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Something is Wrong With This World!

*Bonk* Inu Kami : How come you don't have a scratch on your head? Mao : Ku Ku Ku, You should find out yourself. Inu Kami grits his teeth as his snout flared up, while he looked at his Bonkana with serenity akin to falling dew on winter mornings. Inu Kami : Now I have to go all out, Koi~ Bonkai! Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi!!! He inverted his Bonkana and made it free fall. Unnaturally the Bonkana disappeared into thin air, a sudden breeze hit the Sakura tree beside him causing the petals to disperse. With each flip of sakura petals caused by breeze would enlarge until they became the size of a human arm. And at final turn they turned into countless Orichalcum bats. Inu Kami looked back seriously at the man who had sinned so much that he would put shame to Lucifer. He couldn't help but wonder what was his limit, from the earlier bout he could easily deduce that the man wasn't taking him seriously. This hurt his pride as his opponent was playing with him akin to a kid. And he couldn't do anything, the person infront of him had killed a God in past, his sworn brother "Truck kun". And he wasn't even able to prevent it cuz this was his canon event! -------------- This fight would continue later, until that Inu Kami get to know that his sworn brother was impo- -------------- [ I don't own the characters in this fan fiction ] Switches on the TV, "The giant horse c*ck can weigh over eleven poun-"

Shiroi_hako · Anime & Comics
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System, Scary or pushover?

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".....f*ck?"

< '𝑬𝒓𝒐 𝑷𝒓𝒐' 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗘𝗿𝗼 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁, 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮𝘀 '𝑯𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕'. >

< 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗛𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗼𝘆, 𝗮𝗻 𝗨𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝗮 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻, 𝗮 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁. >

< 𝗧𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗘𝗿𝗼 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁. 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 '𝒔𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒔' 𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗼𝗳 '𝒔𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒔'! >

He saw another panel while hearing a emotionless voice inside his mind. A huge amount of information was directly impacted on his brain. This time it wasn't as painful as of first time, '... wait was that mind break at first time?'

Gross* Keeping that thought in the corners of mind he focused on the weird system interface. What does it say..... a freaking -

H*ntai protagonist?

So it wasn't a fluke, so that's why he did had that '𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒆, 𝑰 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌' hairstyle. From this Mao can relate that He was in a world where he could meet beauties and bitches of H*ntai world. Atleast I'm not in NTR world, he wouldn't know when he had died because of crying & depression.

Cuz that was his Achilles heel, that cursed genre was the one took his life. Cough* Mao took that poison to say farewell to his past life. Atleast he can live normally here right, ...right?

Mao was more anticipating for a normal Anime world well, milk had already spilled, He can't say He would reincarnate next time. Mao have to compromise and live accordingly.

[ 𝗔𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁, 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱, "𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 : 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆"! ]

[𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝘁 '𝒔𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒔'𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲!]

[ 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝘁! ] The system panel changed as if it didn't give a f*ck about his feelings or past life.

Wuh?

The more Mao heard system dispassionate voice, the more confused did he become. Atleast he got a skill and what's is with this [𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒕 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆], with that chances of him getting NTRed would get reduced or his depression will decrease. Whatever it may be both leads to same factor, the possibility of getting NTRed in this world.

'Fuck!!'

[ 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑑!

𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒! 𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦.... ]

Why is there a goddam soundtrack in the middle and a portrait of crying Sanji with a bamboo hat over his head (PS :One Piece). Mao couldn't help but shrug his shoulders as he looked at system panel with dead eyes.

[ 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱. 𝗧𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱. 𝗔 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 "𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔" 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱! ]

' I know, I know that! I'm not Goku!' Mao rambled inwardly while his ears turned red, as he nearly yelled out the magical world. Somehow his system had already predicted it. He really hoped this system isn't black bellied or a penalty type.

(PS : Goku lost his memory right before the series began. He was sent to Earth in a pod and ended up hitting his head on a rock as a kid. This caused him to forget everything about his parents and his violent nature as a saiyan.)

[ 𝐻𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑐𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑠. ]

" 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒋𝒐𝒆 𝒔𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒎'𝒔. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓.

𝑰'𝑴 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹!

𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒, 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒.

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 I 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡, 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 '𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍' 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑠𝑚 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖 "!!! ]

' Wait....wait I wasn't dissing you or anything!' Suddenly Mao felt the whole world shaking, his books at cupboard fell down while his clean bed jerked as if it was dancing.

'You! You were joking right....right?' Mao eyebrows flickered looking at the freakish show inside his room, he thought this was all a coincidence.

*SFX for the shaking cupboard and bed*

" Maoooo! GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM FASTTT! ...IT'S A..... IT'S A SUPRAAA, Cough * IT'S A F*CKING, 7.4 EARTHQUAKEEE!!! " Mao heard a yell loud yell from outside of his room. It was a familiar voice, voice of his current father.

[ 𝐻𝑢𝑚𝑝ℎ* 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑛𝑜𝑡. ] The system replied with sarcasm over his mind.

A sudden chill creeped on his back, with haste he turned around and banged open the bedroom door and got outside. Then he made a small sprint downstairs where Pops (Daimao) stood with an anxious expression.

"Hurry to the streets!" Daimao grabs his son arm and pulled him outside of house easily like carrying a rice bag.

Although Mao could run downstairs, he wasn't able to walk properly as he felt a sense of discontinuity between his movements. It was caused because he wasn't fully used to this body and other reason was, he was too skinny akin to a bamboo pole.

Getting outside of the house showed him the result of taunting system. The whole street was filled with people as they hugged each other tightly and they were scared shitless. The whole fiasco wouldn't have occurred if he didn't dissed the system.

[ 𝑁𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡? 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑚. 𝑁𝑜𝑤, 𝑛𝑜𝑤~ 𝐾𝑜𝑤𝑡𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑟. ] Mao heard a smug voice inside his mind, he knew who it was.

'Please forgive me senior! This junior didn't knew the gap between heaven and earth, you have broadened this junior's mindset.

Please accept this ignorant junior apology!'

Mao screamed inwardly pleading with apology as earlier the system said something something about Tsunami.

[ 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑔* 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑔* 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑔* 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑔* 𝐻𝑎𝑎.... 𝐴𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑟 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑗𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑛, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑙𝑦. 𝑁𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑠𝑚 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑒, 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟. ~ 𝑻𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒅𝒚 ~ ]

Phew* Mao sighed in relax, it seems Senior System calmed down and currently had a jolly warmth. Finally he got to know that this system sure was a pushover just with a little praise it calmed down. Atleast it was countless time better than (Death quests/Masochistic/Money Grubber) systems.

While the whole world population was panicking caused by the sudden earthquake which got calmed after a couple of minutes. The country leaders and their vessels were thinking it was a work of the rival country, a act of terrorism. Unforgivable!

Meanwhile the one who caused this, the Culprit was busy buttering up his Ego system. After giving out numerous praises to it's system, he nonchalantly called out 'Status' in his mind. He smiled even in that situation, his life was going to be interesting from now on.

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