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Slow Life of a Degenerate

Boombap I died and met a beautiful goddess. She then tells me that she will reincarnate me for a second chance at life. The goddess gave me a second chance at life. She said that I can live freely. Heck, compared to the hell that I went through in my previous life, I’ll live in bliss. Farming, Mining, and most importantly SEX. Novels pretty decent I guess lol.

Zapniq · Fantasy
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Solinia

After the blinding light subsided a figure of a woman came to view. I looked closer and was surprised by her beauty. Wow was all I could think of. This goddess of some sort is the definition of ethereal beauty. She had golden hair that flowed down her voluptuous body like silk. Her golden eyes looked as though they could pierce the heavens with just one glance. The most surprising part is her horns! She had two golden horns that curved to the back of her body.

"Fufufufu, enough staring boya, you're making me a little shy~~~"

Oh my lord! When I heard her silky voice I felt that I melted. Coupled with her sinful body, she would be enemy number one of any housewife out there. If I had a physical body right now, without a doubt my dick would be as hard as steel.

While I fantasized about the woman's body and the things that I would do to her, she finally spoke up.

"Ahem, fufufu, boya you do know that I can tell what you're thinking~. Such a naughty boy~, thinking of such dirty thoughts in front of me fufufu~."

Crap I forgot that she was some sort of a goddess.

"If I'm not mistaking, I should be dead. So what am I doing in here? Is this like some afterlife or judgment zone?" I asked

Well if this was a judgment zone, I'd be screwed. I've done some pretty bad things back when I was still alive.

"Yes, boya, you are dead. As for where we are, it is a separate realm from the judgment realm. I've specifically summoned you here."

"Why me? I've murdered thousands of lives. I'm far from a benevolent being."

Working as a hitman, I've reaped countless lives for the sake of the Order. Though, once I got to know the targets in-depth, most of them were rotten to the core. This made it easier to kill them mercilessly.

"It's true that you were a cold killer, but you were just a tool. A puppet that followed orders from the top. You were trained and brainwashed since you were an infant. You were nurtured by the environment that you were in, and that molded you into the type of being you were."

What she said was true. Since the day that I could walk and talk, I along with the rest of the test subjects were rigorously trained to be the best. The Order was trying to make us into super soldiers for world domination. I still remember the scenes of my fellow brethren dying in front of me from the training and abuse.

"Boya, I know you have a kind soul. Your actions of freeing those innocent children and exposing the Order are proof."

"..."

"Now let's talk about the main reason why you're here. I'm giving you another chance at life. In other words, I'll reincarnate you in another world"

Once I heard those words I was baffled. Reincarnate? Was that even possible? I've read countless manga and web novels on the topic, but to possibly experience such an event would be surprising.

"Wait, there must be some sort of catch to this. You might have a hidden agenda of some sort. Like defeating a demon lord or bringing prosperity to a dying country or empire."

Most of the works that I read about goddesses transmigrating others to another world involved some sort of condition.

"Fufufufu, cautious one aren't we. Rest assured boya, there are no such conditions that you speak of. I have no hidden agenda nor do I want you to defeat some demon king. Though, I do know some of the other goddesses that do hmmm…" the goddess said while rambling at the end.

"I truly just want to give you another chance at life to live a normal life. Live and laugh, take the reins and live your life freely, without the orders of others."

I looked at the goddess and saw her genuine smile. This was enough to shake me to the core and make me 'cry'. The possibility of another chance, a life on my own terms, brought me to 'tears'.

The goddess came to me and gave me a hug. Somehow she was able to touch my form, even though I had none physically. The warmth from her embrace calmed me down. My 'head' was nestled between her enormous twin peaks. Ahh, such bliss.

"Fufu, boya, don't think of anything dirty now~~"

I 'blushed' as I heard those words.

"Before I send you boya, I'll grant you three wishes. It can be anything as long that it's within my capabilities."

Thinking back to when I was alive I only had a few hobbies and interests. That was gardening, collecting rocks, reading manga/web novels, and sex.

While still in her embrace I looked up at her and said.

"Dear goddess, for my first wish I would like to be able to garden and farm. My second wish is to be able to find and collect many nice rocks. As for my final wish…...I want to have a lot of sex…."

Though seemingly childish wishes, these are what I truly love. Money and power? Is a meaningless view to my eyes.

"Fufufu, your first two wishes were fine, but the third one surprises me! Fufufu. Let me ask you this boya. Why not yearn for power? I can make you the strongest man in the world, or the richest ruler of an empire. Why did you choose those simple wishes?"

"When I was still alive, I saw the effects that money and power can do to a person. A seemingly nice and innocent individual can turn into the most venomous snake overnight. I don't want to be swayed and influenced like that."

My answer seemed to please that goddess, as she blossomed a wonderful smile, while 'hugging' me even tighter.

"Fufufu, boya, you are such a wonderful soul. It makes me want to keep you here for myself."

"I wouldn't mind being in the presence of a wonderful goddess every day," I said

When I looked at her eyes, I saw red hearts on her two pupils. I probably went a little too far.

"Mhmmmm, boya, you are such a cutie. Very well I'll see that all your wishes are granted."

Suddenly I 'feel' her wet lips on my 'forehead'. The goddess just gave me a kiss.

"Muah, there I've just made you my apostle. You should be happy your my very first~." the goddess said while a heavy blush can be seen on her face.

'Cute~~' I thought

"Ahem, now it's time for you to descend. I give you my best wishes boya~"

I feel a sudden pull, and I feel like my whole being is being transported somewhere.

"Wait, I forgot to ask for your name!"

"My name is Solinia"

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