22: Woo! Shopping!

Kelsey

I got changed in my sisters bathroom, that was also painted like crazy. Can't believe a lot of this art work is Dylan and Lily's, since when were they artistic? After changing I sat and waited on the couch with those who were also done changing. Dylan randomly looking amused for some reason, no one questioned him though. I figured he just thought of something funny and didn't feel like sharing. After quite a few minutes Skye came back down after Mason and Lily, she reached in her bag and pulled out some guy clothes and handed them to Luke and our brother.

"Here you go, get changed and be welcomed to the world of actually comfortable clothes." She said to them a little amused. She then left to I guess check her house since no one was here for a while, the rest of us waited for the other boys to finish changing, Luke going first. We all just kind of sat in slightly awkward silence, not knowing what to do or talk about. I glanced around at everyone—all of which were just twiddling their thumbs—and made a loud fart noise with my mouth, startling everyone else. They all visibly jumped and their heads snapped in my direction simultaneously to glare at me in the "what in the fuck Kelsey" way. I shrugged and did it again, it sounded really weird so everyone broke out laughing.

"Would you guys quit fucking farting in my house. I still have to live here you know." We heard Skye yell from somewhere else in her house, causing us to laugh harder. Dylan made a super loud, long and funny sounding fart noise with his mouth, making us laugh super hard. "Seriously Dylan? What did I just fucking say?" Skye yelled at him. 

He glanced around to make sure she couldn't even see us at all then yelled back, "How in the shit did you know that was me?!"

Skye walked into the room and crossed her arms, snorting and answering, "Cause I fricken did. Your shock right now is proof." He opened his mouth to say something then closed it again, causing her to raise an eyebrow.

"Okay we're both changed and ready to go." Luke said. I looked over at him and my brother to see them fiddling with their clothes.

"How does one stay wearing this? It feels so odd and unfitted." Mason slightly complained.

Skye rolled her eyes and asked, "You got too much space in your pants or not enough?" All heads snapped to look at her like 'what the fuck', even Mason didn't know how to answer at first and just blinked in surprise.

"Uh.... too much? They feel as though they're going to fall off if that's what you're meaning." He finally answered, sounding unsure of his answer. She reached in her bag and pulled out the same pair of pants but I guess a size smaller and handed them to him.

She then turned him around and shoved him towards the bathroom and looked at Luke asking, "How bout you? You gettin squished or flopping everywhere uncomfortably?"

"What in the actual shit Skye. That's almost too forward even for you." Dylan said, voicing for the most part what everyone was thinking. She shrugged and looked at us like we were the weird ones.

"It's a valid question though, all guys that are guys from birth got it. I may not ever want to see one but like really, common logic to know that if pants are too tight for those with one its gonna hurt at least as much as getting like bad camel-toe. And if they're too baggy somethin is gonna be floppin around unless they're wearing fucking tightie-whitey's. Which they are not cause their underwear is pretty much a pair of puffy shorts." I have no idea how to even react to that.

"I mean... She does have a point." Jason spoke up, making Drake and Dylan nod in agreement.

"What's camel-toe?" Luke questioned, looking very confused.

Skye took out her cell phone and tapped a bunch then flipped it around to show Luke the screen and answered, "That, is camel-toe."

He made a face and replied, "That looks extremely uncomfortable."

Us girls snorted and responded, "Oh it fucking is."

Except Lily didn't swear. Mason walked back into the living room so Skye asked, "Feel better now?"

He looked around himself at his pants then looked back up and answered, "Yup."

"Good. Now, how bout you since you never fricken answered." She asked Luke who replied, "A little tight, but not that bad." She pulled out another pair and made him go change again. Then she took the old pair from Mason and put them back in her bag.

After a few minutes Luke came back and handed his old pair to her which she also put back in her bag, she asked, "Better?" He nodded and she turned to lead the way out the door. Once we were all outside again she locked the door and made a portal to town so we wouldn't have to walk all the way there. The nine of us, sorry ten if you include Roxie, jumped through and landed in a hidden part of a park. Dylan, Skye and Lily lead the way to an ice cream place, damn I love ice cream. Soon enough we reached it and Skye and I started jumping in place in excitement, earning chuckles and eyerolls from everyone else. Her and I ran in—ditching everyone else—and stood in line impatiently. Glad my hair is back to purple so people don't think we're the stereotypical twins that copy each others every move.

"Ice cream may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet." Skye said.

I replied, "Hell yeah it is." It was our turn before the others walked in so we got our ice cream then went and sat down after paying.

"Okay, I do love ice cream but holy crap, that is a lot. How do you get them to get it to stay?"

Skye smirked and answered, "Easy, I'm just the master of ice cream my dear sister." I was still dumbfounded on how it's possible to have that much ice cream on a cone. Now that I had my ice cream I took notice of how baffled and amazed Mason and Luke were by everything here. Once they all got their ice cream and sat down with us they gave Skye and I slightly dirty looks as if to say, "Thanks for ditching us". We both just shrugged and flipped them off and continued eating.

Luke and Mason observed their ice cream with intrigue, making me ask, "Tis a wonderful invention isn't it?" They looked confused on how to go about it and glanced at the rest of us eating our cones, then copied. Both their faces lit up at the taste and excitedly ate more, my sister and I shared a knowing look with each other.

Mason, Luke, Kat, Jason and Drake all gave Skye the same look I had and Mason asked her, "How on earth are you going to eat all that.." Our sister just smirked at him and continued eating. In a matter of minutes she was done before the rest of us were and half of us only got small cones, obviously not me but still. She sat back and sighed in content, the rest of us staring at her in astonishment except for Dylan and sort of Lily.

"How.. In the FUCK, did you beat all of us. With having twice as much as the rest of us." Kat asked in amazement.

"Easy, she's the master of eating ice cream due to her deep intimate relationship with it the rest of us will never have or understand. Isn't that right Skye?" Dylan answered for her, sounding like they've talked about it before.

She slightly glared at him but replied, "Yes. Very fricken true. Copy cat." I was still extremely baffled by the fact she just ate all that so fast. "Jesus, by the time you guys are done I could have thirds of that same amount of ice cream." Skye said.

"You probably could and would too. Fuck." Jason commented, causing everyone to agree.

When we were all done we just sat talking for a little while until Lily piped up, "OMG we should go to the mall! No one but the three of us have been to the mall here and Luke and Mason need to see just how many stores can fit into one building." Everyone excitedly agreed, though Skye didn't really look as enthusiastic as the rest of us but I mean that's just who she is, as far as I know. We got up and started walking to the mall because they said it's not too far away. I don't get how no place ever questions about Roxie going everywhere with us, it's weird. Usually stores kick dogs out unless they're service dogs but she's not dressed up like one or anything, just very odd...

"Hey Skye I have a question." I said, keeping step with her.

She looked over at me and replied, "I see dead people." All of us stopped walking from hearing that, except Dylan burst out laughing which caused her to laugh as well. After laughing for a few seconds she answered like a normal person, "Sixth Sense quote. Shoot."

I blinked several times to get over whatever the hell that was and asked, "Do store workers just not see Roxie or do they just for whatever reason not care about her being in the store?"

She thought for a minute and answered, "I'm actually not too sure, no one's ever said anything to me about her so maybe they magically don't see her?"

"Hmm... Maybe at the mall we should stealthily ask a worker about if they see a dog or not." I responded. My sister nodded in agreement and the rest of the walk to the mall was pretty silent amongst us all.