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Simp system

In his previous life, after he got cheated on by his girlfriend. Elmer watched a lot of Sigma male videos on Y-tube and concluded that all girls were evil. It was only right for him to be cold in front of girls, as that was the only way one could get some action, according to these sigma y-tubers. "If one wants to succeed in life then he must focus on his goals and ignore holes!" His philosophy for life became to ignore girls and focus on himself. However, his life ended shortly after a truck decided to give him a goodbye kiss at very high speed. Reincarnating he became a sect disciple and got the Simp System. "What do you mean I have to simp for girls?!" "I am a Sigma Male, girls should approach me first!" [Mission - Give Master Lucie flowers for the next ten days straight.] [Reward- 500 exp points.] [Faliure- 100 years of death] "What do you mean I can only become powerful if I simp for girls?!" Thus his journey began in this new life trying to avoid girls as much as he could, but still ending up in bed with them. ........... Tags - Smut, Harem.

strange_demon · Fantasy
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4 Chs

First Mission

Around the pagoda, Elmer could spot hordes of tall Red Bamboo surrounding the place, this was the reason this peak was named so. It was because of this Spiritual Red Bamboo.

These Red Bamboo thicken the Qi in surrounding places, making the peak the perfect cultivation spot for the inner sect disciples.

Even Elder Raina herself stays and cultivates on this peek, just because of these red bamboos. Also, the Qi they release helps in the Panda Calm cultivation technique too, making it the best Qi if one wants to break through the bottlenecks.

Elmer was lucky that he got this Inner peak.

Stepping out of the pagoda he saw many cultivators flying in and out of the peak with their flying swords.

[Ding!

First Mission - Tell Alia Sylqirelle that she looks beautiful.

Time Limit - Ten Hours.

Completion Reward- 400 Exp and Soul-Crushing Dagger.

Failure Punishment- Castration with severe Pain in your groin for seven days and seven nights straight.]

Elmer looked at the mission panel that just popped up in front of him, at first he was excited that he got a mission so fast.

However when he read the mission conditions cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

"Does this system wants to kill me?!"

First of all, as a self-proclaimed Sigma male, he can't bring himself to tell a girl that she looks beautiful.

And even if he does, why does it have to be Aila Sylqirelle?

If his memories serve him right that he has heard that once a core disciple tried to steal from her and then Elder Raina cut off that Core disciple's tongue.

Yes, Alia Sylqirelle was a personal disciple of Elder Raina, and not only that she was just like her master Cold and merciless.

No one in the sect dared to even look at her let alone trying to flirt with her.

Only nineteen years old, and she was already at the peak of the Qi transformation realm, just on the cusp of breaking through to the Golden Core realm and becoming an Inner Disciple.

"She wouldn't even need to call her Master for me. I am fucked!"

"This system is too overbearing!"

Elmer closed his eyes and weighed the pros and cons of this mission.

'If I decided to complete the mission then I might get my tongue removed, however, if I don't do it then my little brother would be sacrificed.'

'There are also rewards for completing the mission, however, there were no pros for ignoring it.'

Elmer gulped his saliva and nodded. He decided he would take the chance and complete the mission.

"Now where would I find her? From the memories of the previous owner of this body, I know that she lives on the top floor of Pagoda with her master."

Elmer's body stiffened as he thought about going to the top floor, it was said that the top floor of the pagoda was a no-go zone for males.

Even sect elders dared not to intrude on the top floor without permission from Elder Raina.

"How am I supposed to complete this mission when I can't even see her?!"

However, as soon as he said that a golden light shimmered in the sky and a figure landed in front of him, floating on a flying sword.

"Step aside!" Suddenly a cold voice pierced Elmer's heart as he saw the deadly figure walking towards him.

The voice was of none other than Alia, her expressions were dark. As if she had just fought a battle.

The Qi around her fluctuated heavenly, giving Elemr a sense of suppression. Her figure was heavenly like a goddess of war has descended on the ground.

Her blue hair flowed naturally with air and her skin was pale white. She was also wearing a pink robe which was the uniform for inner sect disciples of the Red Panda Sect.

Elmer looked at her figure, however, he didn't feel attraction at the time. He only felt dread, 'She will definitely kill me!'

"Are you deaf?! I am telling you to move aside." Her ice-cold voice resounded in his brain again breaking him out of his stupor.

He quickly moved aside and clenched his jaw. 'I have to do it, otherwise, I will lose my little brother!'

Alia glared at him and nodded after he moved aside, her hips swayed as she moved towards Pagoda, however even before she took two steps a voice came from behind her.

"Miss Alia, I want to tell you something."

She turned her head around with her brows raised in confusion. No male in the sect dared to talk to her, this was the first in a long time, that's why she stopped to listen to him.

"Speak, I am in a hurry." Her icy voice gave Elmer chills.

"It's, that, I think you look beautiful," Elmer said and backed up a few steps, he even started rotating his Qi if he needed to run away.