Definitely To My House

"Mhm... Female Elves are... the best f*cking creatures in the while world."

The reason I was saying stuff like that was because of the female elves I saw in the house.

'I swear I didn't try to peek in the house , those beauties got my attention.'

"God damn just look at those pointy ears... makes me want to play with them. Of course we can't forget about the bo-bo-bo."

'F*ck , I can't even say boobs properly. Hey system is this some kind of V-Card effect?'

「 ... 」

'Nothing huh?'

I let out a huge sigh out and said ,

"When is that Lare coming?"

Just as I said that I saw a man wearing a heavy & shiny bronze armour with a shield in both of his hands walked towards me , at first I thought it was Lare.

'That's a big a** armour , can someone like Lare even move that thing? Must be another member of the black hoods.'

My height was 5'11 which pretty good for a 18 year old like me but looking at that armour it was atleast 7 foot or biggers. The armour with it's heavy steps stomping on the ground walked upto me and opened it's helmet. Inside the armour was a black haired elf with dark green eyes.

"Hi Za-Za- What was your name again?"

"Zafrix"

"Yes yes , Zafrix. Hi Zafrix , Master Vel has chosen me to escort you so you can depend on me. As one of his loyal servants I'll definitely keep you safe"

"Damn , are you really Lare? That armour looks heavy , how are you able to lift it?"

"You too? Why are many people surprised by me wearing this armour? Everytime I walk out with this armour people around me are either surprised or scared."

'Maybe because your body size is about my size and you are wearing a big a** armour?'

"Is that so? I was just surprised that you could lift something so heavy."

"Well , I started my training at the age of 13 and because of that wearing a heavy armours feels normal now. Things like lifting which increases my muscle power and running which increase my stamina makes it easier to wear a armour for long duration."

"I understand that wearing an armour is better but why wear this big? Isn't it harder to move in that , plus those weird shaped shields looks heavy too."

"Yeah these babies are 9 and 17 kg , also they're not weird shaped. This 17 kg one is kite shaped it's almost half of my armour's size , the pointy end at bottom can be stabbed into the ground to easily take heavy blows. And this round sheild is easy to move , so any kind of attacks which are hard to defend with this heavy one can be taken by this one."

"You really know your stuff , well atleast you'll be able to keep me safe with those."

"Of course I know this kind of stuff , I'm surprised you didn't know this. Wait... did you not attend the academy?"

"..."

I didn't say anything , how could I say anything when I didn't even know a speck about this world.

'Academy? This is my first time hearing about it. Now that I think about it this shouldn't be that surprising , these people are same as us. The only difference is that they aren't as developed as the world I came from , they're still living small houses theirs no convenience store , no TV , no smartphones... no Hentai...'

My eyes started tearing as I thought about the hentai I couldn't watch anymore , I rubbed eyes and thought.

'So what if I can't watch hentai , I was going to quit anyways... after getting a girlfriend. Who am I kidding that was just a excuse so that I could watch hentai forever. Anyways I could form my harem here and for that first I need to...'

"Hey hey , stop crying. It was my bad I shouldn't have asked that question , seeing how you were half-naked when I first saw you. Your family must be quite poor."

'Poor? That's a good reason , this might just work.'

"Ah yes , my family is very poor , because of that I couldn't even attend academy and now I'm uneducated. So can you help me meet somebody who's knowledgeable mage who could teach me?"

'Yes , to make my own harem I will need to get stronger. Man isn't getting stronger the best , in order to get everything I want I just need to get stronger.'

"Mage? What is that? If you want to learn swordsmanship I can introduce you to my master. With your sleek and slim figure you will make a great assassin."

'Assassin sounds cool killing people off without anybody knowing , with my 'sleek and slim figure' like he said I'll be the best assassin. But why doesn't he know about mages?'

Like my revival and this system this was also one of those unanswerable questions.

'Man what's with this world , looks like I'll have to train myself. Thank god I watched those Hanime (site like youtube in world 1) videos with those mana circulation techniques I can increase my mana and learn new spells.'

"I see , then I'll look forward to meet your master. By the way are there any kind of weaknesses of this armour? If you can tell me I will be able to protect you if anyone attacks your weakness."

"That makes sense."

'Naive'

"If I had to say then it would be the restricted movements , I can't jump as high as a normal elf or bend like a normal elf. Basically I've to compensate my higher defense with the agility."

'Good now I know his weakness , with this I can easily... What the f*ck can I do with this information!?'

"Well then let's get going."

"Ye-Yeah."

With that both of us started walking towards the outskirts of the village , apparently Vel readied some horses for us to travel faster. After walking for few minutes we left the crowded land with houses and entered the part outskirts which was mostly covered with crops.

The crops being cultivated here were 'Wheat' and 'Maize' atleast that's what I could see. At the end of the farm stood black horse.

'So that is the horse I'll be riding on , wait!'

"Weren't there supposed to be one for each?"

"Is that what you thought? I guess we will have to share the horse."

'Share? Does he mean like me sitting infront of him? N-No it can't be that way , isn't that where the lady sits in novels?'

"Hahaha , I was just joking. You'll be the one riding on that horse , I can't travel with this heavy armour also it'll be a good stamina training for me. A 3 hour walk to your village and then 3 hours back here , I'm excited to do this."

'What is there to be excited about non-stop 6 hours walk? And how the hell am I supposed to ride this horse? This is my first time seeing a horse this close.'

"Umm , Lare I don't know how to ride a horse."

Hearing my words Lare's always smiling face became sad.

'Ah f*ck I forgot that I'm poor.'

"I see , it'll take quite a time to teach you how to ride a horse so let's just walk to your village."

'Yes , finally I can waste some time with this reason.'

I tried to look more pitiful and said ,

"I see , you know I always had a dream of riding a horse someday. But you know because of my family's financial problems I always had to adjust , by the way how much time does take to learn horse riding?"

I looked at Lare's face and saw that my acting was working on this naive boy.

"It's really about horse you choose , if the horse come to like you and is very calm then your progress speed will increase. And our black hood horses are good for a newbie to train , normally it takes upto 2 years but right now you don't really need to completely control or race with the horse. So if you're even able to sit on the horse that'll be enough."

"And how much time will it take for me to learn to get on the horse?"

"Well It took me 19 hours to just get on the horse , I clearly remember it because I didn't sleep until I was successful. Also that horse made me fall on my a** everytime I tried , but that wasn't a black hood horse so I really can't say anything. Let's try getting you on for a hour and if you're not able to get on the horse then we will just walk."

"Okay , thank you Lare for teaching me this."

I don't know if I was talented or what but for some reason that horse loved me and in 1 and half hours I was able to get on the horse.

'Great why does this f*cking horse like me so much?'

"I guess the horse loves you Zafrix , looks it's stick is out."

'What the f*ck!!! Get me off this horny horse.'