Reincarnation always seemed like a silly theory to me. I never bought into gods and rebirth and rolled my eyes at webnovels with such plots. But now, here I am, living it. Instead of being stuck as a slime or an orc in some forgettable fantasy world, I’m in a Xianxia realm as the Son of Murderous Destiny. Just when I thought life would be smooth sailing, my child turns out to be a great villain, hunting the protagonists around the world. "Seriously? Do I really have to deal with the idea of killing my own son?" At that moment, a proud young man who looked just like me knelt before me. He was my son, with great enthusiasm he proudly declared, "Dad, I’ve kidnapped 3,000 maidens from the Extreme Dao Sect. Aren’t you stuck at the cultivation realm?" "Use them as your furnace." I Sighed....Forget it. I can’t bring myself to kill such a sweet and considerate son. “Come here, let Daddy give you a spank.”