown has reached zero, sending to the original world]
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