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Soul Shard Captor [BL] [QT]

After Noah's much-awaited ascension, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.  He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted. Oh, and hopefully in the process of living happily ever after, he'd also get to accidentally complete some secret mission they refused to tell him about. Easy-peasy! ...Right? ...Ok, sure, there are a few small kinks here and there... like terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, hostile alien invasions, and the like... but one should always look at the bright side! Noah: "...Blackie, is it just me, or is this good brother-in-law of mine looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a juicy piece of meat?" (°△°|||) Black: "How would you know how a hungry wolf looks like? Have you ever seen one?" Noah: "What? No! But…!" ( ꒪Д꒪) Black: "Exactly. Don't worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline." (¬‿¬) Noah: "…are you sure that's what's really going on here?" Black: "Absolutely!" (≖‿≖) … Noah: "Blackie! Blackie! His-his-his little brother is poking me in the ass!!" QAQ Black: "What are you making such a big fuss about? It's just morning wood." Noah: "Why am I making such a big fuss?!? He just took it out of his pants!!!" щ(゚Д゚щ) Black: "So? How is he supposed to take care of it if he doesn't take it out?" Noah: "I don't know, but definitely not like this!!!" QAQ Black: "Relax! Bros often help each other out with these kinds of things." Noah: "…" … Noah: "What do you have to say now?!? It's normal for good bros to want to shove their thing up your ass?!?" (ꐦ °Д°) Black: "Yes… if they are bent… and in love with you… like this one…" Noah: "…" ಠ_ಠ Noah: "Oh god, he is putting it in!!!! Blackie! Help!!!" QAQ Black: "Don't panic. Relax and follow my instructions." (︶^︶)ノ Noah: "Ok, ok, speak! Hurry!" Black: "You've got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles…" Noah: "How is this helping??" ( ꒪Д꒪) Black: "It'll hurt less that way." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Noah: "…Whose system are you, mine or his?!?" (ノ꒪Д꒪)ノ︵ ┻━┻ -- Many, many missions later -- Noah: "This secret mission that you can't tell me about… it can't possibly be to get fucked by the the least appropriate target?!" ಠ_ಠ Black: "Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?" (; ゚ 3゚ )~ ML: Right, right, that's just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ Author Note: * SSC has long arcs. Each world is a fully-fledged novel on its own, which means that technically transmigrations aren't "quick". * Don't let the summary (or the cover) fool you! While SSC does have an occasional explicit smut, it is primarily a fluffy and hilarious romance! * Pairings are one-on-one and taboo-ish. (E.g. hired assassin and his target, monster tamer and his tamed beast, master and disciple, siblings, brothers-in-law, etc.) * More info in the info chapter Author website: lucypandora.com Support the author on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/lucypandora Discord: lucypandora.com/discord

LucyPanDora · LGBT+
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Breaking point

After dragging her tired body back home, Levi's fiancée and Noah's elder sister, opened her communicator to find her fiancé had sent her a baffling message: "We need to talk. Urgently. As soon as you are free. Critical importance."

(・―・)

Urgent talk of critical importance?

With her???

She snorted a laugh. Knowing the temper of her fiancé, if it was indeed something important, he would have broken into the hospital and kidnapped her away without a second thought.

Since the only thing he did was to send a text message, it would mean that this matter was just one of those things that Astar Levi thought to be paramount but was actually trivial in everyone else's point of view. Like helping him choose his tie for the wedding.

Or getting a light injury while doing something embarrassing so instead of visiting a hospital and having to explain how he got it, he would "urgently" require her free healing services.

She snickered again and checked the time of his message. Sent 8 hours ago. Meh, if he needed healing, it had probably been solved by now. ╮(╯∀╰)╭

If he didn't need healing, it could wait until tomorrow. 👍

Thus, she responded with "Lunch tomorrow at the usual place and time", shut off her communicator, and went to bed with peace of mind.

However, Levi, who was still in the middle of a dramatic episode of… uh… having his vinegar tank overturned? Did not go to bed with peace of mind at all!

Not! At! All!!!

In fact, this was objectively the worst night of his life! Simply the worst!

And just when he thought that this night couldn't get any worse, the much-awaited response from his fiancée arrived.

Wait until tomorrow to talk to her?!? Impossible!! This matter had to be settled right now!!! Right this instant!!

Tomorrow he needed to run in, guns blazing, knocking his baby off his feet, right into his, Levi's, arms!

He didn't have the luxury of waiting for 12 hours!

Look what happened in a mere half an hour of Levi's absence (he dared not recall the image…)! Who knows what could happen in 12 bloody hours?!?

Promptly, Levi called his fiancée. And then stared with abject fury at his communicator.

Son of a bitch! She turned off her communicator!!! She bloody turned her communicator off!!!

(ノ꒪Д꒪)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

Was he not clear enough in expressing his urgency and the paramount importance of this matter?!?

Levi paced back and forth in his room, seriously contemplating dropping in for a midnight visit.

No, no, he couldn't do that!

What if he disturbed his baby's sleep?

Even worse, what if his baby thought he had dropped in for a late-night rendezvous with his sister?! He couldn't let his darling misunderstand! He, Levi, was 100% loyal to his little cabbage!

In the end, with gritted teeth and a cramping stomach, Levi decided to endure until morning.

***

15 minutes before the clock struck 8 AM, Noah was already showered, dressed, sated, and ready to be picked up. As expected from his silly-cute brother-in-law, the doorbell rang before the scheduled time.

Chuckling to himself, Noah merrily hopped to the door and swung it open to welcome his brother-in-law with a big smile, and… nearly got a heart attack!!! 😱

A scream of bloody murder got stuck in Noah's throat, coming out as a cute squeak that perfectly matched his current appearance of a Bambi caught in the headlights. Stiffly he gaped at the walking corpse standing in front of his door.

It was dressed in black from head to toe, making the sickly pallor of its skin appear even more discomforting. The sharp contrast of black and white didn't stop there, the huge dark circles underneath its eyes looked like a fashion statement of a death metal band.

Yet the most disturbing of all were the bloodshot eyes gazing down with a manic look that was somewhere in-between mad and dead. When its eyes landed on Noah, they burned fiercely as if the creature wanted to devour him whole into its stomach!

Holy mother of god!!! Noah's soul nearly left his body in fright! Only after giving the undead a closer look did Noah recognize the zombie as his brother-in-law!

What the fuck happened last night?! Why did his usually lovely brother-in-law exude an aura of bloody murder like a demon of carnage who just escaped from the depths of hell?!?

Instantly, Noah's previous happy mood flipped into distress and worry, "Brother? What happened??"

Upon seeing Noah's anxious concern, the dark glint in Levi's eyes flickered out, and he abruptly woke up from his craze. No matter how bad he felt, he couldn't let his dark mood dampen his darling's day. The last thing he wanted to do was to frighten or sadden his baby!

And why should he, Levi, be in such an abysmal mood anyway? Even with an entire restaurant of dying people, his baby hadn't been this distressed! His baby clearly cared for him, Levi, the most!

And just like that, Levi's crumbling mess of a heart miraculously revived.

Noah, utterly unaware of the bullshit running through the other's head, was still out of his mind with worry. Could it be that his brother-in-law was sick?! (Blackie: (☞゚∀゚)☞ Spot on! Sick in the head!)

Even if the other had stayed up all night, it was impossible to look like the living dead the morning after!

Noah was indeed right about that. Levi hadn't merely stayed up throughout the night. No, no, no! His night was much more colorful.

Though Levi had gone to bed around midnight, he had laid awake until dawn. Throughout the night, not only was he tormented by a migraine and stomach cramps, he would even see the image of his baby, coquettishly riding another man, every time he closed his eyes!

By the time the dawn arrived, Levi had been mentally and physically tormented to the point that he was finally unable to keep his eyes open any longer.

He drifted off into a restless slumber plagued by hellish nightmares. In his dreams, his darling had been taken away from him and was together with other men. Levi frantically tried everything to stop the horrid chain of events, to make his baby look at him, to stop his darling from being intimate with another, to take back what should have been his.

The nightmare kept twisting and escalating, tormenting him for what seemed like an eternity.

Who knows how long he would have struggled with this harrowing manifestation of all his fears, unable to wake up, if not for that one moment?

That one moment, in which the nightmare touched Levi's breaking point.

It was one thing to have his baby taken away by others, it was entirely another to have him disappear from this world forever.

An image of his darling's mangled cold body ripped Levi's guts out, brutally shocking him awake.

In those several moments that took Levi to shift between dreams and reality, his frenzied madness had ended up accidentally demolishing the entire west wing of the mansion.

Everyone freaked out, the army was nearly mobilized, the reporters and peacekeepers hounded the premises, his parents almost had a heart attack, the old housekeeper actually DID have a heart attack…

In short, yeah, worst night + morning of Levi's life. Looking and feeling like the undead was 1000% justified.

1) Sending my kisses to Veronica for making my day with a lovely cup of ko-fi. <3 Thank you so much.

2) In case you are wondering, the housekeeper survived the heart attack and will be just fine.

3) Guys, I might not reply much, but I’ve read all of your wonderful comments. They make me all giddy and fired up to continue writing. Thank you <3

4) I have yet to get my old laptop back from the repair shop. Though they finally gave me a repair quote. Battery and adapter need to be replaced, it needs to be cleaned from dust, and the thermal paste should be applied. All in all, 260$!!! And I still need to wait around two weeks for that to be done?? Nani??? Diagnosing that took you over a month and now correcting it will take another two weeks??

Darn it all! This is why I try to avoid sending my shit to the repair shop until the very last moment! I never receive it back in a timely manner! Every time it takes at least a month! Angry! >︿<

5) On the upside, the guys responsible for my new laptop finally responded, apologizing for the mix-up, and it would seem I will be able to return it and get the right one back. But I need to ship it to them, and then they need to return it to the manufacturer, and order a new version, and then wait until that version came to them so they could send it to me…

6) So yeah, for an indeterminate amount of time, I’ll still be working from an uncomfortable chair in a noisy environment on a PC that keeps crashing randomly... ○| ̄|_

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