10. Crazy meets Craze...

"This is why I've said it a hundred times. There should be cameras in the elevators. But that old man never listens to me. Now I can't see what she's doing in the elevator." I bitterly complained as I impatiently waited to meet with my new secretary.

Barb already alerted me that she arrived at the company building, so I was watching her from all the CCTV's available, but the film ended as soon as she entered the elevator because there's no cameras in there.

"Stop complaining Bruce, you'll see her soon enough." Barb said in her usual sadist tone.

"You don't understand. I'm so eager to talk to her face to face. I mean it's like when you order for a new product, and you're waiting for it to be delivered. You know that thrill you get, that nervousness when you just can't wait to see it. Don't you get it?" I tried explaining to her.

" No, No I don't f*cking understand. Because you never let me order anything for myself." Barb complained, and I knew we were about to get into an argument as to why she didn't need to order anything.

" Bruce, I have rights, I deserve to..."

"OH, she's out of the elevator!!" I exclaimed, excited that her coming out stopped the argument from even starting.

"F*ck you" Barb brought up a middle finger on the screen to show how bitter she was.

"Looks like she already made a friend" I say as I see her walk out with Evie. And... OH MY GOSH...

"She's coming..., She's coming..., She's coming" I frantically said quickly arranging my already perfectly arranged table, rearranging my collars, straightening up my suit, quickly settling down into my seat.

"Why are you always doing this, when you'll end up decapitating them anyways." Barb could be really annoying sometimes.

"First impression matters. And besides, you never know, she might not end up like the rest" I quickly click on the minimize button, changing the display on my screen to the picture of a plain mountain.

And... Action... I'm all set.

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

"Come on in" As soon as the door flew open, a kind of wind flowed in, like the AC had dropped below 0 degrees. In that same instant, I could tell she wasn't just a normal human. In fact I could swear she was anything but human.

I kind of thrill flowed through my body as my brain started working out what she could possibly be to carry such aura with her. Probably a Vampire, considering how the place seemed to drop below 0 degrees.

It had been a while since I mutilated a Vampire, at the moment, I was already fantasizing on ways to take her skin of her body. A stake to the heart will be too quick. I'll chain her down with silver shackles... Ohh mama!!

Wait, who gets affected by silver? Is it werewolves or vampires.? I don't remember anymore. But still, I'll hold her down with silver shackles, then I'll blend a ton of garlic, and then steal some holy water.

Lord have mercy on me.

Then I'll make a shower above her head and make it rain garlic and holy water all over her body. I could already imagine her screams in my head, and it was symphonic.

God save her, but Barb is right yet again. In fact I don't think this new secretary will last as long as the rest. I'm just itching to do so much to her.

Her body is so slender that I want to know how much she'd weigh if their was no more skin on her body. And damn she has the most mesmerizing eyes I've ever seen. I really want to pluck them out and store them in my collection.

Oh, God help you, the things I'd do to you if I just get my hands on you... Ohh mammamia!!

*meanwhile*

OMG!!! this is just Fabumenal. I can't believe I'm finally in front of Bruce Kent. As in face to face with the man himself. God help me, I'm about to burst in tears.

I mean now that I'm looking at him up close, he really isn't that ugly. I've been monitoring him from a distance all these years, and he looked really ugly from afar.

But he's actually not that bad. It'll make shredding him even more delectable.

God help him, but now that I'm so up close, I could think of a million ways to wreck him in tiny pieces. He has large ears. Maybe I'll start with those.

I'll cause him to fall asleep, and then chop of his ears with my chef knife.

I'm conflicted right now. Should I make him dinner, or should I just dump his body in my backyard.

I think dinner sounds better. I don't have anything to eat this night anyway.

So after his ears are off, those eyes of his, they are so dark. So so dark. I could use them to make black eye soup.

And then heaven help him, but his body isn't that well built, but he does seem to have a strong neck. I should be a tiger when I devour that part of his body, sinking my teeth down there, ripping out his throat while the blood gushes out all over the place.

Hell, just thinking about the things I'll do to him when I get my hands on him is already turning me on. If only there was a way to get on with it right now, right here in this office.

But no, I'll have to wait, wait till night time and make him go home with me, then, then I'll feast on him.

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Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on her. If only I could just pin her down right now... Ohh mama!

But no, I'll have to wait till night time, and make her go home with me, then I'll have a blast with her.