Ether
* Bang *
| Enemy reviving via " Heavens wreath " item |
Your kidding.
The amount of rage that is boiling within me now is beyond mere words. I can't even fucking fathom what emotions I'm truly going through, I feel litterally numb right now like my brain is being overloaded with pure disgust for this man.
I'm going to use alchemy to turn your corpse into a giant dick shaped mass of flesh and bone, then I'll mail it to you after... damn bitch stuiped fucking God fuck shit you stuiped holy fucking God damn piss FUCKING bitch.
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Ok ok, take a breath. Let's rationalize this for a second, since it takes a little bit for him to revive I have plenty of time to gather Mana and Stamina... hopefully.
Since I don't have a movement penalty, my speed is vastly superior to Babushkas... I'm able to shift around him for the most part due to this, allowing me to Kite while firing my shots. I'll be able to cast another of my big spells in 2 minutes, I'll try something different this time.
Ice spells, they don't have alot of single target attacks beyond rank 3... the only one I can think of is Frigid Force wich doesn't do damage. Blood magic is more versatile, but it's focused on more supportive type effects... most of Wich wouldn't work on Babushka due to his high CON. I'm getting kinda frustrated.
I'm thinking though, maybe it doesn't have to be level 9 spell... maybe if I try hard enough I can mix a bunch of icicle Spears together and make a really big one.
Like...
Ice Spear + Ice Spear + Ice Spear + Ice Spear + Ice spear + Ice Spear.
Hell, maybe I could make a Chimera straight up outa the blood that's here.
There are quite a few possibilities I have, I still have my super secret special attack just in case too. What is my super secret special attack? Don't worry about it.
Bang Bong boo.
I fucking hate you.
Why does your defence keep getting stronger? It pissed me off enough that bleed damage doesn't work on you, you could atleast just take 1% of your health per shot dude. It's just bullshit man, your out here like I'm 40 levels below you, damn prick.
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Fuck, God damn it. He really is just going to sit there and tank it like a bitch, fucking do your magic or whatever bitch.
- " Hey, you ever going to do something interesting or are you just going to walk towards me and die. "
" Stop running like a bitch and find out you prick. "
- " Your fault you didn't prep any CC reduction. Listen, how many lives do you have left? "
" 5. "
- " How did you get all that shit anyways? "
" Bought them as soon as they hit the market. "
- " This is ridiculously boring dude, I'm just flanking you untill I get my Mana back, you haven't done anything. "
" I didn't expect all my allies to die, that's my whole strategy. "
What the... huh? What is that supposed to mean?
- " I told you I'd kill them? What did you expect? "
" That my Assasins would of killed you by now. "
? - " WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING TRYING! "
" NOT HARD ENOUGH APPARENTLY. "
? - " I'VE STABBED HIM MUITPLE TIMES IN THE BACK ALREADY, IT DOESN'T EVEN CUT THE DAMN FABRIC! "
" HAVE YOU TRIED USING YOUR KNIFE? "
? - " THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I STABBED HIM WITH? "
- " Listen uh, I never even noticed the Assasins there? I kinda feel bad. "
? - " I fucking bet you didn't notice us, our knives can't even scratch that shit. "
- " Yeah, it's pretty good. "
? - " Ok so, We are basically just dead weight here Babushka. Should we leave or something? "
" Fine, just leave. "
Yay? How did those guys survive anyways... how long have they been there too? Huh. Well, now's a good time as any to start pumping a few more bullets into this guy, he's at about 73% health now.